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We are looking for short fables with profound meaning.
A bat expelled by its companions
A long time ago, a war broke out between birds and animals because of a little dispute. Moreover, the two sides were in a stalemate and refused to give in.
Once, the two sides fought, and the birds won. Bats suddenly appear in the bird's stronghold. "Everyone, congratulations! You are really a hero for being able to defeat those rough beasts! I have wings and can fly, so I am a partner of birds! Please give me your advice!"
At this time, the birds There is a great need for new partners to join us to increase our strength. So bats are welcome to join.
But the bat is a coward. When the war begins, he will not show up and hide aside to watch the battle. Later, when the animals defeated the birds, the animals sang songs of victory loudly. But the bat suddenly appeared in the beast's camp. "Congratulations to everyone! Defeating the birds! That's great! I am a kindred spirit of mice and an animal! Please give me your advice!"
The animals are also happy to include bats as their companions in the group.
So, whenever the beasts win, the bat joins the beasts. Whenever the birds win, they become their partners again.
In the end the war ended, the animals and birds made peace, and both sides knew about the bat's behavior. When the bat reappeared in the world of birds, the birds said to him rudely: "You are not a bird!"
The bats who were driven out by the birds had to come to the world of animals. They said: "You are not an animal!"
And drove away the bat.
In the end, bats can only fly secretly in the dark night.
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Ant repays favor
On a hot summer day, an ant was blown by the wind and fell into the pond. His life was dying. A pigeon in the tree saw this scene. "How pitiful! Go and help him!" The pigeon hurriedly threw the leaves into the pond.
The ants climbed up the leaves, and the leaves floated to the edge of the pond, and the ants were saved. "Thanks to the pigeon for saving his life!"
The ant always remembers the pigeon's life-saving grace.
After a long time, a hunter came and aimed his gun at the pigeons in the tree, but the pigeons didn't know anything about it. At this time, the ants climbed onto the hunter's feet and bit him hard. "Ouch! It hurts so much! Ah!" The hunter deflected the bullet as soon as he felt pain. The pigeon escaped the disaster, and the ant also repaid the pigeon's life-saving grace.
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Cunning Fox
Two cats compete with each other for food.
“I discovered this, so it’s mine!”
“No, I discovered it first, so it should be mine!”
“No , It’s mine first, bring it!”
“I won’t give it to you!”
“Let it go!”
“I won’t let it go!” /p>
The two cats refused to give in to each other and held on to the food.
The passing fox stopped and looked at it with two shining eyes. Then he forced his way in between the two cats.
"Children, what are you arguing about?"
"Well! Uncle Fox, please judge, he wants to take away the food I found!"
The fox divided the food into two halves and measured it with a scale.
"Hey, the right side is heavier!"
The fox said and took a small bite of the right half.
"Ah! This time the left side is heavier!"
Then the fox took another bite of the food on the right side.
“The right one is too light!”
So I took a bite of the left one.
The two cats opened their eyes and looked at the food on the scale, which turned into the size of a pea.
"There is really nothing we can do! Let uncle eat it all!"
As a result, the fox ate all the food and said:
"Ah ! So delicious! Hi! Goodbye!
What a cunning fox!
"It would be great if the two of us didn't quarrel and could eat the food separately!" The two cats were dejected and never dared to quarrel again.
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The fox with sour grapes< /p>
The fox found a grape tree full of bunches of sweet and delicious grapes. The fox looked at the grapes and couldn't help licking his lips with his tongue, thinking: "Wow! It's good food!"
The fox jumped up several times, but couldn't reach it. Still can't eat it. Squirrels, rabbits and cubs snickered beside them.
"Humph! These grapes are still very sour and can't be eaten!"
The fox said without giving up, and then went home dejectedly.
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
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The Fox and the Crane’s Banquet< /p>
One day, the fox gave an invitation card to the crane.
"Please come and dine under the roof tonight."
"Wow! How rare! What kind of food and wine will Mr. Fox prepare for me?"
He was very happy. Go to the fox's home. "Ah! Mr. Crane, welcome!
Welcome. You're welcome!"
The only food and wine the fox took out was soup on a large flat plate.
"Soup is my favorite! Thank you!"
He wanted to drink soup, but because he had a long mouth, he struggled a lot. , you can only smell it. You can't drink even a drop of the soup on the plate.
