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Who can introduce some favorite articles? I just want something modern ... warm, like a novel written by Diego.

The most beautiful meeting you!

Two of a kind had to love, and Xiao Qingxin became a rogue! Missing love letters is the most annoying thing! It's all soy sauce! Hesitate your sister, the pursuit of wind, fire and lightning is king! Black belly against short-term men VS cold dead people don't pay for science women, love is not a wind and water! The name of the classroom was wrong, and the name offended the teacher sadly, so when I was thinking, I accidentally remembered a name written on the blackboard ... a foreign affairs general who lacked his head, but of course I didn't know who this general was at that time. I only remember one "Xu Moting". A few days later, I went to donate blood, and when I saw the name on the signature list again, I was attracted by its beautiful font. I took a piece of waste paper next to me and copied it. As a result, a handsome guy came up and got back his lost mobile phone. As if nothing had happened, I took a suspicious look at the name she copied ... could it be that she wrote the manuscript and it was his? It's rare to step on the bell and enter the classroom every few days, and I saw him again in the first row ... She must have looked back with him countless times in her last life in exchange for such a series of encounters in her life, and when he saw her, he even said faintly-"Come here." After Anning sat down, he found himself sitting next to him. Is this the legendary spike? She must have been tempted. Then, she saw him write a beautiful calligraphy font on his improper introduction to diplomacy ... Xu Moting. Now, there is a big misunderstanding. The bigger misunderstanding is that one day later, he appeared at her high school classmate's party. Finally, when sending her back, the wise and low-key, rigorous and steady boss of the foreign affairs department said politely, "I wrote you a letter, do you remember?" After a long time, the peace of mind will be chaotic, that is to say ... she really refused ... Xu Moting. ...

Mafia president dotes on his wife

The love story between the gangster president and the world's number one killer)

She is the favorite wife of the world's big chaebol. No one knows that in the eyes of outsiders, the ruthless and handsome president loves his wife, and he is afraid of losing it in his hand and his mouth. Secretly, she is the world's number one killer, unable to stop hypnosis, assassination, fighting, computer intrusion technology and gun manufacturing technology, killing people invisibly, which is one of the most unwanted killers in the world. He, the most handsome and richest president in the world, is rumored to be ruthless, but he loves his wife at home. As long as she wants it, he will give it to her regardless of his life. Secretly, he always leads the biggest gangster in the world ... (The supporting actor is as follows) Nie Feng: Although the president of a multinational group is not as rich as the richest man in the world, he should not be underestimated. He met the hostess at a banquet and followed her every move with a smile. However, their story is not over yet. Wei Qingran: The mayor of a city has supreme power. I didn't expect to feel heartache for this female thief who broke into his house. Didn't she come to his house to steal? Why steal his infatuation first and then steal it? Xingtian: An open military leader commands the country's senior army, and even the national leaders are afraid of him. But why does this beautiful woman despise him? This really aroused his greatest interest in his life, but was it just interest? When did you accidentally lose your heart? Mufaya: the king of heaven, the superstar, is surrounded by dazzling light. He is gentle and elegant to everyone, but his eyes are very distant. In his heart, he hates everyone running around him like flies. He met the woman in a car accident and lost his heart.

Smile is beautiful/love O2O

What is it that men fall in love with women at first sight? Appearance? Temperament? Is it worth it? No, Bei Weiwei, the campus prince+game master Xiao Nai, loves not her aggressive gorgeous colors, but her delicate hands dancing on the keyboard and her leisurely momentum! ! ! Awkward, huh? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that moment, methodically directing the gang war, and fought a perfect brilliant battle of defeating the strong with the weak, completely unaware that the little angel of love was by his side ... Then, Xiao Nai, a great god who was once an all-round top student in basketball swimming and the general planner of the game company, began to hunt for the beauty heart online and offline ... So, a love, in a flower time, quietly sprouted.

The sky is red.

Version 1

Hong Fei in the sky was originally the only goddess in the mysterious gate of heaven and earth. Just one month after leaving the game, she found that her account had been stolen.

The hacker turned out to be the husband in the original game and gave his equipment to the little lover.

She is a witch that everyone in the world is afraid of. How can she swallow this tone?

Sa? Why not get back at your ex-husband?

So the scarlet in the sky became a new person of level 0, re-entered the world and launched his own revenge. Unexpectedly, I also ushered in my own love story.

Version 2

In reality, the scarlet is the school flower of C, and the suitors are like crucian carp crossing the river.

