Who can tell me some jokes that can be made into short plays?

1, the peasant woman clamored for her husband to buy her a wool hat at the party, but the husband was only willing to buy him a straw hat and explained, "It is the most cost-effective to buy a straw hat. If you think it is out of date and don't want to wear it, you can also use it as fodder for our sheep. "

A couple staggered their working hours in order to take care of their children conveniently.

One day, the wife said to her husband, "Children always ask me why there are men and women, why there are no stars during the day and why there are fish in the water." . . What did you ask you when you took him away? "

The husband said unhappily, "He always asks me, where did my mother go? Why hasn't she come back yet? "

3. Mrs. Li: "Elder sister, your Lao Wang is seventy years old and still loves to follow beautiful girls. Do you care? "

Mrs. Wang: "He will follow if he wants! Look at the dogs in the street. Every day, if it chases a car, it will catch up. Can it still drive? "