What are the high IQ horror jokes?

There are many high IQ horror jokes, such as.

The first one:

A girl found a bottle at the seaside, opened it and flew out a fairy.

The genie said I can grant you one wish,

The girl said that my family is not good to me at all, and I hope they all die.

The next morning, the girl woke up and found her father, mother and brother there.

A week later, she saw the monster again. The genie asked me if you satisfied my wish for you.

The girl paused and then began to cry. She asked the elf if she could take back her wish, but the elf said it was too late.

The second one:

Today, I went to the library to borrow books.

The bookshelves in the corner of the museum are novels. I am very interested in novels, so I went there to choose books.

When I took out the first book, the pages fell off.

At this time, when I took out my book, I made eye contact with the person opposite the bookshelf for a while.

I continued to spend about 10 minutes in front of the bookshelf, selected three interesting-looking books and took them to the counter to go to the librarian to borrow them. On the way home, I thought I should borrow the first book, but there was nothing I could do about it. .....

Borrow these books to go home today!