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Ask for 5-8 people's sketches to perform in class
Characters: Xiaoyue, monitor, talented woman, best friend, classmate 1, classmate 2, classmate 3, mother.
Abortion monologue: Every girl has a dream. In this dream, she is the focus of everyone, radiant and talented. She is a princess. Unfortunately, my dream, a long time ago, was killed. ...
Talented women sang "Parting (Excerpt)", the monitor stood by, and Xiaoyue, her best friend and classmate 123 sat in the chair.
The talented woman bowed and the audience applauded.
Best friend: Great!
Classmate 1: She is a talented girl in our class. She sings so well!
My best friend and classmate 123 is discussing, and Abortion is in a daze. The discussion faded away.
Abortion: Actually, I don't want to stand on the stage like her and become a remarkable talented woman. At this time, the students began to leave one after another. At the beginning of the music, Xiaoyue stood up gently and walked to the place where the talented woman had just stood. I still remember that year, I worked so hard and practiced so hard. I wanted to sing every song well, and I wanted everyone to hear my voice.
Music: Flying Feathers
The music had just finished, and I was about to start singing when I was interrupted. This is the memory and fantasy of abortion intertwined.
Mother (only voice): I only know how to sing all day! I know how to do these no three no four things! Why don't you study hard? Do you know how hard it is for me to make money? Do you know how your tuition came from? I can't believe you didn't study hard, unfilial girl! Unfilial girl!
Abortion shook her head painfully, and this "unfilial girl" became stronger with it until abortion broke out.
Abortion: Crazy mother! I promise you, I will never sing again, never sing again! Mom, I promise! I don't sing anymore! Mom! I won't sing again! ! I don't sing anymore! ! I don't sing anymore! ! ! ! !
The best friend and the monitor who came back immediately ran to help Xiaoyue.
Best friend: Abortion! ! Abortion! ! ! What's the matter with you? It's me
Abortion pushed them away and ran off the stage. Genius girl and classmate 123 passed by, winked at the monitor, nodded and caught up.
Best friend: Abortion! ! Abortion! ! If you want to chase, why are you stopped by the monitor? Can't you see that abortion is all wet?
Monitor: They are catching up. There are too many people who help. Keep her quiet. ...
Best friend: Why did Xiaoyue ... I have been best friends with her for so many years, and I didn't find it at all? ...
Monitoring: Xiaoyue ... keeps things deep and deep. She has been trying to be strong, but the more so. ...
Best friend: the damage will accumulate more and more. ...
Monitor: Nod your head and see if you can open the knot in her heart. ...
Best friend: his mother ... what happened at first?
Monitor: Did she like singing very much before? Don't you sing anymore?
Best friend: I nodded, and I suddenly understood ... so ... so ... why didn't I notice ... I'm such a failed friend. ...
Monitor: We are all ... we are all failed friends ... including Abortion ... Let's discuss with others what to do. ...
Best friend: Hmm. ...
Best friend and monitor finally.
Abortion ran onto the stage, followed by a talented girl and classmate 123. The talented girl grabbed abortion's arm.
Abortion: Leave me alone! !
Talented woman: Abortion! What's the matter with you?
Classmate 123: strewn at random abortion!
Abortion: Will you leave me alone? Talented women, especially you, the last thing I want to see now is you ... I can't sing any more, you know? I'm sorry, but now that I see you, I will remember how pathetic I am. ...
Talented woman: I ...
Classmate 2: Let's take you back to the dormitory first. We don't believe you will be outside.
Talented woman: I'm not going. You can take her back.
Under the guidance of the talented girl, Xiaoyue and her classmate 123 got off from the other side.
Abortion monologue: I'm sorry ... I'm sorry ... I didn't mean to be so useless. I don't want to take it out on others. I don't want to blame my mother ... but I really can't ... I'm not strong, I'm not filial, I'm not diligent, and everyone who cares about me has been hurt by me ... and no longer cares about me. I don't deserve your concern. People like me are not worth it.
Best friend, sitting in a chair. About classmates 123
Classmate 1: Xiaoyue has been on vacation for a few days. I wonder how she is now.
Classmate 2: I have been in a daze in bed. If I don't invite her to dinner, she will forget to eat.
Classmate 3: Usually, she is optimistic. How did she suddenly become like this?
Classmate 1: I heard from the monitor that it has something to do with her family. Well ... I hope it's not serious.
Classmate 2: A talented woman. ...
Classmate 3: Alas ... Why? Pat your best friend on the shoulder. You used to know Xiaoyue, and you got along well with her. Do you know why?
