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Look at the picture and write a composition: life span? Who are you? About 600 to 650 words.

(1) Who are you compared to your life span?

I saw an oil painting today: at the seaside, there were two turtles, a black turtle, which just happened to be a big wave and climbed up. There is also a kind of "white turtle", which is made of garbage, foam boxes, plastic forks for feet and plastic spoons for heads. A fake turtle is still talking to a real turtle: "How old are you than your life?"

I found this painting a little funny. A plastic turtle will say, "How old are you compared with your life?" However, what is more important is the meaning of this sentence, which means that plastic disposable articles are not easy to rot, and it will take decades in the soil, not to mention in the vast sea. How can a tortoise have such a long life? The author uses this abstract painting to satirize people who throw plastic disposable goods everywhere, because putting these things in the sea will not only affect the appearance of the sea, but you can't like to see these white "monsters" in the clean sea, can you? It will also destroy the environment and change resources.

If you go sightseeing in the sea by boat, you will often see white "monsters", which are the chief culprit in destroying the environment. If you light them, they will also destroy the atmosphere, make black holes bigger and bigger, and make Mother Earth smoggy, so plastic products are harmful to resources and the environment. But some selfish, for the sake of future generations, I appeal to people: boycott disposable goods. For a better tomorrow for the earth, I hope those people who throw disposable articles everywhere will stop, because you are giving yourself a hard time with these things.

(2) The tortoise's birthday is 100, and today is his centenary birthday. In the afternoon, Shoushou climbed the breezy shore before the birthday party. He looked up at the sun. "Well, this kind of sunshine is just right. More sun exposure is good for longevity! " Shoushou recited his secret of keeping in good health, lying on the beach warmed by the sun, enjoying the sunshine and sea breeze. "How comfortable!" As he thought, he buried himself deeper. The whirring sound of the sea breeze and the swishing sound of the waves intertwined, playing a "lullaby" for Shoushou, who soon fell asleep. ...

At dusk, Shoushou finally woke up. He stretched out his head and claws lazily, rubbed his sleepy eyes and looked at the sky. "Oh, I slept until dusk! Really old! " Shoushou muttered and moved his body. When he stretched, he found a "white turtle" that he had never seen before. "Hey? Who's that? How come I don't know anyone? " His curiosity was aroused. Although he is one hundred years old, he is also an "old urchin". Ignoring the majesty of his elders, he climbed straight over and asked "White Turtle": "Who are you?" "White Turtle" looked up and said proudly, "I am made up of disposable plastic lunch boxes, spoons and forks produced by human beings. My life can be long! " "Long can't be infinite! The life span of our turtles is amazing! " Shoushou said confidently. "Our life span is infinite, because no one dares to let me die:" I will be buried in the soil for two hundred years to degrade, and it will also destroy the soil structure; When burning, it will produce harmful gases and pollute the atmosphere; If animals swallow me, they will die! Even the human who created me can't help me! Specific life? Who are you? Ha ha! Joke, big joke! " "White Turtle" proudly said, "Maybe, in the future, this will be our world! Ha ha ha ... ""Huh? ……"

In recent years, people's voice for honesty has become stronger and stronger. This may not be because the record of honesty of ancient people in China is much better than it is now, but because people's sense of honesty is gradually awakening. It's like a cake. Earlier, there was actually no cake in front of us. Everyone was in harmony and there was nothing to argue about. Now we live in an era where there is probably a cake for everyone to share, but the cake is not big enough to guarantee that everyone can get a piece of it. Moreover, there are no particularly clear and credible rules for sharing cakes. As a result, all beings are fighting with each other and even deceiving each other. There are naturally fewer cakes for others. At this time, people's call for honesty is the most urgent. With the gradual prosperity of society, cakes have become bigger, the rules of cake sharing have been clarified, and social integrity will be much better. Therefore, the people of China are so eager to call for honesty, not retrogression, but we are climbing the slope.

In ancient times, when Du Fu said that "there are tens of millions of spacious buildings, all the poor people in the world are happy", he was very miserable as a member of the poor. When Bai Juyi sang "He who doesn't know the cold should be warm, so don't make people wear lichens", I believe that he is sincere although he is an official. Because we were once too poor, honesty may always be a luxury in our dreams.

Now that China is getting richer, the problem of honesty suddenly appears. Almost all kinds of dishonest enterprises and individuals are around us, and all kinds of imaginative deception, such as putting some washing powder in steamed bread; Feed some lean meat or more water to the pigs; Feeding some birth control pills to turtles and eels is amazing. False advertisements, products and profits of various enterprises emerge in an endless stream, so that some people initiate the search for respectable listed companies in China stock market. Why is there a sudden lack of honesty, and we call for honesty so urgently? This article is from rszh.net.

At present, people's desire for honesty is actually prescient. If we still have nothing, we still have to strive for private practice, then our consciousness of respecting life, property and freedom will still fall asleep. It is precisely the 20 years of reform and opening up that have awakened people's sleeping consciousness. When we wake up, we are in an era when the cake is not big enough, so there are all kinds of dishonest disputes. In fact, behind it, it is just a profit! But this is still progress rather than retrogression. We often say that the United States is stupid when its citizens are honest, but Americans were not so honest a hundred years ago. In the past, it was almost common for toilet paper, tea cups and even towels to disappear from American motels. After the material wealth is abundant, there are fewer such things as stealing small wealth. The same is true in many places in China, such as Jinjiang, Fujian, Wenzhou, Zhejiang and so on. Their local products used to be synonymous with counterfeiting, but now the local economy and the rule of law have developed to a certain stage, and they themselves have to pay attention to honesty, which is very different from Amon in the Wu Dynasty. This is probably what we call eating and wearing warm clothes before we know honor and disgrace, and then we know etiquette!