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1. Two bananas ran endurance in the race, and the dominant banana sweated profusely. As he ran, he took off the banana skin and threw it on the runway, and the banana at the back slipped.

2. Q: One day, it took a bird 1 hour to fly from Kaohsiung to Taipei. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why?

Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other.

3. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide, jumped down from the fifth floor, shed a lot of blood and became a red bean; It has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans;

The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

Late at night, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed with long hair. Bush was frightened and said, "How dare you break into the White House at night!"

Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so confident to be soft!" "

On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?"

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

6. There is a polar bear. Because the snow is too dazzling, he has to wear sunglasses to see things. But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling, looking for sunglasses with dirty hands and feet. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I'm a panda.

7. A rookie MM asked me, "What does MM mean?" I randomly replied: "Mom!"

She asked again, "What does PPMM mean?" I casually replied: "mother-in-law!"

Then I asked her, what happened? She replied, "There was a man who made friends with me. male

Ask me if I am a mother-in-law (PPMM)? I said no. He asked again.

I'm mom.

Mom (MM)

)? I refused again. Then he called me Dad (88)! "

8.

The Canadian space agency began to send astronauts into space for the first time, but they soon got a report that astronauts could not write with ballpoint pens in weightlessness. So it took them 10 years,1200 million dollars, and scientists finally invented the ballpoint pen. This pen is suitable for weightlessness, handstand, water, any flat object, MINUS 300 degrees Celsius. Russians have been using pencils in space.

9.

I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist, the other is black, and the third is illiterate.

10. One day, 0 said to 8: Fat is fat, wear a belt!

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Dali bought a parrot, and as soon as he entered the house, he couldn't wait to make the bird talk: "Yours, can you talk?" Da Li stretched out her neck to tease. The parrot didn't respond. "Yours is talking, and there is something in it." Li picked up a bug to seduce him, but the parrot still didn't respond. "Yours, don't talk and go to hell!" Suddenly, the parrot straightened its neck and shouted, "Down with Japanese imperialism!" "

12. Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: vegetable eaters ~ ~

13. Sister Furong got a magic mirror. Sister Furong was very happy and immediately came to the mirror.

Sister Furong: Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

Mirror: Not you anyway ~

Sister Furong: Who else in the world is more beautiful than me?

Magic Mirror: Sadako, Zhao Benshan, Einstein and Zhang Fei. ...

Sister Furong got angry and beat up the mirror fat.

Sister Furong: Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?

Mirror: It should be you ~

Sister Furong: Who is the second most beautiful woman in the world?

Magic Mirror: Sadako, Zhao Benshan, Einstein and Zhang Fei. ...

Sister Furong got angry again and gave the mirror a fat beating.

Sister Furong: Are you a magic mirror or not? Are you fake?

Magic mirror: I used to be a magic mirror, but I have become a magic mirror after being photographed by you for a few days!

14. Because: college students = eat+sleep+fall in love, pigs = eat+sleep;

So: college students-pigs = falling in love;

Substitution according to the equation: college students-in love = college students who are not in love = pigs.

15. A reporter went to interview penguins and wanted to know how their daily life was.

Reporter: What do you do every day?

Penguin A: Eating, sleeping and kissing.

The reporter asked Penguin B: What do you do every day?

Penguin B: Eat, sleep and kiss.

As the interview continues ... every penguin has the same answer.

When he asked about the X Penguin,

Reporter: What do you do every day?

Penguin X: Eat and sleep.

Reporter: Why not play KISS?

Penguin x: I'm KISS!