But the fox gurgled and drank the soup in one go. And he chuckled, thinking it was very interesting.
"It's so funny, you are making fun of me!" He went home bitterly.
Soon, Crane also sent an invitation card to Fox.
"I'm going to treat you to dinner tonight. Please come!"
The fox is a glutton.
"What kind of food is it?" The fox thought secretly.
Even what happened not long ago, the fox completely forgot about it and went to the crane's home happily.
"Mr. Fox, welcome! Welcome! You're welcome, just use it!"
What are the things that Crane took out? It turned out to be soup in a narrow-necked water bottle!
"Thank you!" The fox put his mouth into the water bottle, but he couldn't get a mouthful of the soup. He could only smell the delicious taste. The crane easily extended his long mouth to the bottom of the bottle and relished the taste. Eating it!
The fox's stomach was so bad that he couldn't take a bite of the delicious food in front of him.
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The Cow and the Frog
Two little frogs were playing by the pool, and a big cow came to drink water. The cow accidentally trampled a little frog to death.
The remaining little frog escaped home and said to his mother:
"Mom! Oh no! My brother was trampled to death by a big animal with feet!"
The mother frog has never seen a cow. "It's big, is it like this?"
The mother frog blew up her belly to show her child.
"No, bigger!"
"So, is that it?" The mother frog blew her belly even bigger.
"It needs to be bigger, it needs to be bigger!"
The mother frog sucked hard, blowing up her belly like a balloon, bulging.
"Oh! Is that it?"
While the mother frog was talking, her belly split open with a snap.
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Rampage Crabs
It is a moonlit night.
The little crabs chattered on the beach.
The mother crab suddenly screamed in fright.
"Oh! Child! Why are you walking sideways? It's so ugly!
You will be laughed at by everyone! You must walk straight!"
< p>"I know! Mom!" However, I still don't understand.The one with bubbles coming out of his mouth said:
"So, mom, can you show me and demonstrate? I will do it!"
"Okay! It's very simple!"
Mother Crab tried to walk straight, but no matter how she walked, she could only walk sideways.
Mother Crab is so discouraged!
The little crab can only follow its mother's example one by one.
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Smart little sheep< /p>
The lost lamb was caught by the wolf.
Although the lamb was trembling with fear, he was very smart. The little sheep said:
"Uncle Wolf, please, can you play the flute for me before you eat me?"
"What? What are you doing playing the flute? What?"
"I want to dance my favorite dance to the sound of the flute before I die."
"Don't you plan to dance away at the same time? ”
“No, no, I will never run away!”
“Okay! I’ll just play a song!”
Wolf Blowing Play the flute and the lamb dances to the tune, very cute.
The shepherd heard the sound of the flute and ran over.
"Ah! It's a wolf!"
The shepherd caught the wolf angrily and saved the lamb.
The wolf was very regretful.
"You've been fooled! That's the lamb's signal to the shepherd for help!"
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Shadow reflected in the water
Qiao went to the street and found a delicious and delicious bone.
"Well! What a good luck! Take it home and chew it slowly!"
Qiao happily walked with the bone in his mouth.
The weather is really nice today, and the birds are singing happily.
Qiao held the bone tightly in his mouth, his eyes wide open and guarded, as if he was very worried that a big dog would come to snatch his bones at any time, so trembling.
Joe finally reached the bridge. It would have been nice if he had continued forward across the bridge. However, Joe stopped and looked down at the river from the bridge. He actually saw a dog in the river carrying a thick bone.
"Ah! I want that bone too!"
Qiao shouted "Woof! Woof!"
At this moment, the bones fell from the mouth and sank to the bottom of the water.
"Too bad! This is my shadow reflected in the water!"
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The King of Fish Country
There is a very big fish. This fish is rude, proud, and unreasonable, and always bullies the smaller fish.
"I am the biggest fish in the world and the king of the fish country. Little one, get out of the way! Get out of the way!"
He shouted and cursed to drive away the little fish. Therefore, the little fish is always on tenterhooks.
The delicious food was monopolized by the big fish, making him fat and strong. On the contrary, the small fish are often hungry and become very thin.
