Grateful teacher's sketch (shorter

Synopsis: It happened at a gathering of classmates and teachers on Teachers' Day.

Siyan: Is this the Zen Mountain Restaurant?

Monitor: Sorry! Sir, it's closed today. Four eyes: closed? What's with the delicious food (turntable)

Monitor: Well, today is the tenth anniversary of Teachers' Day. Students who graduated from our primary school class will hold a party here.

Please forgive me for inviting the teacher to celebrate the festival, so I will suspend business for one day! Hey ... sir! What are you?

What do you do?

Four eyes: so sweet! (Picking up grapes to eat)

Monitor: Hey ... Please show some respect.

Four eyes: What do you say (everyone is face to face)?

Monitor: Oh, four-eyed boy!

Four eyes: big monitor!

Lin Hai: (gets up) Big monitor!

Guangzai: Look who he is.

Monitor: Xiaohui! Wow; Gee ... what a beautiful day today.

Lin Hai: I just had double eyelids, huh? ...

Hirozai: Hey! Monitor, except Wang Ming, all 54 students in this class have contacted. Look! I'm in contact

This thing, this hair has lost a few hairs.

Monitor: Hey! Students! I'll find the teacher! (All) Good!

Wang Ming: (I) Is this Lili Restaurant? Hey! No business today?

Wang Ming: Comrade! Excuse me, is this the meeting place for the graduating classes of the seventh primary school and the fourth primary school?

W: Yes, you are. ...

Woman: Who is it?

Wang Ming: I'm Wang Ming.

Ah, Wang Ming!

Wang Ming: Who are you?

Xiaohui: What about me, Xiaohui!

Wang Ming: Who are you?

Bald head: Go! (Playing tricks) (Playing with three people)

Wang Ming: Bald head!

Monitor: (on) Hey! The teacher is here ... (boos)

Everybody: Hello, teacher! Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Hello, dear students! I don't recognize it. (Laughter)

Wang Ming: Teacher, your hair is so white!

Teacher: Oh, dear! People who are almost seventy years old, can their hair not be white? Who are you?

Wang Ming: I'm Wang Ming.

Teacher: Wang Ming? Ah! You copied your homework all night, Wang Ming. I criticized you at that time, but you were not convinced and wrote it on the blackboard.

The Wang Ming who cursed me.

Wang Ming: Yes! Yes! It's me, teacher. You remember me.

Bald head: Teacher, sit down. No matter how old cadres are, they should stand in front of the teacher.

Everyone: Yes! ! (two people sit down).

Lin Hai: Hey! The revolutionary masses are here and the leaders are here.

Bald head: Teacher, let me introduce you one by one. Yang Li, this is the general manager of our Lili restaurant, and our classmates get together.

The sponsor of the meeting.

Teacher: Yang Li, you are still so organized and infectious. I remember that time, I made him monitor, and you

Children always call me eccentric behind my back! !

Bald: He is Luo Jun, and now he is the general manager of pirated audio-visual publishing house.

Teacher: Luo Jun? Ah! The appearance has not changed much. What impressed me most was your eyes. I was pregnant during the class.

I suspect you are dozing off!

Four eyes: Why! Teacher!

Teacher: Because your eyes are open and closed, it's all like this!

Four eyes: teacher! This is my family photo, this is my child and this is my daughter-in-law.

Teacher: Eyes don't suit you!

Bald head: Teacher, his name is Lin Hai!

Lin Hai: OK, teacher!

Teacher: Ah! You are so strong. At that time, you were the most naughty in the class. You always run around during the 10 minute break.

I asked your parents a lot about this.

Lin Hai: I was not sensible at that time!

Xiaohui: Lin Hai, do you still remember when you said I told on you?

Lin Hai: I said you turned me in, Yang Sanjie. We sit at the same table. You drew a line, and I crossed the line a little. you

Just tell the teacher that I am a hooligan ... actually, she is a little girl. How can I know how to be a rogue?

Xiaohui: Then I'll hit you.

Lin Hai: You hit me at that time. Now you should be careful. You lent me an eraser, but you still don't return it?

Teacher: Lin Hai! What job are you doing now!

Lin Hai: Report to the teacher! Do a little business and build a building.

Bald head: Hey! Now he is the chairman.

Bald head: Teacher, she is Xiaohui.

Xiaohui: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: Ah, the singer is good, the singer is good, but she sang well when she was a child. That year, our class took part in a singing contest.

