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Turn the journey to the west upside down.
The Tathagata sent four disciples and Xiaobailong to preach in the Tang Dynasty in Dongtu. They met all kinds of monsters along the way. It was found that they all had backgrounds, and no matter how evil they did, they were not punished. Bajie and Friar Sand thought it was too dark, so one hid in Gaolaozhuang and the other got into Liushahe. Only Wukong insisted on justice and escorted Master to preach in the East. As a result, Heaven couldn't stand Wukong any longer, so it reached an agreement with the Tathagata-we can guarantee Tang Sanzang's safe arrival in Chang 'an, but you have to deal with the Monkey King, a thorn in the side.
Tathagata agreed. Under a conspiracy, Bailong was seriously injured and fell into a mountain stream. Wukong was defeated and crushed under Wuzhishan Mountain, while Tang Sanzang abandoned the Monkey King and went to Chang 'an alone. After teaching in Chang 'an, he was made a royal brother, enjoying prosperity and dying. So 500 years later,
Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhishan without saying a word and turned it upside down.
Heaven was forced to allow Pig Bajie to become a human being, named Marshal Tian Peng, and Friar Sand named General Confinement, as long as he could kill the Monkey King. In the end, Wukong, who was disheartened by the fact that his brothers ate each other, went to Bodhi's father to solve his doubts. Then he sealed the practice, returned to Guo Huashan, lived an ordinary life with the monkey monkey grandson, and finally turned into a stone on the top of Guo Hua. ...
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