One day, the fisherman cast a net to catch fish, and the small fish caught in the net escaped from the mesh one after another. In the end only the big fish was caught. And just this big fish filled the fishing net.
"Wow! What a big fish!"
The fisherman went home happily. The little fish also danced happily.
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What is there to be happy about? If you eat too much food, won’t you gain weight?
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Sturdy stick
On this day, the father called his three children to him, "You can each fold this stick and see!"
"This is easy!"
The three children immediately broke the stick with a snap.
"Now let's fold this!"
The father tied up the three sticks and gave them to the eldest son.
"Look!"
The eldest son tried his best but could not break the bundle of sticks. The second son also came, and so did the youngest son, but they were still broken.
"Children, you see, once given a stick, it is very fragile, but when three sticks are tied together, it becomes strong. In other words, as long as you work together, there is nothing you can't do ."
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Donkey's bad idea
Once upon a time, various merchants bought a lot of salt in the town. He put the salt into a bag and loaded it on the donkey's back.
"Let's go! Go home!"
The businessman pulled the reins, but the donkey felt that the salt bag was too heavy, so he walked reluctantly.
The town and the village are separated by a river. While crossing the river, the donkey staggered and fell into the river. The salt in the salt bag was dissolved by the water and flowed away.
"Ah! All the salt is gone. Oh! Damn it! What a stupid donkey!"
The businessman complained. But the donkey was very happy because the luggage was lighter.
"This is a good idea, huh! Keep it in mind and you can do this to reduce weight next time."
The donkey tasted the sweetness, but the businessman didn't notice it at all. .
The next day, the businessman took the donkey to the town again. This time it's not salt, but cotton. The cotton piled up like a hill on the donkey's back.
"Let's go! Go home! Although today's luggage is large, it is not heavy."
The businessman said to the donkey and pulled the reins.
The donkey looked very heavy and walked slowly. Soon they came to the river again, and the donkey thought of yesterday's good doctrine.
"We were indeed near here yesterday, so we have to do it smoothly today!"
So the donkey rolled into the river on purpose again.
"It went very well!"
Although the donkey wanted to stand up, he suddenly felt that he could not stand up. Because after the cotton is soaked in water, it becomes heavier.
"What a miscalculation!"
The donkey neighed while carrying the water-filled and heavy luggage back to the village.
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Eagle and Owl
Once upon a time there was an eagle, the king of birds, who often flew above the valley in search of food.
One day, he saw a very tall pine tree with a female owl on the tree. At the same time, he saw four eggs in his nest. When the eagle flew down, he went to the nest to eat. When the four eggs were laid, the female owl said respectfully:
"Good morning, King Eagle! I think you must not be hungry now!"
"No!" Eagle Said: "I am very hungry. I am going to eat your four hatching eggs to satisfy my hunger. They will be very delicious!"
"O Eagle King!" said the female owl: "If you agree If you don't eat my children, I will always fly at night, eating poisonous snakes and scorpions, and leave the birds and mice to you. I don't know if you agree or not!"
"Okay! Ah! "I will promise not to eat your child!"
"Yes! I should tell you that my child is easy to identify." "They are the most beautiful birds in the world!" the female owl said proudly.
One day, the eagle was flying on the mountain again, looking for food with its sharp eyes. Soon, he saw four little white birds sleeping sweetly on a pine tree below, and he quickly flew down.
But when it was about to eat them, it heard their cry of "squeak! squeak! squeak!" and they looked very beautiful and cute. So he said to himself: "Well! These four beautiful little white birds must be the children of the female owl! I can't eat them."
At a glance, he saw another bird's nest in the pine forest. . The Eagle King flew over and took a look. There were four ugly little birds in the nest that he had never seen before, and their cries were very unpleasant. "Ah!" cried the Eagle King: "These ugly birds must not be the chicks of the female owl." So he ate them.
At this moment, the female owl flew back to his nest and found that the eagle king had eaten her baby. She cried sadly!
"Spit! Spit! Spit! Eagle King! You don't abide by the agreement and eat my child! What should I do?"
"Please forgive me. "Okay!" Eagle King said: "I really didn't know that they were your children. Didn't you say that your children are the most beautiful in the world? But what I am eating now is so ugly!"
