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What interesting stories can you tell your boyfriend?
Once upon a time, there was a boy who found a super-gentle, super-kind and super-cute girlfriend, and then the boy was particularly shameless to ask his girlfriend to tell him stories. Then one day, the girl's voice became hoarse and the boy abandoned the girl. Then the girl was heartbroken and met a better boy. Boys tell stories to girls every day, buy him delicious food and beautiful little skirts. Girls' voices gradually improve and they live a happy life. At first, the boy was getting farther and farther away from him because of his bad temper. Finally, he got depressed and lived in darkness all day. The day after tomorrow, he met a girl who he thought was very beautiful. He fell madly in love with her. Who knew that girl was a green tea bitch who cheated him out of all his money and didn't tell him a story? Finally, the boy left because he had no money. Only later did he know how good his old girlfriend was. But he never met again. Finally, he went to the hotel where they used to stay and committed suicide by swallowing medicine. This story tells us to cherish the good girl in front of us. Love rat's life will not be too long, and it will not end well. If you are not satisfied, finally find a green tea bitch.
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