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In the process of washing the quilt, the 350-word composition can't be found by others, and it was copied from the Internet! !
There are many things in life.
The first time, the first time is the most unforgettable. Of course I have a promise.
Although it was the first time, what impressed me the most was that time. ...
One hot day, I was reading, mom.
Yelling at me: "Liu, what are you doing?" Wash your quilt.
Get down. "I heard this and thought: It's so hot outside that I can't go out.
Play, the book is not good, just wash the quilt. "Good, horse.
Wash it on the table. "I immediately picked up the quilt and pillow from the bed.
Come on, "shoot magic!" Crying and throwing it into the washing machine, not from
I have to say, "God, it's so heavy." Mom heard it in the kitchen,
Said, "The quilt is not heavy at all." Then he came over,
As soon as he saw it, he smiled and said, "Just wash the sheets, pillowcases and cotton wool pillows."
Can't wash! "Is preparing to pour the" flood "into the washing machine.
I heard this and whispered in horror, "That was close,
Fortunately, the flood hasn't been released, otherwise the joke would be big.
"Put the quilt and pillow back on the bed, and remove the quilt pillowcase.
Come on, shoot the magic and throw it into the washing machine, and put the clothes to be washed in.
Automatic washing is set to "flood" of three-quarters of the machine water capacity.
Time, go back to the sofa and be lucky for a while. Patrol mom
Mom came, saw it and said, "Why don't you put washing powder?" I listen
Then he blushed and said, "I forgot." Then jump up like an electric shock
I got up and rushed to the washing machine, thinking: It's time to put the clothes away.
Half a spoonful of washing powder, the quilt is ... Come on, split it in half.
Let's talk about spoons again. Do what you think. I put two full ones.
A spoonful of washing powder, relax and watch TV. I don't know, mom still
Don't trust, and to patrol, "why do you put so much washing powder?
Watch the TV after it is washed! "Mom four points of surprise, five points of responsibility.
Ready to say. I couldn't help it, and then I washed it all (count first:
1, 2, 3, 4, ...) You are so tired after soaking for seven times.
Be patient. However, as the saying goes, "just three things." clean
There was no mistake in washing.
Although it failed for the first time, it also laid the foundation for the second time!
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