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Jianghu refers to all corners of the country. In the lake in the river, the sediment is mixed, and the fish and dragons are mixed. The water surface is often sinister, and underwater is the law of the jungle. People in rivers and lakes are three religions and nine streams, and some people travel around the world for a living with various skills; There are people who are familiar with all kinds of tricks; Some people hide in rivers and lakes in order to avoid the pursuit of their enemies.

In this very special period of the Republic of China, warlords were separated, wars continued, the history of China entered a period of disorder, rivers and lakes were in turmoil, and sediments in traditional society came into being. Jianghu deception is easier to find room for survival and development than in previous years.

As a result, swindlers-those Jianghu people-have experienced the growth of traditional society for more than 2,000 years, and it is their luck to meet this pale and chaotic era. Their tricks are more novel, their methods are more sophisticated and their types are more diverse. They swindle and cheat in the streets of the ruling and opposition parties, endangering the world.

Deception has done great harm to modern society. Although this kind of harm can not be compared with the chaos of warlord regime and the casualties caused by the war of aggression, the social harm caused by deception is obvious to all.

There is chaos in the world, and immortal Taoism goes all over the world. During the Republic of China, there was a man named Zhou, who claimed to be the immortal of Zhou, and knew a lot of immortal Taoism and witchcraft. This man can turn an empty jar into a snake, drink an empty cup, escape from the secret room, take things from a distance, and do things that ordinary people can't do. Every time he performs in public, many people come to watch.

As time went on, his fame gradually increased. While gaining benefits, he also met many celebrities. When Zhou's political reform came to the world, he should be most proud of being a "alchemist".

Dai is the chief of the cashier's section of the bank. He holds a management position in the bank and has great power in his hands. Because of indulging in gambling and secretly misappropriating public funds, I lost unexpectedly, causing losses to the bank, fearing that the boss would find out. So, desperate, he turned to Zhou Shenxian for help, hoping to get help and get all the lost money back.

After the two met, they assured Dai that he could use metallurgy to make up for Dai's misappropriation of public funds, but he needed a sum of money to start an alchemist. When Dai heard about it, he was overjoyed and immediately agreed.

Taking advantage of his authority, he took out another 220,000 yuan from the bank and gave it to Zhou Shenxian, thinking that he could rest easy and continue to enjoy his happiness. As a result, metallurgy was unsuccessful, and the bank began to trace it because of the disappearance and deficit of a large amount of funds. His misappropriation of public funds was exposed and was wanted by the state.

Dai tried his best to escape, but Zhou thought he was respected and no one would do this to himself. He still swaggered around. As everyone knows, this scam sent itself to the guillotine.

Not everyone is superstitious and will be deceived by him. After taking office, Zhang Zhizhong, a senior official in Hunan Province, mercilessly exposed his tricks, and the relevant departments immediately tried Zhou Shenxian according to relevant laws. Because of his serious crime, he was sentenced to death by law enforcement. When many people heard about it, they felt incredible.

When Zhou Shenxian was shot by the local government, tens of thousands of people came to see him perform to see how he escaped from this world. As a result, this "magic" seems to have failed. After the gunshot, the famous Zhou Shenxian fell to the ground directly, lost his life and died absurdly with lies. The so-called legend is also a self-directed joke with an awkward ending.

Taking killing chickens as an example to warn the world, most ignorant and feudal onlookers are particularly puzzled. Why don't they use magic to "escape from the Chamber of Secrets"? Relevant people told the people that this week, the immortal was actually a charlatan, and there was no so-called magic spell at all. Everything he performed before was just a cover-up. Its principle is the same as magic, as long as the corresponding props are prepared, it can be displayed.

Ta Kung Pao, the oldest newspaper in Changsha, commented on the Zhou incident: "In the past, Zhou really enjoyed a good reputation in Changsha society and had many friendships with some dignitaries; But it's hard to be famous. Saying that you are a fairy is actually a liar. "

"Zhou Fu claims to have magical powers, can draw symbols to cure diseases and seek gains and losses, and doesn't want money, so he uses small favors to catch fame and deceive the people. Now that things have come to an end, everyone knows whether Zhou is a fairy or a liar.

People have begun to clearly realize that they have been deceived and fooled, and then their belief in superstition and witchcraft should be used as a lesson. 1After Zhou Shenxian was shot on October 30, 1938 The Observation Daily commented on this incident: "The focus of this incident is to educate the people and eliminate the feudal superstitious theocracy during the Anti-Japanese War."

"In addition, this case also fully exposed the collusion between feudal theocracy and other corrupt forces, which constituted political corruption and social darkness. We should strictly recognize this great significance, which is enough to enlighten the ignorance of society and promote the establishment of a new society. "

With the development of society, Jianghu people have gradually lost their meaning and value of existence, and many Jianghu people have become obstacles to social progress, especially many Jianghu tricks. If they are not exposed and eradicated, society will not be peaceful.

At the same time, with the progress of society and the improvement of people's consciousness, Jianghu deception will surely become a historical relic, Jianghu will no longer be a derogatory term, but a derivative word of lofty sentiments and ambitions, and the water in Jianghu will no longer be turbid, but become a clear water.

At the same time, people should pay attention to the word "honesty", which is very important to both the country and the individual. For the country, "no faith makes the country strong", and honesty is the foundation of the country and a reliable guarantee for the people. For an individual, "people can't stand without faith", and honesty is the foundation of a person's life, which is the direct embodiment of personal style evaluation and interpersonal relationship.