Ten humorous jokes, regardless of length.

0 1 Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento.

During the 10-year Anti-Japanese War in 2002, Xiaoming was so hungry that he made jiaozi with human flesh for breakfast. When he got to school, he opened his lunch box and found that jiaozi was missing two. He closed the lunch box, opened it again, and two were missing ... In this way, Jiao Zi finally disappeared, and Xiao Ming was afraid. Where is jiaozi?

A: jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box.

During the 10-year Anti-Japanese War in 2003, people lived in poverty, but Wang Xiaoming lived a life of food and clothing. Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.

Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor. Why nothing?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.

Wang Xiaoming was once again thrown from the 13 floor. Why?

A: Because there is no14th floor.

An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why did he come back safely?

Because Xiaoming is a camel.

Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert. Why didn't he go back this time?

A: Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died.

Another adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert and never came back. Why?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a bento.

Xiaoming has disappeared, and no one can find him. Why?

Because Xiaoming was left in the desert.

10 Later, people learned that Xiao Ming was left in the desert, but only the lunch box was found in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found. Why?

A: Because they don't know Xiao Ming is a lunch box.