"Spit! Spit! Spit!" the female owl cried: "You are the king of birds, but you don't know that there is no mother who does not think that her child is the most beautiful in the world!"< /p>
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Hedgehog Stool
< p>Monkeys are the little leaders in the animal group, so they are very willful and unruly, which has always made everyone very intolerable. One day, the monkey said to the rabbit:"The weather is really nice today, shall we go to Jianshan to play?"
The rabbit shook his long ears and refused.
The monkey felt very uncomfortable and asked the raccoon to go with him again. But Tanuki also refused.
The monkey was even more unhappy and invited the fox again. The fox didn't like the wayward monkey either, so he rejected it again.
After the monkey was rejected, he didn’t know what to do, so although he was unhappy, he still went to Jianshan.
The monkey climbed up the mountain and saw a hedgehog curled up into a ball and taking a nap.
"Hey! Hey! Get up! The little boss is here!"
"It's so noisy! Don't disturb my nap!"
"Oh! You are so arrogant at such a young age. It’s strange that I don’t use you as my stool!” The monkey looked down on the hedgehog and sat down.
When the hedgehog got angry, all the thorns on his back stood up.
"Ah! It hurts! Yeah!" Then the monkey jumped up holding his buttocks.
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Reference: read.net /cnread1/etwx/y/yiming/000/006.htm
I will tell you a story about a "tree", between giving and receiving, and between loving and being loved:
p>Once upon a time there was a tree...
She loved a little boy so much.
Every day the boy would come running,
Collect her leaves, weave them into a crown, and pretend to be the king of the forest.
The boy will climb the trunk, swing on the branches, and eat apples.
They They would play hide-and-seek together, and when they were tired, the boy would sleep under her shade.
The boy loved this tree so much...
So much! < /p>
The tree was so happy.
The days passed and the boy grew up.
The tree was often lonely.
One day the boy came Go to the tree,
The tree said, "Come, child, come, climb up my trunk, grab my branches and swing,
Eat apples, in my tree I want to play in the shade and have fun."
"I am not a child anymore. I don't want to climb trees and play," the boy said.
"I want to buy things to play with. Money. Can you give me some money?"
"I'm so sorry," said the tree, "I have no money. All I have is leaves and apples. Son,
Get my apples Sell ??them in the city. In this way, you will have money and you will be happy."
So the boy climbed up the tree,
plucked her apples and took them all with him Gone.
The tree is so happy.
The boy has not come back for a long time...
The tree is so sad.
Yes One day,
The boy came back,
The tree trembled with joy,
She said, "Come on, child, climb up my trunk and grab my Swinging on the tree branches,
Happily."
"I am too busy to climb trees." The boy said.
"I want a tree. A house to keep warm," he said.
"I want a wife and children, so I need a house.
Can you give me a house?"
"I don't have a house," said the tree.
"The forest is my house, but you can cut off my branches to build a house.
That way you will be happy "
So the boy cut off her branches and took them away to build a house.
The tree was so happy.
But the boy didn't have it for a long time. Come again,
So when the boy came back again, the tree was so happy,
So happy that it was almost speechless.
"Come on, "My child," she said softly, "come here and play!"
"I'm old and sad and can't play anymore," said the boy.
"I want to I want a boat to take me far away from here. Can you give me a boat?
"Cut off my trunk and build a boat!" said the tree.
"This way You can sail far away...and you will be happy."
So the boy cut off his tree trunk
Built a boat and sailed away.
< p>The tree is so happy...But not really.
After a long time, the boy came back again.
< p>"I'm sorry, kid," said the tree,"I have nothing left to give you---"
"My apples are gone."
"My teeth can't bite the apple anymore," the boy said.
"My branches are gone," the tree said. "You can't swing on it anymore---" < /p>
"I'm too old to swing on the branches," said the boy.
"My trunk is gone," said the tree. "You can't climb---"
"I'm too tired to climb." The boy said.
"I'm sorry," the tree sighed.
"I really I hope I can give you something...
But I have nothing, all I have left is an old tree root. I'm sorry..."
"I am now I don't need much," the boy said.
"I just need a quiet place to sit and rest. I'm so tired."
"Okay," the tree said. , while trying to straighten up,
"That's right, the old tree roots are the most suitable for sitting down and resting. Come on, child,
Sit down, sit down and rest." < /p>
The boy sat down...
The tree is so happy!
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