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Are there any books about ghosts and supernatural games and how to avoid evil spirits?

I didn't find any books, but I found some posts ~

The content is quite substantial ~

[Share] What should the paranormal teaching post do when it meets Apuning, Xiao Bai, 2007-07-1821:19: 26.

In layman's terms, it means that no one will reply, otherwise others will not see it.

First of all, I declare that I am not superstitious or proficient. Everything I say is a letter summed up by the program. If you don't believe me, just look at it, so it doesn't hurt to take a detour.

Please don't repost original works, because you don't want to get into trouble ... hehe.

It turns out that this topic is very contradictory, but human curiosity is a mysterious thing. The less they know, the more they want to know. In fact, knowing the truth is not necessarily bad. I never said I didn't believe in other creatures.

Because the universe is so big, who can say for sure? I'm not superstitious. It's just that many things can't be explained by scientific reasons. Maybe civilization has not developed enough to explain them. Maybe these mysterious phenomena will be explained in a few hundred years, but maybe it's just maybe ... I just have a state of mind, that is, I know when I meet something, and there are ways to solve it ... in order to avoid some accidents. ...

Let me tell you something I know. Maybe there is no scientific basis, maybe it won't work, but I hope you know more. .....

Where should I start writing? Let's start with the hotel. ....

1. Comrades who travel frequently should know that the waiter will knock before taking us to the room. This action is actually aimed at Ah Piao (ghost). But that doesn't mean there are waves in every room. Please don't be afraid to stay in the hotel. This action is actually a precaution. After the waiter leaves, you can open the window to check the ventilation. By the way, I am XXX. Please forgive me if there is any interruption tonight. Generally speaking, there is no problem, but if you find a charm or a symbol under the bed or a bowl of rice in the drawer, be careful. Such a room is usually an accident room. Better change them.

The feng shui pattern of hotels that are easy to attract and float is 1. The hotel is close to water, river and coast. Trees are planted on the roof of the hotel.

Stairs or toilets are in the middle of the hotel. There is a swimming pool in the hotel.

Don't be afraid when you really meet everyone, because there are three situations when you meet Ah Piao. First, you are overcast. Second, Ah Piao is your destiny takes a hand. Third, there is no big problem in these three situations, even if you see it, it will be fine. Third, if you need something, you can see if you can help. If you really can't help, you can tell him directly, but remember not to promise casually and don't do anything afterwards. The consequences are really serious.

Please remember that our breasts are natural gossip to protect us from danger. When we are in danger, swearing and chanting Buddha's name are useful. Please delete the camera immediately and take a picture of Ah Piao, like a "grab" action. Taking pictures is equivalent to being caught, and there will be danger in the picture.

4. People are easily used by Apu when they are very tired, because the body can't catch its own soul. When Ah Piao wants to get on the upper body, he will first feel that many people around him are squeezing, and then he will feel that he is shaking. At this time, please rest immediately and don't make yourself too tired. Apu is divided into high and low, some from the top of the head, some from the two tendons near the neck Fengchi point, and some from the eyebrows. If it comes into contact with positive electricity, it will appear similar to short circuit. In fact, there is no reason for catching a cold, sneezing or tinnitus. Heat your body as soon as possible ... of course, don't be afraid, but sneezing and tinnitus are everywhere.

Please don't go straight home after attending the funeral or going to the cemetery to worship. You can go to a crowded place or go directly to the temple to worship and go home with incense ashes.

If it's someone else's funeral, please don't have any thoughts ... what a pity to die so beautifully, don't break the eyes of the deceased in the portrait.

Please pay special attention where there is water, because there are many ways to distinguish floating water: the darker the water, the worse. If there are no living things, fish, shrimp and tadpoles in the water, it is better to go to such places less.

7. Be careful when traveling in Southeast Asian countries. There are more floating in Southeast Asia, and the use of magic is even more frightening. The formation of magic is to put poisonous insects in a vessel that kills poisonous insects, and will eat the losers into more poisonous insects until there is only one left ... that is the most poisonous one, and then it will be upgraded in some other ways ... Poisoning will not kill you on the spot, so you can't eat indiscriminately when you go to Southeast Asia. ...

8. About cats and dogs, some people say that dogs and cats can really see Ah Piao because dogs, cats and cats have two eyes, so the dogs that can really yell at Ah Piao are usually native dogs or fierce dogs because they are not afraid ... puppies, kittens or more docile types are also afraid to see Ah Piao ... so they usually choose not to say anything ... haha.

