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Military orders are overwhelming. Why did Li Yunlong disobey orders many times but nothing happened in "Bright Sword"?
1. Graphite has good electrical conductivity and is resistant to high temperatures, so it is often used as electric brushes
2. This is made in China
3. Crazy design
4. When drowsiness comes, you can fall asleep even if you are crushed
5. Military orders are like mountains, even if there is a cliff in front of you, let alone a sprinkler head
Funny jokes and jokes:
1. My ex-boyfriend is really a scheming man. He would wash my clothes, buy me towels in advance, cook for me, even pick me up in the car, get out of the car and help me open the door, and hold my bags and umbrella when I go shopping. He peeled lobsters for me every time I ate them, and even took care of me every day when I was sick. I don't love him and I often lose my temper with him. Later, we broke up due to some things, and we were asked to go on blind dates at home, and we got along with a few of them. I always disliked them for being inconsiderate, and I rejected them all because of personality incompatibility. I found that I couldn't take care of myself without him. He spoiled me to the point where no one else could stand my temper, and I couldn't look down on others. Then I called him, and we got married a month later, with the same care. He is changing the baby's diaper now.
2. My mother asked someone to find a mobile customer service job. The interview went very smoothly, and the other party also liked me very much. Finally, the examiner said to me: You are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can notify you. You go to work. Me:131. . . . Examiner: Go out, next one
3. There was a radio program, a song request type. One day, the host received a call from a prisoner serving his sentence. He said : "I have a very good friend who was released from prison today. I am very happy for him. I ordered a song for him today, and the peach blossoms are blooming. I hope he can have peach blossoms in the future. The host is very I was so moved that I ordered this song for him. When the first line of the song came out, the audience went crazy!
4. When I saw my ex-girlfriend at the checkout, I was surprised and said: " Why did you make up lies and leave me in the first place? Where is your tall, rich and handsome man? Ex-girlfriend: "Don't disturb my work, okay?" How did I lie to you? Didn’t I say that before I left? I don't have to do anything with him, I just collect money..."
5. My brother-in-law came home drunk at night. My sister was angry, but she couldn't get angry at the drunk man, so she put on lipstick on herself. She kissed her sleeping husband several times on his neck and face. When my brother-in-law woke up the next day, my sister started arguing with him and asked him where he had been fooling around yesterday. Her mother-in-law came to break up the fight and saw the lipstick marks on her son's face. , it was just a slap in the face. In the following days, my brother-in-law was trying to remember what he did that night
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