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Hey, why did all my good friends go to No.1 Middle School? No.1 middle school is so empty.

You are a passer-by I can't wait.

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I stood by the side of the road waiting for the green light to cross the road. Finally, when the red light was about to go out, suddenly a car passed by me. Although the weather is very hot, I feel a little weak because of the heat, but I was shocked when I looked at the car. The long sunshine was cut into a time stream at that moment, leaving the world behind.

Qi Chubai, at that moment, I recognized you easily from the window.

You are sitting in the driver's seat, next to a woman with a delicate outline. The car stopped in front of my eyes and roared past. But I'm sure I saw you.

I thought that after all this time, I had forgotten that I loved you. However, the moment I saw you, tears welled up in my eyes. I don't know if the sand in my eyes made me cry.

However, when I rubbed my eyes and crossed the road, the time three years ago came back to my eyes like a cloud.

[ 1]

Luo Tao took me to watch the basketball match in Grade Three with malicious intent, and I knew that Xu Yang must have entrusted her.

Xu Yang is a member of the senior three sports team. Since watching me dance the peacock dance at the New Year's Eve party, he has made a fierce pursuit of me.

But I stood on tiptoe in front of his centimeter height and said confidently, Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think we are suitable.

Xu Yang was immediately hit hard. Luo Tao said he was the darling of the school. I don't know how many girls wrote love letters to him from grade one to grade three, but I don't know why, but before graduation, I fell in love with him.

And Xu Yang may also feel that he has excellent conditions and has never been beaten, so he was surprised to ask me why.

I said, I think you are too tall for us.

Luo Tao said that she had seen people who hit people, but she had never seen me so vicious. What a perfect height centimeter is.

But, Luo Tao, if you want me, I only have centimeters. If we walk in the street in the future, people may think that we are father and daughter. I argued vigorously.

Gee, going to a ball game won't kill you. Luo Tao got tangled up there.

In the end, I really couldn't beat carrots and sticks, so I had to bite the bullet and watch the game.

Qi Chubai, after many years, I'm glad I went to the ball game that day. Otherwise, I won't meet you.

I really don't have any enthusiasm for basketball and I'm not interested in watching it. Facing the scenes of cheering and thunder around me, I feel like an outsider. I looked around in boredom. It was at that time that something indescribable seemed to be pulling me, letting me see you at a glance at the moment when my eyes flowed.

There are many handsome boys in school, but from the moment I saw you, I felt that no one was better than you.

You lean on the railing not far away, and the sunset covers half your face like a cloud. In an instant, the shouts and cheers around you disappeared, leaving you standing alone in this world, coming straight at you like a dazzling light. Your smile is like the twilight in the horizon, and your eyebrows are gentle and appropriate.

I looked at you speechless and stood there in a daze until Xu Yang scored and Luo Tao cheered, and I didn't blink.

Luo Tao noticed the strangeness around her, looked back at me and glanced at you with my eyes.

Then she said enviously that she must be playing with her girlfriend again.

I was surprised how she knew, so she told me about you.

At that time, I knew that you had become the talk of all the girls in the grade. You are a transfer student. You fought with others for your girlfriend in your old school, and your parents transferred you to No.1 Middle School. You are a bad boy, and now your left ear is still wearing a row of earrings, which shines especially in the twilight. You're very involved. Although you are very popular after transferring to another school, you only have eyes for your girlfriend. You call her every day, and I even heard that once you called 12 pm from 12 pm, that was called "talent".

After listening to Luo Tao's description of you, I was full of admiration for you at that moment. There is no denying that these admiration, but also mixed with my budding love for you at first sight, these feelings, like seeds that break through the ground, can instantly grow into trees that cover the sky.

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-5- 15 14:39 reply

_ Wonderful _ Autumn

92 fans

second floor

[2]

I unexpectedly agreed to Xu Yang's invitation and attended their celebration dinner that day. Because I knew you'd be there.

You are a new sports team. Although you are only a substitute, I heard that you are a good player, so you should not be underestimated.

At the celebration dinner, everyone winked at Xu Yang, looked at me and smiled, calling me sister-in-law. After drinking some wine, Xu Yang turned ruddy and looked very excited.

