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Quotations of Huangshan Three Monsters
What do you mean, rape or theft? ! I am a clean and honest teacher, and everyone in the Jianghu admires me. You are so rude to the venerable old-timers!
Today, I will punish you for disrespecting your elders and hand over a fine of ten cents at once.
What? Money! I treat gold and silver like dirt, so I won't cherish your property! But if you are willing to be filial, the old man will have to bear the pain and accept these plugs.
A penny! I mean what I say. Ten words is ten words. I can't ruin my reputation.
You don't have to be afraid. As long as you obey and pay a fine, the old man won't be as knowledgeable as the younger generation.
How dare you cheat the famous three monsters in Huangshan? Be punished! Be punished!
Well-a willing son can teach. Boy, since you worship us so much ... Good! I've decided to accept you as an apprentice!
As a disciple of Huangshan Sanguai, I know you are happy and stubborn. Baby, you say.
Get out of the way, you little dolls, or you will burp when my magic comes out!
What just happened doesn't count Now is the real tournament. Hum, no water this time!
Ah! It's getting late, and the quilt dried in our house has not been confiscated.
Jiuroutong
Tell me the location of the wine cellar and we won't tell anyone about your private meeting with the lady next door. How's it going? Very loyal, right?
Son of a bitch, don't try to escape! I listened to you and ran to the wine cellar. Nothing, just a bunch of turtle grandchildren shouting when they saw us.
Kill him.
If you don't want to, we will beat you until you want to!
Jinghua valley
Oh, hehehe, isn't it amazing ~ ~ Oh, no wonder your name as the first beauty in the Jianghu didn't come for nothing.
Hum, Tang is known as the first beauty in Jiangnan. I want to see what kind of beauty she is. Of course, as long as you can get a five-point lottery with me, you deserve this title, hehehe ~
Little kids are quite loyal ~ ~ Even if your young lady is not as beautiful as me-that's natural-I won't laugh at her, hehehe ~ ~ But if you don't listen, I'll have to let you sleep with this flat-headed beast ~ ~
I didn't expect there to be such a woman with both talents and looks in the world ... unfortunately, there is still a gap compared with me.
That's bullshit! I am not old! It's called maturity, okay? You see, my little face has remained white and tender for many years ~ ~
And framed my girl, which led to her being chased by Gu Cao, ah no, chasing Gu Cao for a long time ~ ~
Ahem-we were afraid that he would be scared by our title of Huangshan Three Monsters ~ ~
Ahem! We are all embarrassed to bully the less with more ~ ~ If we make real efforts, even if the Seven Saints of Shushan go together, it will not be our opponent ~ ~
Hum, a bunch of little girls don't think they are invincible because they are cute. Get out of the way!
Yeah, yeah, you can't count. Everyone in the world doesn't know what the Three Monsters of Huangshan Mountain are capable of. How can they be defeated by you young people?
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