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1. Love each other and be happy forever and wholeheartedly. May you two love each other more than the sea!

I wish you a happy wedding, happiness, eternal passion and a long life together!

Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness. May you two love each other forever and grow old together!

May the love of God, the grace of the Lord Jesus Christ and the touch of the Holy Spirit be with you and everyone! Forever and ever, amen!

Marriage is the grave of love, but don't be sad, everyone will eventually walk into the grave, don't worry, Amen!

6. The highest state of two of a kind is relative discontent. I wish a couple really love each other and meet each other forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary!

7. I wish you a hundred years of unity and happiness forever! Happy wedding, sweet and sweet!

I wish you two love each other, care for each other and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a hundred years of harmony and unity!

9. Today is your wedding day. On behalf of my family, I congratulate you and wish you happiness and a long life together!

10. You are a natural couple. Now that you are married, you need to tolerate and take care of each other in the future. Bless you!

1 1. May you two be kind and love each other, and your love will never change and increase day by day!

12. He is a sentence, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven makes husband and wife harmonious.

13. Marry for a thousand years, and sleep for a hundred years. Born with both talents and looks, he only envies Yuanyang but not immortals.

14. May happy songs accompany you forever, and may your marriage life be full of joy and happiness, and you will be bathed in endless happy years. I wish you a happy wedding!

15. Send heartfelt wishes to the breeze and let the cloud show sincere affection; The air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dearest friend, from now on, love will last forever!

16. Ten years by boat and a hundred years by pillow. Finding him/her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago; How can countless coincidences not be the result of meticulous carving on Sansheng stone? Dear friends, take care of this fate with your heart.

17. I have worked hard for half my life and contributed for decades. On this warm spring day, I congratulate you on your remarriage. As the saying goes, "the evening is infinitely good, and the day lily comes late"!

18. Ask for marriage leave, have a wedding banquet and enter the bridal chamber. Dear friends, life is three important things. On your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

19. May love fill your sweet life and make every day in the future as bright and happy as today!

20. Get the card, hand it over, and have a cup of tea with friends and relatives. Make a scene, smile and let the neighbors know that Tianya will hold hands from now on, and a beautiful day will accompany you and me. Bar mitzvah, independence day, post-marital responsibility.

2 1. What is marriage? To put it bluntly: a marriage without love is a cage, a marriage without love is a hell, a marriage without love is a grave, and a marriage with love and affection is a paradise.

22. When I got married, you said that you would give me your happiness from now on, which made me feel very sad. How can you give me your happiness? Or give me your pain, I want you to be happy forever, because of the combination of you and me.

23. Put on fashionable wedding dresses, distribute sweet candy, invite relatives and parents of both sides, and involve you, my colleagues and best friends. We got married in the joyful wedding March and the blessings of relatives and friends.

24. It is said that marriage is the "grave" of love. Why am I so willing to walk into the "grave of love"? Is it because your love for me fascinates me? After that, I found that I was destined to jump into this sweet "grave".

25. After marriage, I won't get up by myself, I won't make do with breakfast by myself, and I won't face the ups and downs of life by myself. Married, I accompany you to get up for breakfast and taste life with you.

26. Thank you for our love, which brings us beautiful feelings, and also thank you for our marriage, so that our love will not end in discord.

27. On the wedding night of the bear groom and the cow bride, the cow told him to be smart in the future. Don't break the stick, throw one away and make people laugh. Bear nodded and said, I will never do that stupid thing again. I want to learn milking from you. The cow was furious: I'm not a cow, and the bear muttered in a low voice: all cows. Why is the difference so big?

28. What is marriage? Today, I will say: marriage is the crystallization of love, the beginning of happiness, the expectation of leaving half a piece of candy after eating, and the hand to hold tightly in the face of difficulties.

29. We all have a magnifying glass. Before marriage, we magnify each other's advantages, and after marriage, we magnify each other's shortcomings. Sometimes using this magnifying glass in turn, you will find that marriage could have been better.

30. Looking forward to, looking forward to, the wedding has finally arrived. Everything I want to expect in my dream is covered with red flowers, loud and cheerful wedding songs can be blown hard, and big bowls of drinks and blessing words fall in my heart. We got married today.

3 1, at this moment, you don't need too many sweet words, but too many true feelings can make you in the same boat in the future. As friends, please let us share this romance, and then send our sincere wishes to your friends: I wish you a happy wedding and happiness!

32. A fate thousands of years ago made you two today; Your names are carefully carved on the Sansheng stone, which indicates that this relationship has experienced vicissitudes; Time flies, the sun and the moon change, I hope you can help each other, and life is sweeter than honey.

33. A handsome groom, a gorgeous bride and a beautiful diamond ring have gathered many guests throughout the ages.

34. For us, marriage is like a jewel in the crown, which is always gorgeous and the most dazzling. Marriage is the sublimation of love, the inevitable choice after their feelings reach the peak, and a great and sacred moment!

35. Marriage is the grave, and it is the grave of love. It's good, but it also depends on who the other half is with you. If the other half is not good, then marriage is the grave of happy love; If the other half is good, then marriage is the grave of painful love, and only happiness remains in life from now on.

36. How I long to get married! Getting married is no longer a fantasy for me! Get married and let me put on that beautiful suit you gave me! Get married and let you wear the beautiful white wedding dress I chose for you! Expect 165438+ 10/0/9!

Sometimes, people who get married will find that not getting married is like getting married, and getting married is like getting divorced. If you are really divorced, you can only sigh that you chose the wrong person.

38. Get married early and worry about money and material things; Get married later, but I'm afraid no one wants it; It's neither early nor late, but I can only sigh. Why does that man never show up? Maybe this is the fate of marriage.