The lead singer is Xiaohui. Do you remember?

Four eyes: I remember. We also won the first place.

Everyone: Yes, yes, yes!

Xiaohui: (singing) The moon is floating in the evening breeze ... (Everyone sings) We are sitting next to a high mound and listening to my mother.

In the past ... (Xiaohui cried ...)

Teacher: Xiaohui cried again when she was a child. Oh, dear! Xiaohui, why are you so sad (Wang Ming introduced,

Blocked by a bald head)

Bald head: Slow down, first come, first served. What about me? Engaged in intermediary information services, matchmaking for lovers, making money!

Teacher: No wonder you know everyone's situation.

Bald head: That's not true! I have a contact map here, which records the work unit, home address and telephone number of the whole class.

I read the number to the teacher: Sun Xiaofeng, engineer of construction company, tel: 3375782; Liu is a doctor in the province.

Hospital doctor, tel: 3371567; Zhangyan, chairman of Tongyihua Hotel, office phone number:

33709 14, midnight call: 67 17568, after the connection, the prompt tone is: miss, please put Mr. Adam on the phone.

W: What a mess.

Teacher: Today.

You are familiar with this phone number. You are really an information worker.

Bald head: Teacher, I am a late bloomer. Hey! Wang Ming just doesn't have your phone number and home address in this book. You can write it later.

To the teacher.

Teacher: Write down your phone number and home address, Wang Ming. (Everyone is busy again)

Monitor: Everybody stand up! Are you here for Teacher's Day or for business?

Woman: No, sir.

Sorry, we are in the middle of business.

Teacher: That's all right. You are all busy people. Let's talk!

Monitor: Boys and girls, this reunion of old classmates was strongly supported by the whole class, but I was not present because of my busy work.

The students who arrived here wrote and called one after another, asking me to convey holiday greetings to the teacher on their behalf (applause).

Siyan: Teacher, I bought 1 a talking bird for 300 yuan. He will say hello, teacher! Say it! Say it!

Lin Hai: Hum! Hua 300 yuan bought a mute (laughs)

Four eyes: teacher, close your eyes first. (speaking for himself) Hello, teacher! (Laughter ...)

Teacher: Gee, it cost so much money.

Four eyes: Never mind! It doesn't matter!

Lin Hai: Teacher, I remember that the clothes you wore in those years were blue except gray. Now that the students will earn money, I will buy it for you.

A gorgeous dress of the famous Mona Lisa.

Teacher: Thank you. How much did you spend?

Lin Hai: Thousands of dollars. This is a piece of cake. Please accept it.

Xiaohui: Hey-gentlemen! Ladies!

Q: What's the matter with you?

Xiaohui: Dear teachers and classmates, lofty feelings are nothing more than sincere friendship and the best gift for teachers.

Nothing is better than students' excellent grades. Therefore, my gift to my teacher was recorded by a pirate band.

Singing topic: Please come with me on the thief boat!

Bald head: Hey ... I propose a toast to celebrate Teachers' Day and to the health and longevity of our teachers! (Everyone raises their glasses)

Teacher: You have grown up and developed. Students, you are very busy. You are here to celebrate the festival for me, which shows that you have not forgotten.

Remember the teacher, I am very, very grateful, and I am even more grateful to see that you are all successful in your posts.

I feel comforted, but besides this gratitude, I also feel a little regret. Just now, I looked at this carefully.

Zhang contact map, I found a problem, classmates, there are 54 students in our class, why not one?

Are you engaged in education?

Wang Ming: Teacher! I didn't expect you to have this idea, so I didn't dare to write the address on the contact map just now.

Write down your occupation.

Teacher: Why?

Wang Ming: I have been a private teacher in this remote mountain city for ten years!

Teacher: Yes!

Wang Ming: In order to come out to see you this time, I asked the students for three days off. When they heard that I was going to see the teacher,

They all asked me to pay tribute to you on their behalf. As for me, I didn't bring you any gifts. This is 20 years.

Before, I scolded you for writing on the blackboard. Later, I wrote a critical letter with your comments. What did you write?

When to truly realize that a teacher is good, and when I give you a review, teacher, I will give you this self-criticism.

You brought it.

Teacher: Wang Ming! Wang Ming! Thank you, teacher. Thank you!

Q: Wine? Where is the wine? Here it is!

Monitor: Students raise their glasses to the teacher!

Wang Ming: No! For all teachers!

Everyone: Yes! All teachers, cheers!