Best friend: ... Xiaoyue used to like singing very much. One year, she became the lead singer of the New Year's Eve party in our class at that time. The song she sang at that time was called Flying Feather. Once during rehearsal, her mother came to school and scolded her for doing nothing and not studying in front of the whole choir. ...
Classmate 1: Oh, my God ...
Best friend: I always thought she would get well soon ... but I ignored it. Since then, I have never heard her sing or hum. .....................................................................................................................................
Classmate 2: Don't blame yourself. It's not your fault. Besides, remorse is the most useless behavior. We should think about how to solve it.
Girlfriend: The monitor has made up his mind. I hope you will cooperate. ...
Classmate 3: Let me know if there is anything we can do. After all, it is difficult for my classmates to see abortion and talented women.
Girlfriend: Well, thank you. Then let's get together and talk.
Classmate 123: ok, no problem!
Everybody get down.
Abortion is slow, at the same time, spiritual monologue.
Abortion monologue: I have lived in the dormitory for a week, just like a piece of waste, I can't be decadent any more. I gave up singing only because I wanted to meet my mother's expectations. Now, how can I achieve it?
Mu Zi Shang
Mother: Abortion ...
Abortion: Mom, why are you here?
Mother: Abortion ...
Abortion: What's the matter? Mom?
Mother: Sorry, Abortion. ...
Abortion: ...
Mother: I'm sorry, Xiaoyue ... I stopped you because my mother didn't study before, and now she is always worthless and can't give you a rich life. Mom doesn't want you to be a skilled worker who is afraid of getting sick all your life, just like mom. Mom wants you to work comfortably in the office and get a high salary ... Mom was wrong from the beginning, can you forgive her once?
Abortion: Mom ... you're right, you're right ... I know you did it for me, I know ... I just ... I just like singing very much. ...
Mom: mom knows ... mom was wrong. She used the wrong method. ...
Abortion: Mom. ...
Mother: At that time, you were interrupted by me and didn't finish singing. Can I finish singing for you now? The music sounded.
Finish singing
Abortion monologue: This time, it will always be the best memory in my heart.
***
China can't die.
Five men and three women
Background: 19 19, the Beijing government and the Guangzhou military government jointly formed a China delegation to participate in the peace conference as victorious countries, demanding the abolition of the privileges of the great powers in China, the abolition of the "twenty-one" unequal treaty concluded by Japanese imperialism and Yuan Shikai, and the return of the Shandong rights that Japan took from Germany in World War II. Under the control of imperialist powers, the Paris Peace Conference not only rejected China's request, but also expressly stipulated in the contract with Germany that all the privileges of Germany in Shandong should be transferred to Japan. The Beiyang government is preparing to sign a "peace treaty", which has aroused strong opposition from the people of China.
Scene 1: (Peking University Sailor Drama Club Theater, Fang Hao and others have a secret meeting) Duan Xipeng and Chen Qiulin are sitting at a long table, and Fang Hao is walking back and forth anxiously with his hands behind his back. At this moment, Luo Jialun and He Haore and Kuang Hui ran into the theater.
Luo Jialun: I brought it. The meeting can begin.
Fang Hao: Thank you, comrades.
He Haoruo: We have good news for you.
Chen Qiulin: What is it?
Kuang Hui: We have just received telegrams from students' unions in Shanghai, Nanjing and Wuhan. They expressed their willingness to take part in this demonstration.
Duan Xipeng: Great!
Chen Qiulin: Our team is getting bigger and bigger! We must succeed!
He Haoruo, Kuang Hui and others. : yes! We will succeed!
Fang Hao: We don't have much time. This time, we held a secret meeting during the rehearsal time of the drama club. We can't implicate Luo Jialun and the Sailor Drama Club. Please sit down. The meeting begins now.
Fang Hao: Luo Jialun, how many people does your drama club know about us? Is all this credible?
Luo Jialun: Don't worry. Now all the members of our drama club are members of the Student Union.
Fang Hao: Very good. Now let's discuss the next step. Besides demonstration, what do you think is feasible?
He Haoruo: I thought about it. I think our team is huge this time, but the strength of students is still limited. Why not unite with all walks of life to fight for it?
Duan xipeng: yes, we will have a collective rebellion of scholars and industry and commerce! The student team we organized gathered in front of Tiananmen Square, holding banners and shouting slogans. Once the army suppressed, we went on strike collectively, then the workers went on strike and the business closed down until the Beiyang government refused to sign an unequal treaty.
