Feng Gong’s sketch about paying back money

First of all, I wish that my friends’ careers will be as bright as the China Pavilion at the World Expo. I wish that my friends’ days will be as bright as the Olympic torch.

I wish that my friends’ living standards will be as bright as Chang'e 2 is so high that I wish my friends that the money in their wallets is as bulging as my wife's belly

This belly makes me happy just to look at it, even though it is not mine. Make it clear, what is not yours?

By the way, I didn’t make it clear, friends, this is not a child, it’s a big leather bag I picked up while sweeping the street yesterday~

That’s my father-in-law’s pension money. A whole hundred thousand yuan. This is 100,000 yuan. How many instant noodles do you have to buy? Don’t just buy instant noodles. We are all new Beijingers.

You don’t know how to buy some pickled mustard.

Give the money back to others. Don’t pay it back! I called based on my business card and they didn't come to pick it up.

She didn’t let him. Can I let it? If you can't get it done by going to your house, you can lure the snake out of its hole, lure the tiger away from the mountain, beat the dog behind closed doors, fish in troubled waters, and catch turtles in the jar. Just wait. You

What kind of animal is your husband?

No animals are allowed to go. Then I want to deliver it to your house in person, why don’t you agree? Can I agree? You come to our house. I'm often not at home. My wife is so beautiful. You go? . . . Yes or no? What it wasn't, so we set up a middle ground joint at Millennium Monument.

Come on, what are you doing here? Is it okay if I carry it? Come over here and pay attention. You are carrying

I am walking in front of you in this turtle shell, and you are following behind. How will the community react? Ah, trendy sister Fang Guanghui. While others are walking their dogs, she is walking their turtles! You better keep it.

I feel uncomfortable carrying it. You're still enjoying yourself. If I didn't give up my seat to you on the bus just now, thieves wouldn't dare to attack you. That is, if he takes action, it will not only be an economic issue, but also a style issue. Ah, by the way, I heard that behind economic problems are also style problems. Alas, here we are

Why haven't they come yet? I scheduled a meeting at 4 o'clock, but it's already 5 o'clock. You don't allow people to be stuck in traffic. If we hadn't come out at noon, would we be able to get to the TV station now? Understand

Long live it. Here we are, followed by a red-haired man, probably a bodyguard.

Oh, come on, why are you always following me? Nonsense, you have a bun and you blame the dog for following you? Bah, right code. Far up the Hanshan Mountain, the stone path is inclined (xia sound),

The stone path is inclined (xia). Ouch, are you sour or not? You are still looking at Xiaxia, Xiaxia.

Deep in the white clouds, he and I, we thought a prince would meet a princess, but instead it was a dinosaur meeting a frog, when will the bright moon come, look up and ask yourself how sad you can be, just like a pot of Erguotou.

Dad. Variety wrong column. That's right, he calls him dad when he sees money. My dear dad~ My father relies on his pension, my mother’s social security, and my son’s college entrance examination. The whole family relies on him to feed and clothe me. If I lose it, my father can’t provide for the elderly, my mother can’t receive social security, and my son can’t take my college entrance examination. The whole family can’t have enough food and clothing, but I have to be greedy like a cow. Get up early and get more.

Run quickly. What you eat is good milk and what you milk is grass.

Brother, don’t worry~ For your father’s retirement, Mom relies on him for social security, her son relies on him to take the college entrance examination, and the whole family relies on him for food and clothing. Because you are not greedy like a cow, you get up early to eat milk and squeeze grass. I really can't pay back the 100,000.

Why can't I change it? I have to ask. Where did you lose this hundred thousand yuan? Where did you pick it up? I'll pick up what you lost.

Where did you pick up what I lost? So I picked it up first? I lost it later. Then it's not yours.

It’s mine~! It's yours, so don't stare. A harmonious society is all about calmness.

You give me a chance. Am I afraid of you if you stare at me? Let me tell you that I am a talented person in today's martial arts world. Then I am a genius in today’s martial arts world. Your genius is just two more talents than mine.

You don’t even know what I am doing. Hey, hey, this bear is rubbing against the tree. Hi, this is an action. In the industry, it’s called holding the moon in one’s arms. Hi, what’s the name in the industry?

Hold for another month. Why is it always a monthly subscription? It's time for you to keep holding her.

Who are you, this woman, when you can talk? This is my security guard. Why is the security guard wearing yellow clothes? Royal security. You security guard has such a big belly

. This is a greeting from the Huang family. It’s so delicious. When will your child be born? Just gave birth in August. Why did you get pregnant again just after giving birth?

We are twins. Why aren't twins born together? There aren't any good programs in August. I'm just waiting to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Do you care?

At first glance, they don’t mean the same thing. Well, I can't tell whose child this child belongs to. If you say it correctly, it's yours. Don't look over there. Do you dare to guess? You have to guess exactly what is here

. The 100,000 yuan here is yours. Are you a fool? Haha, do you even need to guess? This is the son. I am a second fool, but I am lucky that I

met a big fool. Let's go. Alas, I can’t leave. My husband fell off. The child fell. I didn’t mean to do it. Send me to the hospital quickly to save the child.

What kind of child should I protect? Are your kids like this? Alas, this is my lost bag. That bag is really mine. How can it be proved? What's in here? One hundred thousand

dollars. What else? A business card. besides. A photo of a beautiful girl. Wife, take off. What does this girl look like? Yellow hair

. That's all in the past, it's all over. make life difficult for. It's past. make life difficult for. I knew he was not a good person, her virtue. Isn’t this me?

Look. A virtue.

How do you keep the money in your pocket? That's right, really. This is 100,000 yuan. If we lose it, how many years will it take us to pay it back? We left at noon. We were worried about expensive taxis and worried about losing the bus. Only when we carry it in our arms can we be at ease. This is called a top-secret escort!

Fortunately, you have never thought of us since you answered the phone, let alone regarded us as good people. Do we look like bad people based on our image? Do we look alike? Not really... I

have lived for most of my life without any privacy in my heart. My colleagues all said it was a waste of a sneaky face. We are cleaners, but we don’t take advantage of others

Every penny we get is clean money swept out by a broom. Okay, there should be applause here.

You are really good people, good people who hide themselves deeply. Are we the only good people? Aren't all those applauding good people? Count the money in front of good people.

No need to count, you are not only the beauticians of the city, but also the beauticians of the soul.

It doesn’t matter whether we are beautiful or not, you still look good with your yellow hair. Hongmaohao. This is a run on Chang'an Street. The Olympic torch is being passed again.

My husband has already picked up 100,000 yuan, why won’t she give us 5,000 yuan?

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