Let's write so much for now. I'm a little confused. I hope I didn't scare everyone.

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Subject: [Share] paranormal teaching-I hope it will help everyone.

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Subject: [Share] paranormal teaching-I hope it will help everyone.

A handbook for finding life in the face of ghosts

If you feel as if you killed the monster, don't go back to see if it is dead.

◎ If you find that your house is built in a church that used to be a graveyard, black magic is popular, someone is crazy or suicidal here, or someone is holding an evocation ceremony in your house, move out quickly.

◎ Don't read aloud evocation books or even jokes.

◎ Don't play the game of disc fairy or soul out-of-body experience.

Don't explore the basement, especially when the power of the underworld is just released.

If your children talk to you in Latin or any language they shouldn't know, or in other people's voices, kill them immediately. Long pain is better than short pain. Note: It may take some time to kill them, so be prepared.

If you are outnumbered, never explore in pairs or alone.

Generally speaking, don't piece together any puzzles that may open the gates of hell.

Never stand above, below, beside or near a cemetery, cemetery, cellar, mausoleum or any residence of the deceased.

◎ If you find that it is only a cat when you are looking for the source of the strange sound, if you still want to live, leave there at once.

◎ If home appliances start to move by themselves, move immediately.

Don't take anything from the dead.

◎ If you find a deserted town, there must be some unknown reasons, and staying away from it is the way to protect yourself. Don't play with high-tech machines that can mix DNA unless you know exactly what you are doing.

If you run away from the monster, you should be prepared to fall more than twice. If you were a woman, you might fall more. And although you run, the monster just walks behind you step by step, but it is still fast enough to catch up with you.

If your car runs out of gas in the middle of the night, don't go to a nearby family for help.

Pay attention to those who carry saws, perforating guns, sickles, chainsaws, lawn mowers, muskets, welding guns or anything made by dead people.

◎ If you really encounter misfortune, the last magic weapon for the Jedi to survive-read aloud-"There is no Amitabha in the south"!

The taboo of the dead! ! !

To put it bluntly, everyone's family can't stop death. Some people die in hospitals, some people die at home, and some people die in car accidents. . . . . !

But I don't know if you know, if you keep the dead at home, some things are taboo. For example, the family members of the deceased can't go to other people's homes, and there can't be outsiders during the wake, especially after 12 in the evening, because there is actually a breath after death. I don't know if you have seen how the dead died. People will open their pupils wide before they die, because they can't speak (and dying people will have a hunch before they die). Then, in fact, it was his last breath. After his death, there was still something similar to phlegm in his throat. At this time, the tone becomes cloudy, so there are some things that must be paid attention to when the deceased is at home:

1. Don't uncover the yellow paper covering the face of the deceased (the yellow paper covering the face is used to reassure him (the deceased) to cross the ecliptic, because the crying of his relatives may make him reluctant to leave, and he will miss the time to report to the prince and become a "lonely ghost")

Don't let the cats and dogs near him, because his breath is still there. As long as you get too close to the animals raised by these people (because they have some yang and aura), be careful when you get to him. If they give him two breaths, it will cause a serious thing-cheating!

Either you never give him money to burn paper, as long as you burn it, it will be burned every year, or he asks you for it.

It looks as short as 3 o'clock, but you must pay attention. If you don't believe ... the consequences will be yours ~!

Ghost introduction-meatball ghost

This ghost is full of meat, has no facial features, only a personal shape, but its meat is said to be delicious in the world. If you eat his meat, you can compete with a weightlifting champion, but as long as you cut off a little of his meat, he will chase you until you give up. If you don't let go, he will haunt you to death.

Ghosts introduction-ghosts entering the door

This ghost has a bad image, but he doesn't take the initiative to hurt people, because he often can't find the way to the underworld, so he breaks into other people's homes. Such ghosts often regard doors or windows as the way to the underworld, so they trespass. As long as they draw an "open" or something near the ground with a red pen in a place with heavy yin, these ghosts can go to the underworld.

Ghost introduction-ghost

This kind of ghost can basically be said to be a kind of punishment, because this kind of ghost is a combination of resentment, complaints and curses of many people towards a person (at least the population of a village). If you are haunted by this kind of ghost, unless those people forgive you, please ask someone with high powers to help you resolve it, or you will die.

