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I don't want to work hard. How can I reply humorously?

Humor reply is as follows:

1, don't you get along? Then you can consider joining my mixed army. Our motto is "Just be happy". Every day is a weekend, and work is optional.

2. Can't you get along well? Don't worry, we can form a team called "mixed rice ball" together to study how to make a living in trouble!

3. Can't you get along well? It doesn't matter, we can start a company called "mixed house" to provide fooling around services, including taking a nap, staring blankly and eating snacks!