When I look at you, you don't seem as indifferent as you think. On the contrary, although you are new here, everyone seems to know you very well and whisper in your ear to advise you to drink. You are very refreshing. Drinking is like drinking pure water.

The last person drank almost enough, and started playing games, which was nothing more than truth and great adventure.

Because many boys bring their girlfriends, they are afraid to choose the truth, for fear that someone will ask the wrong question and their girlfriends will get angry. So when I was on a big adventure, I saw countless funny scenes. Some bit a shoe and turned around several times, while others went to an unknown person and begged someone to give him a hair.

I don't know if God heard my sincere prayer, but it's my turn at last. I became the master of fate, and you became the executor of fate. I thought you would take a big adventure like other boys, but you frankly said that you chose the truth.

Everyone is encouraging me to ask some exciting questions, but just as I started talking, your phone rang.

You look down, stand up apologetically at once, and say sorry to everyone present. Everyone agrees to let you leave, and then let nature take its course and declare this round invalid.

But looking at your smiling eyes and the back of you turning away, I have thought about a problem.

Qi Chubai, actually, I don't have any courage, but I got up the courage to ask you that day. Will you fall in love with others in the future? Selfishly speaking, I am not afraid that others may turn pale when they hear this question, but God does not give me this opportunity.

Luo Tao said I was possessed and raised Idy, but I only want you, a man who has no chance of winning.

But Luo Tao doesn't know that love never pays attention to first come, then come. There may be unforgivable sins in this world, but there are no unlovable people.

From then on, I began to pay attention to you. You seldom talk to other girls, but you often hang out with a boy.

Your height is my boyfriend's ideal height, centimeters. Although you are the shortest in the team, your jumping ability makes up for those missing heights, and your skills are among the best. You are like my favorite Mitsui Hisashi in Slam Dunk.

I started to watch football matches frequently, and others thought I was here to see Xu Yang. When I saw him, I made fun of Xu Yang.

Every time I see you from the beginning, you all break up in sweat with your respective jerseys.

Then I discovered a little secret of yours. Before the opening ceremony, you always like to pick up a cup of boiling water and put it aside. When it's over, you'll drink it.

But for some reason, the cup you put in was broken, and there was no boiled water to drink after drinking it, and you looked lost. I think you are really a person with good habits, unlike them holding coke or pure water after the show. So, from then on, I always find a few cups, boiled water and put them aside. As soon as the party is over, people will drink water and joke that my sister-in-law is really virtuous. Xu Yang smiled at me, but I only glanced at you. If you concentrate on drinking water and playing with your girlfriend, you must not know that the girl next to you likes you.

There are many kinds of love in this world, including infatuation, competition and fearless love … but I chose the most common one and waited. Because I don't think I have superior beauty and smart mind.

[3]

Luo Tao said that Xu Yang thought that I refused him for the first time because I was reserved, because since then I have been approaching him with reluctance and welcome. So he asked me out again. Lota squinted at me as if I had committed a heinous crime.

I patted her on the shoulder and said, come on, let me explain to him.

I ran downstairs in a T-shirt, jeans and flip-flops. I think I can make him misunderstand that I like him by going to the appointment like this. Either he has a bad eye or I am too beautiful.

But before I reached my destination, I met you. You sit on the road, hold it to your ear, with your head between your legs and a cigarette between your fingers. You have been smoking. That's you I've never seen before. Compared with your previous high spirits, you look so down and out. I have stood by you for a long time, but I haven't seen you say a word. I nodded strangely.

You look up and your eyes are bloodshot, as if you had not slept all night. When you saw me, it took you a long time to realize. When you closed it, I asked you what happened.

-5- 15 14:39 reply

_ Wonderful _ Autumn

92 fans

second floor[British English]; third floor[American English]

You shook your head silently, I thought about it and sat down beside you.

Anyone who walks through Jiefang West Road that day will see two down-and-out people sitting side by side, both wearing T-shirts, jeans and flip-flops. That day, I discovered a little secret. You're wearing the same Artie flip-flops as me.

I am excited about such a small coincidence. I don't know what people thought of us in the past, but after a long time, I will remember the feeling of sitting on the road with you that day, just like a song sung in a movie. When the scenery is clear, I will accompany you to see the flowing water.

