What are some interesting jokes in your life?

It is said that snoring is harmful to health. I didn't believe it before, but I didn't believe it until my wife hit me several times for snoring.

I bought a thermos cup, and the insulation effect is very good. The cold water poured the day before yesterday is still cold today. ......

I always like to test the bottom line of my mother's tolerance for me I looked at my mother coldly just now, and my mother stared at me even colder. Do you care if the water overflows? I instantly put on a dog leg smile and said sweetly, Comrade, you have worked hard!