Hong Fei in the sky is the goddess of the mysterious gate of heaven and earth. There are countless servants. Every time she puts on a new suit, she turns to the top and abandons her name. You can abandon the number, but you can't steal it. What's more, the hacker turned out to be the "husband" in the original game and gave his top equipment to the little lover!

She, the "witch girl" that everyone fears in the mysterious door of heaven and earth, can't swallow this tone? ! So he turned into a new person of level 0, re-entered this world, and launched his own "revenge" road. ...

I never thought ... I cut through the thorns all the way, but I accidentally fell into the arms of another great god. ...

(written) in black and white

wave

Then love will let nature take its course.

Not if the edge is shallow.

Mayor, I love you.

"well. Don't. Constant. Ah! "

At the door of the lounge in the president's office, she looked at the hot and moving bed coldly.

Thermos flask in my hand is a well-cooked lunch, but

Everything became ridiculous when I saw the untouched leftovers in the trash can.

The first time I rubbed my eyes with tears,

Don't pretend to be strong for the first time,

The first time he faced cynicism, he fled.

"You are a popular film singer, but also afraid of not catching a man? Why do you want to die and haunt me? "

She Minjing has never been a weak woman, nor is she this time.

In the face of his rare consternation, she wiped the tears from the corner of her eyes, straightened up and turned away stubbornly.

She thought she could pretend that nothing had happened, but he never intended to let her go.

When it was clear that the woman in bed was her sister, all her strength collapsed in an instant.

"Three years ago, I said I wouldn't love you. Three years later, I still won't love you."

When the news of her suicide due to depression spread all over the entertainment circle.

She found the man who should be her brother-in-law-Liu Shaofan.

The youngest mayor in the history of this city, the grandson of the chief of staff of the military region, and the leader of the second generation.

She said: Marrying me will not only save your face, but also make you regain a game. You know the commercial value of a superstar. Besides, Sister Min is not Min's only daughter.

He smiled faintly and his tone was very sure: you don't love me.

She made a promise without hesitation, just to get back at the man who betrayed her: I am not Minjie, and I will never betray you in my life.

Min Jing blinked doubtfully and looked up at the "husband" who was holding her filming script.

Lu Shaofan smiled casually: Get up, I'll help you write the script.

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Anonymous gasped: you. What are you doing?

A man's righteous word: give the script.

Jane doe. This passage is not in the script.

A man: newly added.

Anonymous also wants to say something, only to feel that when his lips are hot, all his dissatisfaction is drowned in his enthusiasm.

The mayor's wife

In the commercial and political marriage that caused a sensation in the whole city, the groom handed the ring to the bride and sister in front of everyone.

In an instant, these three words of Su Nianqing became the jokes of the whole city.

After five years of hard work, she still failed to warm the cold man's heart.

Tears burned her eyes. She smiled and pulled off her veil and skirt, and suddenly spit out a blessing: "I wish you a long and lonely life."

In his amazed eyes, he straightened up proudly and left. ...

"You, Su Nianqing, have the status of the second generation of the Red Three Generations, and the rich boy is enough to set foot on the threshold of Sue's home. Why don't you just let me go? "

Her career is pressing, just waiting for him to change his mind.

Before the storm in the city passed, the airport caught a glimpse of the man who gave her a lot of help in proposing marriage.

Mu Chenyi, the youngest mayor of a city, the precious grandson of the commander-in-chief of the military region, the son of an air force general, and the youngest diamond lover among the rich second generation.

He said, "Marry me, and you will be Mrs. Mu, the wife of a city mayor. Because of these two identities, no one dares to give you another look. With the identity of the mayor, it is easy for you to hit that person. "

"But you know I don't love you!"

"A city voted for me with the highest number of votes. All the men, women and children in the city love me. How can you not love me? "

Scene 1

"Madam, every time I go out to inspect, I am accompanied by a male secretary. It's really outrageous! "

"So?"

"So I will take you to the party school for a few days, and my husband will use it for business."

"Mayor Mu, can you not base your happiness on your wife's pain?"

Scenario 2

"Madam, the director of the Women's Federation asked me today that our husband and wife's life is not harmonious."

"The disharmony between husband and wife has nothing to do with the director of the Women's Federation?"

"That's my aunt ..."

"Oh, what did you say?"

"I said I would go back and have a look."

"check? What detector can detect marital discord? "

"You don't have to bother with the detector, just do it for your husband ..." The words fell and the burning kiss covered it.

There is absolutely no abuse, but (in full bloom, and then love will let nature take its course) is a bit abusive, and I personally don't like it.