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Funny serial brain teasers

Using brain teasers in the classroom can train students’ thinking, activate the atmosphere, and regulate emotions. I share it with you, I hope you like it.

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1. What is the longest? Answer: time

2. Two trees do not make a forest! Type one word for the answer: phase

3. One yin and one yang, one short and one long, one day and one night, combined into one pair and one word? Answer: Ming

4. The left is green, the right is red, The right side is afraid of water, and the left side is afraid of insects? Answer: Autumn

5. Let’s have fun together! Name a place and answer: Qiqihar

6. When can I pick up water when I need it? Answer: When water turns to ice

7. What kind of gun can beat people away without hurting them? Answer: water gun

8. What is the thing you didn’t do but you got punished? Answer: Homework

9. What is not illegal to steal? Answer: Smirking

10. What can’t be eaten after washing? Answer: Poker

11. Little Li said "The person in front of me is Xiao Wang" Xiao Wang said "The person in front of me is Xiao Li" What happened? Answer: Very simple, they stood face to face

12. There was a fire in a place , but no one called the fire alarm? Answer: Because that place is the fire station

13. If a blind man shoots a hat, how can he hit it with one shot? Answer: Hang the hat on the muzzle of the gun

14. Xiao Li was walking on the street. Someone in front of him dropped a piece of meat and a wallet. Why did Xiao Li pick up the meat but not the wallet? There was a lot of money in the wallet. Answer: Because Xiao Li is a dog

15. Where is the place to ask for trouble? Answer: Pharmacy

16. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? Answer: Flat

17. Who is the most disobedient person? Answer: Deaf

18. What injury cannot be treated by the hospital? Answer: Trouble

19. What door has no leaves? Answer: Goal

20. A circle Where can I draw it? Answer: On the waist

Classic brain teaser sharing

1. What object climbs higher the hotter the weather? Answer: thermometer

2. How could the plane break when it hit a big tree? Answer: It was a paper plane

3. How could he not survive from eating in the morning to the afternoon? Answer: He has been suffering a loss

4. What "monkey" cannot be eaten? Answer: "Huohou"

5. Where is the city with strong soldiers and horses? Answer: Wuchang

6. Swimming with the head in the sea, The tail shines in the sky. Type the answer: Lu

7. Where is the calm city? Answer: Ningbo

8. What is the fastest way to put out a fire? Answer: On the fire Add one horizontal line

9. What kind of "thief" doesn't steal things, but sells them? Answer: traitor

10. Is there any way to open the Rubik's Cube in the shortest time? Answer: play Broken

11. Who stands on the edge of a knife and fights against others? Answer: Skating people

12. Why do wild geese fly to the south in winter? Answer: Because it It can only fly

13. A very old question.

How many steps does it take to put an elephant into the refrigerator? Answer: Three steps, first open the refrigerator, then put the elephant in, and finally close the refrigerator door

14. The monk wears a hat, guess an idiom? Answer: Lawless

15. The horse's head faces south, and which way does the horse's tail face? Answer: Down

16. Three strokes, six vertical strokes, eighteen horizontal strokes, guess one word answer: Chu

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17. What are people most afraid of on ***? Answer: A debt of ***

18. A smallest positive integer, if divided by 6, the remainder is 5, and if divided by 5, the remainder is 4. When dividing 4, the remainder is 3, and when dividing 3, the remainder is 2? Answer: 59

19. Which village has the most people? Answer: Cambodia

20. I went to an Internet cafe alone and met A classmate took two friends, each with 4 children, and the child took 2 friends. How many people went to the Internet cafe? Answer: One person, and the others did not say.

Sharing classic jokes

1. When eating breakfast, I ordered a bowl of beef noodles. I felt thirsty halfway through the meal, so I ran to the counter and asked for another cup of soy milk, and then returned. When I got to my seat, I started eating noodles. Maybe because I was hungry, I ate all the soup and noodles...

When I wiped my mouth with a tissue, I suddenly found that there was also a bowl of noodles on the table opposite. , and there were my car keys and sunglasses next to it...

2. I bought water at the canteen, and while I was paying for it, I realized I didn’t have any money. I was embarrassed and handed the boss a cigarette: " I'm sorry, boss, I forgot to bring the money. I'll use the cigarette to pay for the water."

The boss said slowly while smoking: "Brother, you just got this cigarette from me."

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3. Me: "That's not right!"

Boss: "What's wrong?"

Me: "This doesn't taste right! What I want is hot pot with clear soup. This is what I want." Why does it feel numb?"

Boss: "I'm really sorry, your pot is leaking a little bit!"

Nah. . .

4. Leader: "Xiao Li, you study computers, right?"

"Well, yes."

"Very good, Come over here and help me move these computers."

5. I asked my roommate to come back for hot pot tonight. My roommate said I wanted to accompany my friends, so I ate alone. There was a lot left over, and I felt dizzy. I poured the leftover hot pot soup into the toilet and it was clogged. . .

There were vegetables, meatballs, and sausages everywhere. I was so miserable that I took my chopsticks and squatted in front of the toilet to pick them up and pick them up. At this time, my roommate just came back and said, "Let's eat hot pot tonight..."

"Yes", I turned around and saw my roommate looking at me in surprise!