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Do you have a philosophical and humorous story?

[[[[The truth explained in philosophical jokes]]]]

The father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son said disdainfully to his father: "Anyone who rides in this kind of car must have no knowledge in his belly!" The father replied lightly: "Anyone who says this kind of thing must have no money in his pocket!"

< p>——Does your view on things also reflect your true inner attitude?

After dinner, the mother and daughter washed the dishes together, while the father and son watched TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was the sound of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it." "How do you know?" "She didn't curse."

——We are used to looking at others and ourselves according to different standards, so that It is often the case that you are strict with others and lenient with yourself.

Two Taiwanese tour groups traveled to Japan’s Izu Peninsula. The road conditions were very bad and there were potholes everywhere. One tour guide kept saying that the road was pockmarked. But another tour guide said to the tourists poetically: "We are walking on the famous Izu Charming Dimple Avenue."

-Although it is the same situation, but different ideas, it will be different. produce different attitudes. Thoughts are amazing things, and it's up to you to decide how you think about them.

They are both third grade students, and their future ambition is to be clowns. Chinese teachers denounce them as: "If you don't have great ambitions, you can't teach a child!" Foreign teachers will say: "May you bring laughter to the whole world!"

——As elders, we not only There are more requirements than encouragement, and the definition of success is narrowly defined.

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband kept nagging beside her: "Slow down, be careful! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil!" The wife blurted out: "I know how to cook." The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know how I feel when you chatter next to me while I'm driving..."

——It's not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously stand by the other person's side Look at issues from angles and standpoints.

A bus full of passengers was moving quickly along the downhill road, with a person chasing the car closely behind. A passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said to the person chasing the car: "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch it!" "I have to catch up with it," the man said breathlessly: "I belong to this car. Driver! ”

-Some people must work very hard, because if they don’t, the consequences will be very tragic! However, precisely because you have to go all out, your latent instincts and unknown traits will eventually be fully revealed.

A: "The new neighbor is so disgusting. He came to my house in the middle of the night last night and rang my doorbell." B: "It's really disgusting! Did you call the police immediately?" A: "No. I thought they were crazy and kept blowing my trumpet.”

Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your fault first, the answer will be different.

Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, the driver of an oncoming truck suddenly rolled down his window and shouted: "Pig!" Zhang San became more and more angry and shook his head. He got out of the car window and yelled: "You are the pig!" As soon as he finished cursing, he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

——Don’t misinterpret other people’s good intentions. That will only make you suffer and humiliate others.

The little boy asked his father: "Does a father always know more than a son?" The father replied: "Of course!" "Who invented the electric light?" "Edison." "Then. Why didn’t Edison’s father invent the electric light? ”

——Authority is often just an empty shell that cannot stand the test, especially in today’s diverse and open era.

Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a shower. His mother panicked and called the family doctor for help. The doctor said: "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to get there." Xiao Ming's mother said: "Before you come, what should I do?" The doctor said: "Give Xiao Ming a glass of boiled water, and then Just jump hard and you can let Xiao Ming blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

——Now that things have happened, why not face them calmly. It is better to be relieved than to be worried, and it is better to be happy than to be poor and nervous.

A solid big lock was hung on the door, and an iron rod couldn't pry it open despite a lot of effort. When the key came, his thin body got into the keyhole, and with just a slight turn, the big lock opened with a "snap".

——Everyone’s heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron rod is, you can’t pry it open. Only care can turn oneself into a delicate key and enter the hearts of others.

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