Happy jokes are short.

Happy joke is short:

1、? Mom, I talked about an object, which is from Henan?

? Son, you are crazy! You are the only son in our family?

? What happened in Henan? Henan is quite good! She is very kind and gentle to me. ?

? Fuck off, I don't have a son like you?

? Mom?

? Go away! ?

2. The son said to his father: I especially want to participate in the talent show. ?

Hearing this, the father quickly threw cold water on him: You'd better wait for me to get seriously ill one day, or don't you? Stories? Even the audition failed. ?

One day, Ann's father and mother are discussing the name of the baby in their belly.

Ann's father: Let's call it safety!

Ma 'an: Fuck you, can't you think of a nutritious name!

Dad was silent for a long time before he spoke slowly: that's called Anji acid!

Today, I went to have my hair permed. A man took his son to get a haircut.

5, 6-year-old children refused, too noisy to cut. . .

His father said:? You can't pick up girls if you cut it crooked. ?

It was quiet in an instant.

Introduction to Happy Jokes 2:

1. Daughter asks Dad, Dad, Dad, what am I to you?

What makes her think this guy can talk? Are you my little baby or something? Yes, but his father turned around and said bitterly, you are my impulsive punishment. . .

2. Dad killed a fly, and it didn't take long for his son to find a few flies gathered on the dead fly.

The son is curious: Why do you catch more flies?

Dad:? They are its relatives and friends to pay their respects. ?

3. son:? Mom, why am I here?

Mom:? Your father and I went to check in that day. I asked him to go out to buy food and condoms, and he bought a bunch of walnuts. . ?

4. grandpa:? I remember the colonel sent me to deliver letters, and I joined the enemy in Lu Yu. I risked my life and wiped out the enemy! ?

Grandson:? Didn't you say a platoon last year?

Grandpa:? Last year, you were too young. I'm afraid to scare you. It's okay now. ?

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