Humorous jokes that have not been married long.

1, Frye made great efforts to write love letters to the girl he liked. Finally, he said: I will answer this paper and wait for your admission notice! ! ! Not long after, the reply came, with only four words in it: the quota is full. Frye refused to give up and sent another letter: How about I sign up for the next issue? This reply is: wait until the beginning of next semester!

2. When I was a QQ member, I had a' group' function. I think this should be the same as grouping, which is convenient for managing friends, so I built a' MM' group and added all the MM with good relationship, ambiguity and promising signs. Then I was miserable.

3. A buddy made an appointment with a girl he had long admired, and was ready to confess to her. They sat for a long time before he got up the courage to say to the girl, "Do you have a boyfriend?" The woman said shyly, "Not yet." He said ecstatically, "Then can you be my boyfriend?"

4. A man takes his girlfriend to the mall. The girlfriend took a fancy to a lipstick, and the man said, "You look better without lipstick. This is called natural beauty. " My girlfriend was greatly dissatisfied and said, "It's a good thing I didn't ask you to buy clothes, otherwise you would definitely say that I look better without clothes. This is called human beauty."

My boyfriend was afraid to propose to his girlfriend, so he had to have a remote test on the phone. Honey, I won five million dollars in the lottery today. Will you marry me? ""Sure, who are you? "

6. My girlfriend walks around in front of me in a corset. I know what happened. I deliberately ignored her. Finally, she resisted doing it and said, "Is it nice?" I said, "Not bad." "Do you like it?" "I don't like it." "What?" Girlfriend Liu Mei turned upside down. "It's too much trouble to take it off."

7. By the pool of the zoo, a young man took the girl's hand and said, "Let's live together forever like a pair of mandarin ducks, shall we?" The girl replied regretfully, "very well, but I haven't learned to swim yet!" " "

8. Two boys confessed to a girl at the same time. The girl said quietly, "Tell me when you come back after you travel around the world." A boy immediately packed his package and was ready to leave. Another boy walked around the girl and said a historic sentence: "You are my world.

9. My girlfriend received 999 roses, so envious. She told her boyfriend that she comforted me and said, "Don't worry, I can afford it, too. Just to order flowers. " In the evening, my boyfriend bought ten barrels of popcorn and said to me, "popcorn is also a flower. As long as the temperature is controlled, the flower will bloom more brightly." Also, if you count, this 10 barrel of popcorn is definitely not less than 999. "

10, one day I invited my girlfriend to the zoo, but she was late and the zoo was closed. So she called her good friend: Xiao Li, we want to see monkeys today, but the zoo is closed. Now let's go to see you.

1 1, one day in class, I heard the conversation between the two girls in front. A girl said: in the future, my husband will be punished on the cpu for doing something wrong! Another girl replied: if my husband doesn't kneel on the cpu, I'll let him kneel on the remote control ... change the channel and hit him! !

12, a woman had no choice but to marry a creditor because her father owed money. On the first night of the wedding, the woman said to the smug groom, I married you because my father owes you money. Don't be too proud! The next morning, the woman opened her eyes, woke up the sleeping groom and said, how much does my father owe us? You can't just let it go.