I forgot to wait for my Xu Yang. I sat with you all afternoon. Finally, the light comes on, you stand up and pat the dirt on your body, and your eyes are no longer cloudy. Say thank you to me when you pull me up.

But I know that even if you are restored to your original appearance on the surface, you still have a hard wound in your heart, because you asked me a question before you left. Do you think that one person's love will really be transferred to another person because of time and distance?

I seem to understand why you are sad. In fact, at that time, I could completely answer to extinguish your hope. However, I can't bear your sadness, so I firmly tell you, no, true love can't be changed.

That was a powerful sentence, hit the floor. It's like an oath. You smiled happily when you heard my words.

Actually, I have never been in love. I only say this because of your face. This is also my oath to you.

From the beginning, I was stubborn and didn't give myself any turning back.

Xu Yang didn't ask me why I didn't go to the appointment. I pretended not to know.

But after that day, you and I suddenly became acquainted. You have a good relationship with Xu Yang, because you often go to Internet cafes to play Warcraft. If you casually ask me if I'm going, I'll tell you the shit.

This way continued until the beginning of the third year of high school, when the two of us were promoted to the same class, and Xu Yang chose to repeat and transferred to the same class with us. The three of us started to go to Internet cafes after school, so it became natural for us to skip classes and surf the Internet. In fact, I didn't know how to play games at that time. I just listen to and read gossip online. When I find something new and new, I'll tell you. Although you are fascinated by the game and don't answer me at all, I am still happy to accompany you.

You and your girlfriend have made up. That's just an episode where you fall in love. A boy pursues your girlfriend, but your girlfriend stands firm and lets your love train move forward vigorously.

The difference is that your girlfriend has already gone to college when we were in the third year of high school because of your delay in transferring. She went to a coastal city. I heard that the air is good, the water is beautiful, the soil is fertile and especially moist, so your girlfriend is becoming more and more beautiful. I stole a look at her blog when you were reading it. There is a photo of her on the blog, wearing sunglasses, smiling brightly and promoting beautifully. Is a rare beauty. Your classes have decreased, but your online classes have not stopped. Every night, besides playing games, you just video chat with her. Every time she talks to you, whether you play BOSS in a game group or in training, she will quit immediately.

The three of us will go back to school every morning before self-study, and the way back to school will pass a section of railway tracks. Every time I ask you to accompany me, you choose to ignore my request and think I am melodramatic. But that day, you dragged Xu Yang to accompany me to the track. At four o'clock in the morning, you are in excellent spirits. When we stood by the tracks and watched the train rumble through the hall, you said happily that she would finally come back to see me.

And I, standing in the dim night of the morning, looking at your outline not far away, suddenly felt a little sad.

These days, I spent time with you, which gave me an illusion. I filled your gap and grew up with you, and you will eventually be moved by me. I thought walking on the tracks with me was because of my long-term thinking, but I didn't want to. It's just a way for you to miss her and expect her to come back.

-5- 15 14:39 reply

_ Wonderful _ Autumn

92 fans

Fourth Floor

[4]

Soon after, I met your legendary beautiful girlfriend Lin.

She appeared at the door of the class, all the girls were jealous of her, and all the boys envied you, because she was really beautiful and eye-catching and brought out your best side. When you walk on the lawn behind the teaching building, the classmates have been groping by the window. What a nice couple. A couple made in heaven. I pretended to sleep on my desk and didn't want to look up again. I feel very lost.

But after Lin left that day, you were as lost as I was.

Because, she came back this time just to break up with you. University is really a test journey. There are always thousands of scenery that dazzle you, so she forgets the old people behind her and can't wait to join the new scenery.

Before leaving, she said to you, don't blame me for liking the new and hating the old. I just can't stand that you are not here when I am lonely.

You drank bottle after bottle of wine and asked me what love was. For a person whose love world is still very pale, I can't answer such a profound topic, so I drank bottle after bottle with you.

Only Xu Yang watched us drink calmly. In fact, sometimes I wonder if Xu Yang ever liked me. He never indulges me in doing meaningless things, such as walking on the tracks. He never stops me from doing meaningless things, such as drinking with you and smoking with you.

