What are the ridicules and satires in The Journey to the West's books that are similar to cold jokes?

The charm of Journey to the West lies in the vivid characters composed of various colloquial street taunts, two-part allegorical sayings and jokes. People who only watch TV dramas basically have no chance to enjoy them.

The Monkey King fought Erlang God, and ran to Erlang God's stronghold at a complete disadvantage, becoming his appearance and disgusting him.

It is said that the Great Sage arrived at Guanjiangkou, became Grandpa Jiro, pressed the cloud head and entered the temple. Ghosts didn't recognize each other and kowtowed to meet him one by one. He sat in the middle, examined the incense, and saw three sacrifices repaid by Li Hu, the blessing promised by Zhang Long, Zhao Jia's petition for a child, and Qian Bing's good wishes for the disease. Just looking at the place, someone reported: "Another grandfather is coming." All the ghosts watched in shock as it hurried by. But the true gentleman asked, "Is there any Great Sage who has just arrived?" The ghosts judged, "I haven't seen any Great Sage, only an old man is looking inside." When the true king knocked on the door and entered, the Great Sage saw him and showed his true colors. "Don't scream, this temple is called Sun."

Guanyin met Pig Bajie for the first time, and Pig Bajie sneered.

Guanyin pressed the cloud head and asked, "Where are you from? What's wrong with you old man? Who dares to stop me here? " "I am not a wild tapir or an old man," said the monster. "I am the marshal of Tianhe Tian Peng. Just because I teased Chang 'e with wine, the Jade Emperor beat me with two thousand hammers and reduced me to dust. An elf of truth, who was going to be reborn, went the wrong way and threw himself into the uterus of a sow, and became like this. I was the one who killed the sow, but I died in droves, occupying Shan Ye here and eating people for a living. I met the Bodhisattva unexpectedly, so I hope to save it. The Bodhisattva asked, "What is the name of this mountain?" "The monster said," it's called Fuling Mountain. There is a cave in the mountain called Zhan Yun Cave.

Li Shimin's sister died suddenly, and Liu Quan's wife was born again.

The king of the Tang Dynasty was filled with joy when he heard the play. He said to many officials, "I don't want to be a Yanjun. I asked about the palace." He said all ages are safe, but he was afraid that Otome would live a long life. But this is just Otome Yu Ying, the flower's shadow died. I watched eagerly and soon woke up, shouting,' Go slowly, husband, wait for me!' I can only say that he fell into a coma. I asked him for details. What he said is the same as what Liu Quan said. Wei Zhi said: "Otome's life speeds up occasionally, and when he wakes up, he will say this. This is about Liu Quan's wife coming back to life. This is also the case. Please come out and see what he says. " Tang Wang said, "I just ordered the imperial hospital to get medicine. I don't know what to do. " He taught his concubines to go to the palace and invite them.

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And the list goes on. It is also widely circulated on the Internet. the Monkey King monsters and monsters with backgrounds were all saved in the end, and those who didn't have the day after tomorrow were killed by Wukong's stick.