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What wonderful blind date experiences have you had?
A few years ago, my parents were anxious for a blind date and wanted me to find someone to accompany them quickly. I think being idle is also idle, so try it. My parents were so quick that they arranged a blind date immediately. But knowing about the situation is always a little reluctant ~ forget it, let's go. That day, I made an appointment with that girl to meet alone in a western restaurant. Although I didn't want to, I arrived early to show my gentlemanly demeanor and not let my parents lose face, waiting for each other's arrival. When the other party comes, the feeling of familiarity, excitement and joy comes from instinct. Suddenly I feel that the whole world is so beautiful. This is the goddess I secretly loved for a long time in the first unit! I have been afraid to confess. We talked late that night, as if it were a dream. That night I went to my good brother excitedly, but he saw why I was so depressed and still drinking. I don't understand what this is all about. I am sad to say: before the blind date, my parents told me that this girl had plastic surgery and looked at the previous photos! Old sows are better than her!
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