That night, you were all drunk. I was the only one who drank too much, but I was unexpectedly sober. I walk in the street with you in the middle of the night, making a lot of noise.

You take it out and call your girlfriend. You tell her that I like you, and I really like you. Now I can get you back to me and give it to me. I don't want the whole world to be like this. You wait for me, wait for half a year, I will accompany you and never part. You said a lot of sweet words, and every sentence was as spicy as the wine we just drank. Finally, you threw up with the street lamp on the side of the road and threw it aside. When I picked it up for you, I listened. There is a familiar cold voice that keeps repeating. Your mobile phone is turned off ...

-5- 15 14:40 reply

_ Wonderful _ Autumn

92 fans

Fifth Floor

I will always remember that night when the three of us sat back to back in the street at midnight. You and Xu Yang woke up a little after vomiting, and we chatted like old friends, which had nothing to do with anything else.

You have a scar on your arm. You said it was left when you fought for your girlfriend. When you play basketball, you used to put boiling water there because of the habit she taught you. You go out to chat with her online every night. In fact, you had a premonition about her leaving, but you still guarded her conscientiously. If she didn't say anything, you wouldn't ask. You also talked a lot about your past, but in the end you couldn't get a complete result.

Although I can't see your sad face and listen to your sad voice, I want to cry more than you do. I said that if a boy is so kind to me in the future, I will never leave him.

But as soon as this sentence was finished, Xu Yang next to it began to speak. He said that the right time, the right place and the right people are indispensable. Shakuyaku, I'm Xu Yang, and I'm very kind to you. You still pretend not to see it.

I said, come on, just your attitude towards me.

He argued, Shakuyaku, I really like you, really. I admit, I liked you at first, partly because of my mother. My mother is a dancer, and you are just as tall as her, one centimeter. You danced peacock dance at the New Year's Eve party, and I was captured by you for no reason. Your charm is very similar to my mother's photos when she was young.

I said, Xu Yang, so you have Oedipus complex.

Xu Yang said, Fuck you. My mother liked a man when she was young, but she was not with him, but married my father. Her father was not the one she really loved, but her retreat, so she was depressed all the time. Finally, she died early.

He said, do you know why I'm not angry when you refuse me? Because I know you don't like me, you don't like me, and you will be unhappy with me. With my mother's warning, I won't let you make the same mistake, I won't be reluctant to do anything to you, and I won't make you feel guilty because of being moved, and I will like you subtly.

Finally, he said that in this world, everyone likes different ways.

He kept looking at me when he said this. I don't know if it's because I drank too much. I think there is a shining light in his eyes, which makes me very sad for an instant. Chu Bai, I think what Xu Yang said is quite reasonable. Everyone likes it in a different way, just like I have been so stupid to you.

[5]

You have changed a lot since you broke up with your girlfriend. You stopped going to the Internet cafe with us. But you still climbed over the wall with us and left the school, and then I knew you went to the bar. Because the public security bureau sent someone to the school, the class teacher called Xu Yang and me to the principal's office. People from the Public Security Bureau said that you were taking drugs in a bar, and then you got into a fight with a social youth. Now you are lying in the hospital, asking about our situation. The moment I heard the news, my mind was buzzing and I couldn't hear clearly what they were discussing seriously.

Xu Yang and I went to see you after school that day. I squatted in front of your bed, watching you with a bandage on your head. The whole person is wrapped like a mummy, and the electrocardiogram next to it keeps jumping, but your eyes are tightly closed. I can't help crying.

I don't know why you don't cherish yourself so much and lose someone. Can you get her back by self-deprecation?

But no matter how your heart churns and tears keep falling, you can't see it. Said you had a head injury. I won't wake up for a while.

Hearing this sentence, my whole person collapsed. The feelings I have hidden from you for a long time are all produced at this moment, as strong as a volcano. I stayed in your bed before Xu Yang pulled me, but I refused to leave.

Your mother also came to see you. She is a Buddhist, because she said that she heard that the amulet of the western hills in Guiping was very clever, so she insisted on going. I took the train with her all night to Guiping, and it rained heavily that day. She and I helped her up the hill, begged for the amulet, and soon came back. On the hillside, I slipped and once slipped a few feet away. Fortunately, I caught the branch next to me. When your mother dragged me up, I was covered in mud. Your mother looked at me and said sadly, if only Chu Bai had been with you ... it turns out that she knows everything.

