A funny sketch joke

Study hard Jun = Xiao Wang Ling = Xiao Aihan = Xiao Wu.

Xin: Students, students, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Xin: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Sim: Really?

Three people: Really!

Sim: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Heart: You won't go back on your word, will you?

Three people: no regrets.

Xin: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Xin: Oh, I'm talking! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Heart: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Xin: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Heart: Well, get to the point, don't get drunk and dream! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Jun: What a mess!

Heart: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Jun: I was sleepy, so I fell asleep!

Xin: Why don't you sleep at home?

Jun: I think! But time doesn't allow!

Xin: Can't you sleep after class?

Jun: I'll sleep after class!

Sim: So what do you do at night?

Jun: What do you do at night?

Xin: Go to sleep!

Jun: We have the same habits!

Xin: What do you do besides sleeping?

Jun: Very important! -Eat!

Xin: What about studying?

Jun: I also want to consult this question!

Xin: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Jun: Yes!

Xin: Can't you stay up all night?

You are dizzy.

Wang: Ha ha ha!

Xin: Why do you always play games?

Wang: Psychological needs!

Xin: What's so interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

Ha ha, you hung up again!

Xin: And you, Xiao Wu!

H: Yes!

Sim: Look at your days. Besides dating girls, drinking tea and walking, are these achievements worth soaking in?

H: Yes! There is no bright future! -No pretty girls!

Sim: There is no bright future-there is no light!

Students, students, comrades, and-

Three people: Just say it!

Heart: Why?

Three people fainted.

Heart: burning our youth!

Jun: No matches!

Heart: Work hard!

Wang: I have no strength!

Sim: Get rid of your bad habits!

Han: It won't abandon me!

Xin: Come on, let's study hard together!

Three people get down: alas!

Heart: Come on, hurry up, let's-

The bell rings.

Xin:-Go to eat!

Three people: Yes!

Zin: How could you? Are you so worthy of the party, the country, the people and your mother? Good enough for me?

What did Wang Ruo feel: Mom!

Heart way: hey!

Wang: Take advantage of me!

Heart: It was an accident!

Jun: Actually, I don't want to sleep that much! Sleep, just to escape from reality! When you sleep, you can't see the teacher who is lecturing, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel like taking a break. . .

The other three applauded.

Wang: Seriously, I don't have to play games. Because I feel tired and can't learn well, I want to paralyze myself with games! The more depressed you are, the more you play games. I am the king in the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are!

The other three applauded.

To tell the truth, I do have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk at the willow tip on the moon, and also find an excuse to avoid learning! Once you relax yourself, people are lazy and don't want to study.

Three people applauded.

Sim: I think I understand how you feel. You have walked into your inner shadow! So I want to help you! As a Communist Youth League secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As classmates, I hope the students who stay behind will return to the team!

Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because we are a family")

Sim: OK! Maybe you can't get used to it for a while, but I will always help you, guide you and seduce you!

Three people: huh?

Heart: No! Guide you! Lure you!

Three people: huh?

Xin: In short, let's work together!

Three people: fight!

Heart: Several people study hard together and help each other. (Three people pretend to study)

Jun: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understand that I will hold candles every night for 36,000 days! My grades have finally appeared (take out the paper! ) excellent!

Wang: (with a book in her arms) Since I stopped playing games and easily passed the CET-4, I am now studying English hard. My goal:-first!

Wu: There is Yan Ruyu in the book, but there is one in the book. . . Or Yan Ruyu!

Since I was accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! With a wave of his sleeve, Hui won't accept the reconstruction order!

Xin: classmates, classmates and comrades, why have they all left? Why? You have finally become excellent league members! Keep working hard and never give up!

Three people: Thank you! With what?

answer to a curtain call

At the beginning is the name of our classmates. Just change it!