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A letter written by an illiterate wife to her husband. The husband is coming home immediately! Do you understand?

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The translation is as follows!

Tree Turtle Tree Turtle (Return Quickly)

Fish-Fruit Turtle (If you don’t return)

Chongzao Man (Finding a man again)

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Two naked friends received their wages and decided to go drinking. One of them was a little worried: "My wife is very powerful, and she will probably not let me in the house." I came home drunk and stood outside the door first. Put on your clothes and ring the doorbell. When my wife opened the door, I quickly threw the clothes into the room. When she saw me naked, she immediately let me in. "The next day, the two met. "Hey, how did your wife treat you yesterday? ""Ahem, don't mention it." I walked to the door and took out my clothes. The door opened, and I threw the clothes out... Then I heard a voice from the door: "Please pay attention, close the door now. The next stop is People’s Square. If you like this article, please share this article so that more people can see it!