Two jokes, bosom friend monkey.

1. On duty in the company last night, Sister Wang bought a crutch. Several of our colleagues each chewed for half a day. After eating, I was so tired that I said with emotion, "I really can't now." I can chew a cane by myself! " . Sister Wang said, "The oral work has degenerated ..." I thought it made sense, so I gave a "hmm", but I didn't expect my colleagues to give out evil laughter. ...

We fell in love when we were young, and our thoughts were conservative. At most, we just walked that road hand in hand. I remember that it was a summer when my wife and I just met. In the evening, I ate dinner outside and sent her home. I passed a small forest. I got up the courage to pull my wife in and began to touch her ... We touched her in the Woods for less than half an hour ... and I touched two cicadas with full pockets!