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What's the experience of having a relative studying law?

My brother is studying law in China University of Political Science and Law. He once shared his feelings with me. The first is that you will feel caught. This feeling was obvious in my freshman year. I ended my three years in high school, thinking that everything would be fine in college and I could enjoy my life to the fullest. However, you find that everyone is shuttling between the teaching buildings, and no one is accompanying you to enjoy life.

The classes in the first semester of freshman are all implanted, which means that the classes in a class are the same. If you choose not to attend classes, sleep in the dormitory, play games and play basketball in the Internet cafe, you will feel abandoned by the world, you will fail at the end of the semester, and you will have a premonition that you will not graduate, because all your classmates are attending classes.

So I can only sit quietly in the classroom, which is the feeling of being trapped. With the growth of grade, this feeling of being trapped will become the motivation to take a seat in the classroom for review at the end of the term, and will become the perseverance to sweat profusely on the playground. ......

There is a creature called Xueba, which is found in universities all over the country, including Fada. They like reading, and learning can bring them physical pleasure such as playing ball, playing games, chasing plays and eating delicious food. In a case class of criminal procedure law in junior year, I was sleepy in my seat. Suddenly the teacher asked questions, and I quickly pretended as if nothing had happened. At this time, my eyes should not be too evasive. The teacher will wake you up to answer because you don't seem to be listening.

You can't be too determined. The teacher will ask you to come up and answer because you have a plan in mind. Moderation is the way to save your life. The teacher finally opened a buddy in front of me on the right. I was relieved, but I was ready for a joke, because I saw my buddy just brushing Weibo.

Who knows that guy put down his cell phone and started talking about Kan Kan, from natural law to positivism, from litigiousism to authoritarianism. I was dumbfounded. Then the teacher praised him and sat down to continue playing with his mobile phone. I doubt whether I have the same level of intelligence as these people around me. This is the feeling of oppression.

There is a sense of gain. This sense of acquisition is not only intellectual, but also the so-called "dry goods". In today's society, the pursuit of efficiency, time is money, and everyone wants to acquire the most practical knowledge with the fastest speed. In Fada, there are some "wet goods" that make people feel gained. The school has various forum activities, and many industry scholars and experts will be invited to give lectures. The "wet goods" heard from these lectures are spirit, way of thinking, attitude towards life and pattern of life.