English jokes about dance academy

Ivan came home with a bloody nose. His mother asked, "What happened?" "A child bit me," Ivan replied. "Can you recognize him if you see him again?" His mother asked. "I know where he is," Ivan said. "His ears are in my pocket." Ivan came home with a nosebleed. His mother asked, "What's the matter?" "A boy bit me," Ivan said. "Can you recognize him when you see him again?" Mom asked. "I can recognize him wherever he goes," Ivan said. "Is his ear still in my pocket? His ear is in my pocket.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? " She is a candy seller. "A good boy, Robert, asked his mother for two cents." What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? "Good boy" I gave it to a poor old woman, "he replied. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. Here's another two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "She sells sweets." The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest because she served the apple pie without cheese. The little boy in this family quietly left the room for a while and came back with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled, put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are definitely better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "In the rat trap, sir," the boy replied.

The hostess apologized to the guests because there was no cheese at home when they ate apple pie. The little boy in this family left home quietly. After a while, he returned to his room with a piece of cheese and put it on the guest's plate. The guest smiled and put the cheese in his mouth and said, "Son, your eyes are just better than your mother's. Where did you find the cheese? " "On the mousetrap, sir." The little boy said.

The hospitable interviewer gave a man who came to apply for a job a resume, so he filled in the information-name: English or Chinese □ English or Chinese? Age: Confidentiality (this is a personal problem) Height: It has nothing to do with work (does this have anything to do with work) Weight: Variety All the time before or after lunch (at any time, change residence before and after meals: what stage of my life is b). E is more specific (that is a special place, the stage of my life) Tel: Ericsson (Ericsson mobile phone) E-mail: Only for beautiful rich girls (only for beautiful rich girls) Working hours: The shorter the better (the shorter the better) Job position: A job that has not been done much. B. But it is surrounded by beautiful young girls (find someone who doesn't do anything practical, but can be surrounded by beautiful women) Education: I've been looking for my previous position (Dance Academy): decent or not □ Please be specific (senior or junior is an experience). Married and unmarried: I'm still looking for a rich and beautiful girl □ I hope so. Looking for a girl in your company (I want to find a beautiful and rich girl in your company, hoping to find my future expectation: to give a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible (only responsible for giving a speech on the podium, hoping to retire as soon as possible), hoping to be regarded as the less workload, the better (just take more actual workload).

A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she found a cat crouching behind a bush. She looked at the cat and the cat looked at the mouse. Mother mouse cried fiercely, "woof, woof, woof!" " The cat was so scared that it ran for its life. Mother mouse turned to her children and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

The mouse's second language is also important. A mother mouse took her child out for a walk. Suddenly, she saw a cat watching in the bushes. Mother mouse shouted at the cat, "Woof, woof, woof". The cat was so scared that it ran away as hard as it could. The mother mouse turned to her child and said proudly, "Now you know the importance of a foreign language."

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt. Tom: That's too bad. What happened? Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. There is a barber in a developing country. He has a shed to cut his hair by the roadside, and a person often comes to have a haircut. One day, he noticed that a dog was always sitting under the chair where customers cut their hair. So the man asked the barber, "Is that your dog?" The barber replied, "no, he comes every day." This is not my dog. I don't know whose dog this is. " Then the customer asked, "So if it's not your dog, you never feed it, right?" The barber said, "No." The customer said, "Then why does he come here every day?" The barber replied, "He is waiting in case his ear falls off." In an unremarkable country, a barber cuts people's hair in a roadside hut. A frequent barber noticed that a dog always liked to sit next to a guest's seat, so he asked his master, Is that your dog? The owner replied, no, it's not my dog. I don't know whose dog it is, but it comes every day. The guest asked again, it's not your dog, haven't you fed it? The host replied: No guests asked: Then why do you come every day? The master replied: I'm waiting to see if there are any ears missing.

Once upon a time there was a king. He likes writing stories, but his stories are not good. Because people are afraid of him, they all say his story is very good.

One day, the king showed his story to a famous writer. He waited for the writer to praise these stories. But the writer said his stories were so bad that he should throw them into the fire. The king was very angry with him and sent him to prison.

After a while, the king released him. He showed him some new stories and asked him what he thought.

After reading the letter, the author immediately turned to the soldiers and said, "Please send me back to prison."

Honey, this is embarrassing. Most jokes are funny because of dialogue. Even in Chinese, there are few jokes without dialogue.