Note: Why do I know so much about ghosts? I have a friend who studies China's metaphysics, and many friends are interested in it. I don't know where they came from, so I'll tell you by the way. )

incantation

1, nightmare immunity spell

Spell: Breaking the Eye of Popo.

Pronunciation: broken mountains and smoky places, Huashan flowery places, Washan flowery places

Operation process: Recite it before going to bed, one hundred times and one hundred times. Or until you fall asleep naturally.

Results: Nightmares gradually decrease until they are not done, and luck in daily life will also decline.

Note: You must be sincere when reciting.

2, head and mouth care mantra

The mantra: begging for a secret Roddy.

Pronunciation: CHTAOSAIYIMIKERUOTI

Operation process: recite your mule, horse and big animal every morning and evening until it is bored or taken away.

Results: The possibility of accidental injury to the object was reduced. A few days ago, a netizen asked me what I could do to protect my pets, and I also gave this spell. I don't know if it works.

Note: Protect yourself from being kicked, caught or bitten.

3. Exam-related spells

The mantra: There is no Prajna Dragon Tree in the South.

Pronunciation: NAMEBORUOLONGSU

Operation process: When reviewing before the exam, read it sincerely for three times, and then review hard.

Results: It is said that the wisdom of Dragon Tree can be borrowed, which means that the learning effect will be greatly improved.

Note: spells are used to help you, not to replace you. If you read but don't review, the result is the same as not reading.

4. How to summon up courage at night

The mantra: all sides are clear, and the mood is empty.

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operation process: (1) recite it three times before going out; (2) After going out, make a fist with your left hand. When eating, stretch your fingers together horizontally and hold them with your right hand in vain. (3) If you worship a god at ordinary times and recite his name, because it is shameful for his boss's subordinates to be cut, he will protect you; (4) If there is no worship. For example, the poems of Li Bai, Du Fu and Qu Yuan are praised as "the glory of the humble and the sorrow of the dead". Don't say that ghosts dare not touch them, even the prince has to give face. (5) If all these things can't be done, then learn to say a few words of "Please don't take it amiss" in Hong Kong movies. (6) If all these can't be done, and you are hit by the Red Phoenix Star, remember to ask calmly, "I didn't know this in my last life. It's usually a shy exit. (7) If you do something wrong, run as fast as possible, and specifically hit the wall. The advantage of this is that if you are trapped in the magic circle, the passage is in a seemingly impassable place. If you are not trapped in the magic circle, you will naturally not be afraid after being knocked unconscious.

Results: It is safer to walk at night.

Note: It's no use reading the names of deities and buddhas that you don't usually worship. Secondly, reading three kinds of poems is not necessarily useful. The first is a ghost poem like "Nothing is United as one, fireworks can't be cut". The second kind is the kind of poem that can't really be called poetry when I met Hong Yanzong Bi when I was reading "Man Jiang Hong". The third is such a poem as ". And if you haven't practiced, it's impossible to read the six-character mantra or the nine-character mantra. Also: If you feel cold or smell burning for no reason, please make a detour.

5. Highlights of exorcism methods at home

Operation process: Please refer to many related books. Of course, it is also possible to sacrifice to Buddha and God. In addition, some simple tips are provided: put a little salt on the door and window sill, keep a pet since childhood, remember three good things you did today before going to bed at night (you can also write it on paper, but it smells bad), put a plate of clear water on the table opposite the bed (the river or lake melts after freezing), and put ginger and white rice in a small red bag to hang on the bedside. Buy more soap and put it in every cupboard. You'd better prepare a bookshelf. Put two big leaves at the bottom of the suitcase, and a porcelain cup with black beans under the bed. Put some red firecrackers (firecrackers are not fireworks) on the high cabinet in the living room. Cook a little vinegar in the kitchen at intervals, order a small glass of soju in the room at intervals, and so on.

Note: As long as you can become a knowledgeable, noble, upright and brave person, even if you live in a barren grave in the green field, it is not terrible, but if you are a dirty villain, even if you live in a temple gallery palace, it is like living under a pile of corpses. These methods can only provide limited help.

Step 6 release the curse

Idiom: What does Luhong copper and iron mean? The birth of anything has many hardships. Today we kill pigs and dogs, so others won't kill me in the afterlife? I advise you to put it down and save your life, and your kindness will go up to heaven.

