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Peach joke
It means: this is a metaphor for love and hate.
From Historical Records of Han Feizi's Remarks on the South
It's about Zixia Mi and Toy Boy in Wei Linggong. During the Warring States Period, Wei Jun was very fond of him. Once, Mi's mother was ill, and he secretly drove Wei Jun's car home to visit. Wei Jun didn't cut off his foot according to law after knowing it, praising his filial piety.
One day, he and Wei Linggong are visiting the orchard. Peaches taste sweet. If you haven't finished eating, give the remaining half to Wei Jun.
Wei Jun said, "How much you love me! Give it to me regardless of your own taste. "
Wait until Zixia Mi's desire fades. We have sinned against Wei Jun.
Wei Jun said, "This man used to drive my car under your orders and once gave me the leftover peaches."
Zixia Mi's virtue has not changed as before.
But it used to be considered filial piety, but later it was punished.
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