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Just kidding, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei's ~ ~

One day, when Liu Bei came home from hunting, he found his wife lying naked in bed, panting badly, and asked what happened. The wife said, "I had a heart attack and was so hot that I took off my clothes." Liu Bei is very nervous and wants to run out to find a doctor. At the door, he saw Adou standing there shivering and asked what had happened. Dou said, "How terrible! There is a man hiding behind the cupboard naked! " Liu Bei ran to the back of the cupboard and saw a naked man standing behind the cupboard. It was Zhang Fei. Liu Bei flew into a rage and scolded, "You xxxx egg!" You and I are like brothers, and I treat you like brothers ... My wife has a heart attack, and you don't help, and you stand here and scare my son! "