I was very sad to hear her words. Yes, if you liked me from the beginning, you wouldn't have so many difficulties, and you wouldn't have gone through so many difficulties and couldn't find a complete answer.

I don't know if this is the spirit of the amulet or if you should wake up. Anyway, the day after we came back from Guiping, you woke up. You saw us in front of the bed, smiled, hung your head feebly to one side and lost your eyes.

I see your joy when you wake up, and with your indifference, it gradually goes out. But after a while, I felt happy again, because I remembered that I knelt in front of the bodhisattva in the mountain temple and made a wish. Please wake up quickly.

Now, you are really awake, and your desire is revealed. I stubbornly believe that you don't have me in your eyes just because I didn't go to the Buddha for help.

Xu Yang, let's go back to the trio. During your hospitalization, when I accompanied your mother to beg for the amulet for you, Xu Yang once asked me, Shakuyaku, are you sure you want to go? Although not far from the mountains and rivers, I still firmly nodded to him.

He said, in fact, from the first time you promised to have dinner with our team, I knew you didn't like me. Every time I look at you, your eyes are always white.

I turned my head and didn't know how to answer. Finally, he sighed and said, If you need any help, just ask. I will help you.

I looked at him carefully for a while, and he smiled at me. If you can't be happy, then looking at the person you like is not necessarily a kind of happiness.

Xu Yang is a sports student, but in love, he can always say elegant words. He said that because his parents' love made him understand too much, he just had to let nature take its course.

You started playing Warcraft with Xu Yang as before, but you didn't just play games to kill time as before. You play hard, as if you have spent your whole life on it. I am still your little tail.

I saw your signature, the most painful expression is that I have no emotion, and the saddest thing is that I still miss you so much.

I know Lin has become a permanent injury in your heart.

I also know that my most painful expression is that you have been smiling at you and you have not responded, but the saddest thing is that I still love you so much.

-5- 15 14:40 reply

_ Wonderful _ Autumn

92 fans

Sixth floor

6]

This book says that the best way to get rid of a relationship is to start a new one.

After you saw this sentence, you firmly believed it was true, so your girlfriend around you began to change like a happy lantern.

Looking at the busy faces around you, you are still getting more and more depressed. I think, should I stop waiting? I suddenly want to confess to you. I want to tell you that I like you from the first time I saw you.

Because I think, you can be with so many girls, why can't you be with me?

So, that night, when we went to Hexi for a barbecue, I drank some wine and got up my courage. Idy got my hint and got up to leave. I am tired of a bottle of wine before I dare to say, Qi Chubai, in fact, I like you for a long time.

You laughed when you heard this. You said Shakuyaku, are you kidding? You're a buddy.

Although I recognized the meaning of your sentence, at that moment, I pulled your sleeve and said, I don't want to be a buddy, I want to be with you. I drank some wine myself and spoke with confidence.

However, you just smiled and said, Shakuyaku, you are drunk. You are really drunk.

Until Xu Yang came back, you kept saying that I was drunk. Maybe Xu Yang saw me because I didn't express myself. I suddenly felt humiliated, so I was angry. I shook your hand and stubbornly said, I didn't drink too much, so I jumped up from the stool and turned and ran away.

I didn't go back after I ran, because I felt particularly sad when I ran. I remembered the year when I secretly loved you. This road made me work hard. I sent a message to you and Xu Yang. I'll go first. It is closed.

That night, because of sadness, I didn't take a taxi when I went back, but walked a long way, from the westernmost end of Hexi to the easternmost end of Hedong. For more than eighty miles, I cried as I walked, from ten o'clock in the evening to five o'clock in the morning. When I passed the Xiangjiang Bridge, I climbed the railing and stood by the bridge crying for a long time. I think this turbulent river has taken away my tears, and it will certainly take away your figure in my mind.

I have never traveled that far in my life. Go home and just lie in bed and fall asleep.

When Xu Yang fought with me, I arrived anxiously.

Idy said, because you were drunk, you were accidentally hit by a car while walking on the road. Fortunately, it's just a slight scratch.