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operation process: When a creature is faced with the possibility of being killed, make a sincere wish and curse three times.

Results: It is said that a powerful person can immediately put down the butcher's knife, which is a curse to stop killing. For example, if your friend goes hunting or fishing, and you hate it, saying this spell three times will make him get nothing. Read more books, be good at mind, and be very good for your health.

Note: This spell cannot be used to protect people (invalid).

7. Reject the curse

The mantra: Wan Liluo

Pronunciation: MOKEMORUOUORUNRI

Operation process: Generally, it is only recited three times before some ceremonies or important activities.

Results: Evil things will not come near you for the time being, which ensures the safe passage of the incident.

Note: the effect is related to your usual academic and moral quality and practice. Basically, this spell is only used by ordinary people who are neither bad nor bad. And this spell doesn't work on evil things that are too powerful to take revenge. In addition, this spell is at the expense of weak defense at other times, so it is best not to say it often.

8. Prevent others from borrowing money from you.

The mantra: damage a gross profit in the world!

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operation process: read it every day, read it every month, and read it to everyone.

Result: People don't borrow money from you.

Note: you will become a so-called villain, and greed will arise. So I don't recommend this spell.

9. Pray for safe and smooth activities.

The mantra: look at yourself freely and don't know the cause and effect.

Pronunciation: Chinese characters.

Operating process: Before facing the events that have a great impact on my life (interview, defense, meeting my in-laws for the first time, negotiation), I meditated three times devoutly.

Result: Things will go smoothly.

Note: you can only say it when you are facing something important. This spell adds some auxiliary temporary luck and inspiration. If you read it too much, it will lose its effect. It's like sharpening a knife quickly, but the total grinding will break down. Moreover, it is whether you are fully prepared.

10, except fear curse.

The mantra: military interests

Pronunciation: KUNTURUI

Operation process: Read (shout) aloud for three times before facing something that scares you (such as group fights and meeting netizens), and then proceed.

Results: Some studies show that if the average person's resistance to fear is 3, reading this thing can reach 5.5. So, you can imagine that you will rush to the front like a barbarian, scrambling to pay the bill and being buried.

Warning: Don't read too much, you will go astray.

1 1, a simple blessing ceremony

Operation process: use a basin of clear water (in principle, after rivers and lakes freeze in winter, the ice will be taken back and melted, but there are few resources. It is estimated that it is no problem to freeze and melt with tap water. The basin is bigger and deeper), a small cup (a deep cup smaller than a drinking cup, gold, silver and jade are all good, but resources are scarce, porcelain can, glass can't), and a handful of white rice can be put in the cup. It is said that salt is also ok, but it has never been tried. Put three pillars in the rice to reduce the fragrance (mosquito-repellent incense can't be used), light the incense, then put the cup and rice incense in clear water, let this set of things float, and bow to the sky (sincere and awe-inspiring, it doesn't matter whether you bow to the arch or bow three times and nine times). ), meditate on the person you want to pray for (you can't do it yourself) and the things you want to pray for him to be smooth (bad things, things that are harmful to your immediate interests or him are not allowed, in short, there can be no distractions), then look at the incense and draw the word "nothing" in the palm of your left hand with your right hand until the incense burns out.

Result: The person you pray for will succeed.

Note: Generally speaking, praying for the enemy is the most effective, praying for friends is slightly worse, and praying for relatives is even worse. It's not that there is a difference between relatives and friends, but that when you pray for the latter two kinds of people, you must have distractions and care about success or failure. So try to be pure inside.

In addition to praying to heaven (life), you can also pray to gods and buddhas. The process of praying to the Buddha is related to various doctrines, but this method seems to be generally accepted. In addition, when praying to the Buddha, you should prepare some offerings for birds and animals to eat after praying.

12, pepper production

Operation process: Let mother or grandmother or lover (only these three people or women who have taken up the task of raising are equal to mother or grandmother, others can't) prepare a little red and green cloth and a little dried pepper seeds, then sew the red cloth into two conical surfaces with a length of 6 cm and 4 cm respectively and a base diameter of 1.5 cm with white or black lines, and then fill them with half-full dried pepper seeds and sew them. Connect two cloth peppers at the thick end, stick three small pepper leaves cut into shapes with green cloth at the thick end (be sure to lock the edges), and sew a rope, so that you can hang them.