Find a joke about the financial crisis. I don't know who betrayed me, but the teacher asked me for it. ...

How did the pig seller cause the economic crisis? A person went to the market to sell pigs, and it was raining in the dark. Twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night. The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home. Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig. W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house. Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig. W: I agree. In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed, I slept on you, and the woman refused. Man: For two pigs. Female permission, please don't move up. After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed. The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move. The man said that the pig was missing. The woman whispered: Why don't I give you pigs ... After dawn, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs (including the young woman's 10 pigs) to the market. The other man knew about it and decided to do the same, so he went to the market to sell pigs. It was raining, but 20 pigs were not sold. The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home. Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig girl: OK, but there is only one bed at home. Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig. W: I agree. Men and women in the middle of the night, I sleep on you, and women refuse. Man: For two pigs. Female permission, please don't move up. After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused. Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed. The man moved seven times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move. The man said: it's over ~ ~ Female: ... After dawn, this man lowered his head and drove two pigs to the market ... Another man realized this and decided to do the same thing and learn from it. So he first traded a pig for a viagra, and it was necessary. After dawn, the man whistled and drove 38 pigs (including 18 pigs from the young woman's family) to the market. When the price of three pigs for one Viagra pig rose to 16, the Harvard tutor commented: men have entered the marginal cost. In addition to having confidence in one's own ability and good wishes for the future, the actual pig flow has been zero. However, there are more and more pigs becoming men now. The decision to sell Viagra expanded the production capacity and introduced second-class Viagra. If you are short of a pig, you can borrow it first as long as you promise to stay in the woman's room for one night, and then pay the pig after it is done. This method has greatly promoted the sales of Viagra. Viagra store later, even if you don't have a pig, as long as you promise to stay in the woman's room for one night, you can borrow it first and pay the pig after the job is done. As soon as the news came out, there were more and more men changing pigs, and some people were looking for Viagra shops. This project is so good that we can turn it into a high-quality fund and sell bonds to the outside world. You can share my profits, ok? As a result, Viagra store felt very good, so the company divided the pig-changing men into three categories, one was to change live pigs, the other was to borrow some live pigs, and the other was not to borrow any live pigs at all, and issued three kinds of bonds. Everyone is very enthusiastic. They bought bonds from Viagra stores one by one. The business of Viagra Store was so good that it outsourced the sale of bonds to another company. The company also made a lot of money. The company grew bigger and bigger, and even distributed it to them out of the actual sales situation of Viagra, which brought huge cash benefits to itself and Viagra stores. In order to prevent its bonds from losing money in the future, the company decided to buy insurance for them, so that it would be easier to sell bonds, because once bonds have problems, they can also get compensation from insurance companies. Wow, the sales of bond companies are great, and insurance companies also get huge insurance income for no reason. There are so many pig men waiting in a long line that women can't stand it. She said that my mother resigned and I moved, and there were countless pig men who owned Viagra at one time. As a result, the woman refused to move back Some men who owe pigs have no income and have to default. As a result, a large number of bonds can't be exchanged for pigs when they expire. Bond companies see a Viagra 16 pig, where can they afford it? When it announced the closure, it knew that the bond company had insured the bonds. As soon as the insurance company saw where it could afford it, it also declared bankruptcy. Later: It is said that the woman has moved to China to settle down. I saw a story two days ago-one day, an ugly man came to a LV shop in Causeway Bay with a gorgeous OL. He chose a LV handbag worth 65 thousand for OL. When paying, the man took out his checkbook and signed a check smartly. The clerk was embarrassed because it was the first time for the couple to shop in the store. The man saw through the clerk's mind and calmly said to the clerk, "I feel that you are worried that this is a bad check?" Today is Saturday and the bank is closed. I suggest you leave your check and handbag. Wait until the check is cashed on Monday, and then please deliver the handbag to the lady's house. Do you think this will work? "The shop assistant was relieved and accepted this suggestion, and generously promised that the cost of sending handbags would be borne by the store, and he would take care of it himself. On Monday, the clerk went to the bank with a check. This check is really a bad check! The angry clerk called the customer and the customer said to him, "Never mind! You and I have nothing to lose. I already slept with that girl last Saturday night! Oh, thank you for your cooperation. This story reveals the essence of the subprime mortgage crisis. When people are full of good expectations for future earnings, they lack awareness of the possibility of increased risks. The beauty thought that more than 60 thousand LV would arrive home on Monday, and naturally let her guard down. She believes that the input of ONS is worthwhile, and the expectation of input and output is based on a situation with huge uncertain risks. The packaging of future earnings expectations is what these investment institutions are best at. Most investors in China, like this beautiful woman, basically deserve to lose money. Without these people, who will make money by trading stocks? Media and analysts often play the role of LV shop assistants.