Asking for Wu Zongxian's funny lines

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& gt "If I lie, Kang will be killed by a car when he goes out!"

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& gt5 "Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs."

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& gt★ 6 "The next guest is the pride of China people-let's applaud Mr. Ju Gu ... Chicken! ~"

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& gt9 "How can a woman get a tip if a man is not drunk?"

& gt "How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk?"

& gt "How can anyone sleep in a hotel if men and women are not drunk?"

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& gt 10 "Sexual harassment of dinosaurs is a kind of welfare ~ ~"

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& gt 12 "People's first time, that is, ............ is very reluctant."

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& gt 14 "His mother will be right back after the commercial ..."

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& gt 15 "Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"

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& gt 17 "If you want to sue me, advertise."

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& gt 18 said to a female guest, "Your dancing is really bare-chested and very organized."

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& gt★ 19 Shi Mingde spent 25 years in prison. He said, "See if there are calluses on his hands ..." (Bravo! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! )

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& gt★ 22 In the episode "I guess" in which Chen xx was a guest, she answered a lot of questions (jacky said it was intended to help her). When other guests complained, he said, "Don't be jealous because people are beautiful. There are also ugly things that have not been answered. " (Turning to Liu) "Right Aya?"

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& gt★ 23 On the topic of a bus pervert, a guest said that he had been touched but didn't shout; Brother Xian taught her not to indulge the bad guys. In order to learn from Aya, she immediately shouted out (Aya nodded) ...): "Cool, cool ..."-_-b

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& gt★ 24 When Aya patted her chest to show her confidence, Wu Zongxian shouted, "Listen, there is an echo ~"

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& gt★ 28 "Party at Eight o'clock on Sunday", with Athena Chu as the partner, went to a roadside stall for dinner and shouted to the onlookers, "You must keep a secret. Don't tell the paparazzi that I'm with Athena Chu. We have been together for a long time! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It's been more than two hours! " This guy always takes advantage of female stars. He should learn more skills from him.

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& gt I remember there was an episode of "I guess" with Fruit MM of Jiaotong University. That woman was really PL, so Brother Xian asked him, "Do you have an idol to worship?" For example, artists, it is best to have a solo album, write songs, host programs, make movies, get dark skin, and then start hinting at each other (what he wants to say is himself). I don't know if the fruit MM said "Xiaohei (Ke Shouliang)."

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& gt I remember Brother Xian talking about why Mulan could dress up as a woman to join the army instead of her father, saying, "That's because (father has no eldest son) Mulan doesn't have a dragon", and laughing hysterically.

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& gt★ 32 Wu: "You still have 10 seconds. Please list the things that come once a month! ! "

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& gt Answer: "Water and electricity bills, telephone bills, bank bills ..."

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& gt Wu: "Which part of your body do you like best?"

& gt A: "Eyes"

& gt Wu: "Oh, why?"

& gt replied: "Because ~~ Because my eyes are round ~"

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& gt34 Wu: "Everyone says GIGI MM has short legs? ~~~"

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& gt Wu: "Is Uncle Kangkang short-legged? ~~~"

& gt Everyone: "Short ~ ~"

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& gt Wu: "I have that thing wrapped around my waist-it's a belt."

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& gt★ 37 A MM live performance, making faces.

& gt Wu: "Is this your talent show?"

& gt Answer: "Yes"

& gt Wu: "There is an old saying in China that a woman without talent is virtuous. This is a very virtuous friend! "

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& gt★ 38 On another occasion, Chen Xiaoxuan went to guess and said, "Don't help outsiders (referring to Chen Xiaoxuan)."

& gt Yes: "Ah, Xiao Xuan is an outsider."

& gt wuyue: "No, she is my wife ..." (I pour ~! ! )

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& gt40 Wu and Xiao S perform. (melodious BGM ringtone)

& gt Wu (to Xiao S): "XXX, look at the bright moon tonight ..." (Xiao S looks intoxicated ...)

& gt Wu: "In Compendium of Materia Medica, it is recorded that' goat's milk acts like diarrhea if you drink too much ...'" (People around you fall down ...)

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