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The emperor was afraid that the stupid prince would not have children, so he ordered his concubine to enlighten him, but the result was out of control.

We all know that after the demise of the Wei Kingdom, Sima Yan established the Jin Dynasty, which was called the "Western Jin Dynasty" in history. At this point, the Sima family can be said to have achieved a real turnaround in family history. Even though the Western Jin Dynasty stayed in the long river of history for a very short time, it can be said that it did many shocking things in the only time it had. . As Sima Yan got older and older after he came to power, there was one thing that troubled him very much. This thing also troubled many emperors.

Sima Yan's eldest son unfortunately died two years after he was born, so according to tradition, he could only leave the position of prince to Sima Zhong, who was sometimes a bit "cute". There is God's will in the dark. Sima Yan thought that it would be almost impossible to expect Sima Zhong to inherit his ambition and govern the country with Sima Zhong's talents. So the only way was to give Sima Zhong another son as soon as possible, so that he could Grow up early and be able to take on the important role when Sima Zhong fails, so that the entire Sima family will not be left with no successor. The worried Sima Yan was not only worried about Sima Zhong's ability to govern the country, he even doubted whether Sima Zhong could have sex with men and women. So after much thinking, he suddenly came up with the ridiculous idea of ??asking his beloved concubine Xie Cai to give Sima Zhong physical enlightenment.

To Sima Yan’s expectation, Sima Zhong had no obstacles in this area at all. With Xie Cairen’s cooperation, he quickly got on the path. This may be the nature of human beings and the instinct of animals, which is consistent with the nature of animals. Being born with almost no need for learning at all. Once this kind of thing started, it was difficult to control the scale. Soon Xie Cairen found out that she was pregnant. When Sima Yan heard the news, he thought that he had thought too much.

Although Sima Zhong did not need to learn this kind of thing, it was very difficult for him to govern the country and handle the affairs of the court. After Sima Yan died, Sima Zhong successfully succeeded to the throne. During his tenure, he made many jokes that made the whole country dumbfounded. For example, once he saw people on the street eating chaffy vegetables and refugees with no clothes, he asked his attendants seriously: "Why don't they eat minced meat?" He meant to ask them why they didn't eat meat porridge? Another time, Sima Zhong and his entourage went to Hualin Garden to play. He walked to a pool and heard the sound of croaking coming from inside. He felt very strange and asked his followers whether these croaking things were for official or private purposes. The attendant was amused but could not answer, so he said, "If you call me a housekeeper, you are an official, if you call me a private person, you are a private person." It’s really dumbfounding!

It is conceivable that such a *** emperor would end up being used as a shield for others in subsequent palace political struggles. He would be wronged and persecuted to death. In 307 AD, Sima Zhong died in Luoyang. It is now known whether this emperor is really stupid, or whether he wants to use his low IQ to charm others and save himself. But what has to be said is that the Western Jin Dynasty did come to its final demise because of him.