Chen Qiulin: Besides Tiananmen Square, there are Zhongnanhai and xinhua gate. We can also park at the taxi entrance.
Kuang Hui: If one day doesn't work, we still have two days. If two days doesn't work, we'll have three days, four days and five days. We won't stop until we reach our goal.
Luo Jialun: I can write a script, preach saving the country, return my rivers and mountains, let all the people of China join us, and let warlords know that water can carry a boat and overturn it. Start our slogan "Fight to death, give me back Qingdao".
Duan Xipeng: "Recovering Shandong Power" and "Boycott Japanese Goods"
Chen Qiulin: "Fighting for state power outside, punishing state thieves inside"
Kuang Hui: "I would rather die than die."
He Haoruo: "Refuse to sign at the Paris Peace Conference" and "Abolish Article 21"
Fang Hao: Our first parade will be held in Tiananmen Square on May 4th, with 3,577 participants. Our code name is ~
Duan Xipeng: Give me back my rivers and mountains!
Kuang Hui: Down with the Empire!
Chen Qiulin: Tiananmen Action!
Luo Jialun: These have all been used.
He Haoruo: What do you think of the May 4th Movement?
Fang Hao: OK, let's call it the May 4th Movement!
Chorus: May 4th Movement!
Off-site voice: the break is over, let's start rehearsing ~
Luo Jialun: No, it's a code word. Someone's coming. Come on, let's go!
(Fang Hao and others rush out backwards, Luo Jialun hides things, and then Fang Hao and others run back)
Fang Hao: There is an army at the back door. Our operation has been leaked. Luo Jialun, if we have anything, you must inform the members of the student union, and everything will go as planned.
Luo Jialun: You can't give up until the last moment. Come on, everyone put on their costumes. From now on, you are all actors in the drama club. Kuang Hui will do the logistics, and we will start rehearsing.
When the army entered the theater, people put on their clothes in a hurry. )
Li Changtai: Yo yo, what play is this? I know this, it should be Liang Zhu. Why are there foreigners and masters? Interesting, interesting, brothers, want to see what they are playing here?
With the army: think!
An infantryman brought a chair to sit Li Changtai down, and Li Changtai crossed his legs.
Li Changtai: I was told that someone in this drama club was going to rebel! ?
Luo Jialun held down the impulsive Duan Xipeng.
Luo Jialun: Rebellion? There are quite a few people who want to rebel these days. I wonder who the infantry commander said our drama club was going to rebel?
Li Changtai: Don't think that I don't know what you hosts are doing together all day. You said, did you send someone to burn down the house of traffic director Cao Rulin? All the fish I caught before were small giggles, and all the big fish were here!
Chen Qiulin: Commander Li, what you said should be based on facts.
Li Changtai: Ah, if it isn't Chen Qiulin, sheriff Wu Bingxiang and director Wu's niece, little Lin Qiu, how is your uncle Wu recently?
Chen Qiulin: Thanks to your care, my uncle is fine.
Li Changtai: I said, you little girl, you can't study well. What are you doing with these wild children?
Chen Qiulin: I'm in the drama club. Of course, I came as an actor.
Luo Jialun: Commander Li, if it's nothing, please take your infantry home. We have to rehearse, and the performance will be held soon. You may delay, but time will not.
Li Changtai: Oh ~ I happen to have nothing to do, so I'm here to watch your performance. As your first audience, don't worry, I won't bother you at all. You can continue.
Luo Jialun and others looked at each other anxiously, and Luo Jialun said quietly, "Act casually."
Luo Jialun: Just a moment, please, Commander Li.
(Li Changtai casually makes an invitation gesture)
Scene 2: (Luo Jialun and Fang Hao put on infantry clothes, Chen Qiulin put on peasant women's clothes, He Haoruo and Duan Xipeng are still wearing student clothes, and Kuang Hui is sitting next to Li Changtai with a kettle).
Off-site voice: The fourth act of the title of "The Armed Forces of Knowledge" begins.
(Luo Jialun drags Chen Qiulin on the stage)
Chen Qiulin: Jun Ye, Jun Ye, please let me go. I really don't want to break into that house. I just came from the countryside. I don't know anything.
Luo Jialun: Come on, let's go. Even if you don't mean it, you are diligent. Look at your peach eyes. I guess you've hooked up with many military uncles. Why do you think my level is too small to get in? I'll have a taste first, and then I'll give you to the commander-in-chief, so that you can get what you want.
Chen Qiulin: No, don't! Help! Somebody, help me!
