Why do college students always tell boring jokes that leave me speechless?

Joke: A man stalks two nuns. There are two nuns, one is called nun Mathematics and the other is called nun Logic. It was almost dark now but they were still a long way from the monastery. Mathematics: Have you noticed that there is a man behind us who has been following us for thirty-eight minutes and thirty seconds, wondering what he wants to do? Logic: It makes sense, he wants to violate us. Mathematics: OMG! At this speed, he will catch us within fifteen minutes. What should we do? Logic: The only logical approach is of course to go faster. Mathematics: It seems useless! Logic: Of course it didn't work, the man walked faster and faster very reasonably. Mathematics: So what do we do? At this speed, he still has a minute to catch us. Logic: The only reasonable way is for us to escape separately, go that way, and I go this way. He can't catch both. The man continued to stalk Sister Logic. Sister Mathematics arrived at the convent safely, but was worried that something might happen to Sister Logic, and then saw Sister Logic entering the door. Mathematics: Sister Logic, you are finally back! Thank you Lord! Tell me quickly what happened? Logic: The only logical thing happened, the man couldn't follow both, so he came after me. Mathematics: Right, but what happened next? Logic: The only reasonable thing happened. I ran with all my strength, and he also pursued with all his strength. Mathematics: What then? Logic: The only logical thing happened, he got me. Mathematics: OMG! What to do? Logic: I did the only reasonable thing and pulled my skirt up. Math: Oh my god, nun logic! What about that man? Logic: He did the only thing that made sense, he pulled his pants down. Math: OMG! What happened next? Logic: Isn’t it very reasonable, Sister Math? A nun who pulls up her skirt must run much faster than a man who pulls his pants down!!! 2. Joke: A reporter interviews 100 penguins about what they do in a day , the first one said: eat, sleep, and play beans, and the second one said: eat, sleep, and play beans. I kept asking 99 of them and the same thing happened, and when I asked the 100th one, they said: eat and sleep. Reporter asked: Why don’t you fight Doudou? Penguin said: I am Doudou, your grandma. The most classic joke, the most ridiculous sentence in the world. More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke that made me laugh so hard that I ended up in the hospital because of severe stomach pain. Before the doctor performed the operation on me, he asked me why I was smiling like this, and I told him. He laughed wildly after hearing this, and finally died of laughter. I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell the joke and let the jury decide whether it met the factual requirements for manslaughter. I asked to sign an exemption contract. The judge adjourned the case and reopened the case one day later, announcing that he had accepted my opinion. So, I told the joke in front of the court. As a result, some people laughed so much that they knocked on the table, and some people rolled on the floor with laughter. Later, everyone who heard the joke that day died laughing. I instantly became a celebrity, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I knew that telling this joke might constitute an infringement of public opinion, so I faced the camera and said something vaguely to the effect of: "The reason is always a lie." , belief is always masturbation. Unexpectedly, one day, a few mysterious plainclothes broke into my bedroom and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time. The bright light shone on my face. I reluctantly opened my eyes and was shocked. The person sitting in front of me was the only person who was as well-known as me - the president. The president roughly explained the purpose of arresting me, which was very simple: to take this. The joke was recorded and sent to the dictator of the hostile country in the Middle East to make him laugh to death. I had to agree to his request and also pointed out that the joke was a weapon of mass destruction and could not be targeted at civilians. Two weeks later, the president agreed. It was announced that the key technology of that joke had been mastered and successfully tested in the desert area. This caused an uproar in the world, and many countries were panicked. International military experts named this "laughing deterrence". At this time, a country in the East. It was suddenly announced that I had mastered the joke, and the friend who originally told me the joke defected to the country. So, a "laughter-deterrence balance" was formed between us. Three years later, on April 1, what I had been worried about finally happened. : A terrorist organization in the Middle East has stolen the original technology of that joke. As a result, civilization has been destroyed like never before, and governments around the world are in constant panic.

The United Nations had no choice but to hold a global summit and finally set April 1st as April Fools' Day. More than 60 years have passed and I am already in my final years. Before leaving this world, as a witness to history, I think it is necessary to tell this joke to everyone. The joke my friend told me that day was very simple and short, just one sentence: Hide: The content of this part has been hidden. You must reply before you can view the funny text messages: You don’t have to laugh, but you can like it if you laugh. Please indicate Start laughing at which number.g 1. A soldier asked the company commander: What should I do if I step on a landmine during combat? The company commander was very angry: Damn, what can we do? If you step on it, you will be compensated according to the price. 2. I haven’t received your message for a long time, and I feel very sad. When I thought about death, I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped over a building with a parachute, and hung myself with noodles. But if Mo is dead, just treat me to a meal and it will last me to death. Prospects 3. If you feel that your heart is broken, please call me! If you want to talk about love, please press 1, if you want to talk about work, please press 2, if you want to talk about life, please press 3, if you want to introduce someone to me, please press 5, if you want to ask me to eat, please say so, if you want to borrow money from me, please hang up. 4. A giraffe married a monkey. One year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I don’t want to live this kind of life anymore! The monkey was furious: Just leave! Who has ever seen someone climb a tree to get a kiss? 5. The fish said: "I open my eyes all the time so that I can't leave you." The water said: "I flow tirelessly all day long just to surround you and pick you up." The pot said: "It's all about him. Mom is almost mature and still so stubborn." 6. Have you eaten? Please receive text message. The elephant defecated in the middle of the road. An ant happened to be passing by. It looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and couldn't help but sing: Ya La Suo, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ~~~~ 7. You have grown up, and there are some things you should know: the sky is used to make wind and rain; the earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove that human beings are How great; you are used to stew vermicelli. 8. When you check in at the railway station but don’t have any paper, don’t worry, the train will remind you: Wipe your pants, wipe your pants, wipe your pants! When you are playing tuba by the river but don’t have any paper, don’t worry, the frog will tell you: stick scrape, stick scrape, stick scrape! 9. Money can buy a house but not a home. It can buy marriage but not love. It can buy a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain. Give me your money and let me Bear the pain alone! 10. God, it’s so blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you! Miss you, sleepless! It’s too far to see you! Alas, what can I do? I miss you so much that I can’t eat with my chopsticks or swallow my bowl! 11. I give you the 12 zodiac signs. I wish you are as smart as a mouse, as strong as an ox, as bold as a tiger, as cute as a rabbit, as confident as a dragon, as charming as a snake, as romantic as a horse, as docile as a sheep, as naughty as a monkey, as beautiful as a chicken, and as loyal as a chicken. Like a dog, looks like a pig! 12. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying so that they can see ghosts in daylight. 13. I only care about you. What I care about is whether I care about you. I care about you as much as I care about you. I care about you as much as I care about you. Baby, I’m going to make you dizzy! 14. Have you heard of it? Five hundred times of looking back in the past life are only exchanged for one brush with each other in this life. For close friends like you and me, it seems that we didn’t do anything in the previous life, but just looked back! 15. Two counterfeiters accidentally made fake banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. They decided to take them to a remote mountainous area to spend them. When they took a 15 yuan bill and bought 1 yuan of candied haws, they cried and the farmer asked. Got them two for 7 yuan. 16. A portrait of your life: learn to take a bath by yourself at the age of ten - Zhu Ziqing; shine at the age of twenty - Zhu Shimao; find a job at thirty - Zhu establishes a career; hire a servant at forty - Zhu Demaid ;Learning to play basketball at the age of 50 - Pig Shooting