I looked a little unnatural when I saw you, but you smiled and said, Shakuyaku, take care of the patients and invite me to dinner at noon. As if nothing had happened last night, I reluctantly agreed.

However, at dinner, Xu Yang said that he would go to Singapore to study in a few days.

I looked at him dumbfounded and thought he was telling a cold joke. He smiled and said, well, this meal is a kind of practice for me. I didn't want to tell you, but I kept saying it.

It turned out that when Xu Yang was in high school, his father helped him plan to study abroad after the college entrance examination. His life is different from ours. He has to take over the family business and constantly face the differences, so he will always be so calm and calm.

At that moment, I suddenly felt a little sad.

Because, after the college entrance examination, we have to face the distant future. None of us spoke, just had a quick meal and said goodbye to each other.

I know that none of us can stand the feeling of parting, so we can only hide it all the time.

A few days later, Xu Yang really left. On the day of seeing off the plane, Xu Yang touched my hair and said, Silly girl, I'm looking at you now. You look like a sister.

I said, come on, no brother left his sister in hot water and went abroad by himself.

He smiled. You go over and shake hands with him, then bump into each other and hug.

When Xu Yang's plane left from the ground level, I knew it was time for me to break up with Xu Yang.

Because from the beginning, Xu Yang and I were like a fixed iron triangle, but now that he's gone, we seem to have suddenly separated. We seldom go out to parties again, and you seldom come to class. You just pass by the school occasionally and say hello with a smile. The girlfriends around me are still changing. When I filled out the volunteer form, I walked around N times with the volunteer form. Finally, watching you walk out of the classroom, I didn't have the courage to take it and ask you where to report.

Later, we parted unexpectedly. I heard from my classmates that you went to Linhai City where Lin is located. I chose the neighboring city Wuhan. We exchange code names like old friends, but we seldom contact each other. Just on holidays, occasionally send you an irrelevant blessing.

I remember one night, I received a letter from you. You said Xiakuyaku, the university is really a colorful world, which can really make people lost. I seem to have fallen in love with a girl, and I seem to have forgotten Lin's face

That's the only thing you sent me and the only thing I didn't reply to you.

Because, I don't know how to reply or how to tell you. I have met thousands of people who like your hair and eyes, but not your face.

[7]

I sat at home surfing the Internet and told Xu Yang, who was far away in Singapore, that I really didn't expect to see Qi Chubai in the third summer vacation after my departure.

Idy made a smiling face and said, you still like him.

I made a fake face and said it was just a surprise.

Xu Yangxiao said that the next time you meet him, you should buy him a drink.

I asked why?

Idy said, do you remember three years ago when we were drinking in Hexi, and then you ran away? In fact, he was hit by a car that night to find you. You silly girl, stop turning on your cell phone. Chu Bai said that he was really afraid that you would think impassability at the moment, so he was anxious to find you. Later, on the Xiangjiang Bridge, he saw a girl standing there in the distance. Thinking it was you, he rushed over excitedly and didn't see the oncoming car.

Today, three years later, I heard the truth. Facing the screen, I suddenly burst into tears. Idy said, silly girl, do you know why Chu Bai refused you so resolutely? Because he regards you as a friend, he knows that he will always have the shadow of the forest in his heart, and he doesn't want you to get hurt. It's not impossible to be together. Only when he firmly chooses to push you to fall, will you give him up and go your own way.

Looking at Xu Yang's words, my tears kept falling.

I saw you online at that time. You seldom surf the Internet, and your long-blank signature is replaced by a new one, which says, Love grows old with you.

At that moment, I suddenly remembered that three years ago, you asked me what love was, and I couldn't answer you.

But, Qi Chubai, now, I want to tell you that love means that when your head is lit in the world, you will feel happy. Love is talking to you twice in three years, and every time I feel that the world is full of flowers.

However, I also know that no matter how much I love, we have missed the right time and place. Three years ago, it was because you had a crush on Lin, and three years later, it was because you had a crush on other girls.

I never loved you either. I can grow up with you, but I can't hold hands with you. I can go back and forth with you, but I can't hug you. I can wait, but I can't wait for you.

So, I can only slowly, slowly, watch you become a passerby and turn around and forget that passerby.