He Haoruo: Let her go!
Luo Jialun: Let her go? You mean you're replacing her? Although you look clean in vain, you are an uncle and I can't afford to offend you.
He Haoruo: I repeat, let her go, or I will report it to the official.
Luo Jialun: Report to the authorities? For what officer? I am an official. Please hug me.
He Haoruo: You, you are shameless!
Duan Xipeng: He Haoruo, I've been looking for you for a long time.
(Duan Xipeng looked at Luo Lun Jia for a while and turned to He Lin Ruo)
Duan Xipeng: My dad said it would be a treat tonight and we would go to the French Concession for dinner. Are you free?
Luo Jialun: What's your father's name?
Duan Xipeng: Duan Cunrui.
Luo Jialun: But Duan Cunrui, the leader of Xiangxi, is called Duan Ye?
Duan Xipeng: Exactly.
(Luo Jialun immediately stands at attention and salutes. )
Luo Jialun: Hello, Master Duan, Luo Jialun, 3rd Battalion of Beiping!
He Haoruo: Hum! A pig, a bear, and a rich eye.
Duan xipeng: three words boast and cheat, and four dimensions are sincere.
He Haoruo: Duan Xipeng, help this girl.
Chen Qiulin: Qiujiu, I came to see my eldest brother, but I was bullied by this strategist. Please help me.
Duan Xipeng: Do you know where your eldest brother lives now? We can also take you there.
Chen Qiulin: I don't know. All I know is that he came to join the army. If my parents hadn't been killed by the allied forces, I wouldn't have come this far to find my eldest brother alone. Fortunately, I can meet two Qiujiu.
Luo Jialun: Master Duan, I may be able to help you. I am an ant in Beiping. Say, what's your brother's name?
(At this time, Fang Hao came on.)
Fang Hao: Ronaldinho, you went AWOL again! I tell you, sooner or later, I ~ elder sister! Lin Qiu, how did you, how did you ~
Luo Jialun: What! Your sister? He's your brother? Ha ha, you talk slowly, Fang Hao, but I gave you your sister intact. I'm leaving, Master Duan. Sorry about the patrol, you go first.
(Luo Jialun ends shyly, and Fang Hao and Chen Qiulin embrace excitedly.)
He Haoruo: Great, girl, don't worry, you have found your eldest brother, and no one will bully you in the future.
Chen Qiulin: Yes.
Duan Xipeng: You think too simply. I don't think that man just now will give up so easily.
He Haoruo: Eldest brother, you should watch your brother, lest your sister fall into the jaws of death.
Fang Hao: Asshole! I shot him.
Duan Xipeng: No, it will only kill you.
Chen Qiulin: Master Duan, please help us.
(Chen Qiulin kowtows to Duan Xipeng and He Haoruo)
Duan Xipeng: Forget it, let's think about it.
He Haoruo: Duan Xipeng, let her come to school. At least the school is safe.
Duan Xipeng: Yes, please let your sister come to our school. She can study while working at school. When she finishes her studies, she can protect herself.
Chen Qiulin: My father once said that "everything is inferior, only reading is high". Brother, I want to study.
Fang Hao: OK, if you have any difficulties, remember to ask your brother. Don't swallow it all at once.
Chen Qiulin: Well, hurry up, thank you both. Thank you!
He Haoruo: You're welcome. You should study hard. If you don't understand, you can come to us I hope one day you can come into the classroom and study with us.
Duan xipeng: arm yourself with knowledge and defeat the enemy with knowledge!
Off-site voice: the end of the play
Li Changtai: OK! Every time I see you, I get a headache. There is another reason, Hu!
H: Yes!
Li Changtai: Go back and find a book for me to read.
H: Yes! But commander, you can't read. What book are you reading?
Li Changtai: You ~
Kuang Hui: You can start with picture books. After a long time, you will know more words.
After a dry cough and a sip of water, the adjutant Hu kept patting his back.
Li Changtai: Go ahead!
(Li Changtai left the theater with the team. They all breathed a sigh of relief)
Chen Qiulin: I'm not finished yet.
Luo Jialun: Anything else? Are you addicted to acting? Come on, join our drama club directly.
Chen Qiulin: Come on up, Kuang Hui. Come here, too.
9 Luo Jialun and others stand beside Chen Qiulin)
Chen Qiulin: Under the rule of such warlords, the rivers and mountains of the motherland no longer exist and the people are in dire straits. We should call for more people to wake up. China can't die!
Everybody: China can't die!
the end
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