Tianjin Allegro classic jokes

Tianjin Allegro’s classic jokes include:

1. The bamboo board has been popular all over the world. Today, let’s perform the Allegro. It is called a classic and will make you smile.

2. When the bamboo boards croak, let’s praise our Tianjin Wei first. Tianjin Wei is a good place, and there is a famous place at the foot of Jiuhe River.

3. There is an old man named Zhang Laoliu living by the Wei River. The old man has a chronic problem, which is pain in his waist and legs.

4. One day the old man went out for a walk, and behind him was a young man named Xiao Lier.

5. The old man took a step forward, and Little Li'er followed. The old man turned around and said, "Little Li'er, little Li'er, I tell you, don't be my slave."

6. There are many places of interest in Tianjin Wei. The first place of interest is the Dule Temple Palace.

7. The palace of Dule Temple is well built and stands on the edge of Jixian County. One brick is five feet six to the end, with a four-corner iron tower and a bell tower.

8. Iron bells are hung in the bell tower, and jade chimes are hung in the palace. Emperor Qianlong wrote it in his own hand, and the imperial pen personally mentioned the famous places.

9. Emperor Qianlong went down to the south of the Yangtze River and the boat was sailing on the Sanchakou. Suddenly I heard a gust of wind, and a row of boatmen were kneeling on the shore.

10. They knelt down to plead for mercy: "Long live Lord, don't be angry, we are local boat owners."