Crosstalk at the primary school graduation party

A: I will tell you a cross talk today! Oh, grandma asked, you are good enough to talk cross talk alone! "How can I say it alone? Of course it's two people, but my partner is never on time ... You see, we agreed to perform at 9 o'clock, and it's already 8: 60, and we haven't seen a ghost yet.

Say what? Isn't that punctual? Look, it's only 9 o'clock!

Then can't you come earlier? Yo, I just found you ... What's wrong with you?

Forget it, it's all those broken English!

A: What's the matter? What's going on here? Come on, tell me!

B: well, the teacher in our class said! China has joined the WTO, Beijing has successfully applied for the Olympic Games, and the construction of Dongyangkou Port has also started. Pupils in northern Henan cannot go to junior high school without learning English.

A: Not bad. By the way, has your teacher learned cross talk? Quite smooth! Having said that, learning English is a good thing!

B: it's a good thing! That's me.-back!

What happened to your back?

B: I've had all the bad luck!

Oh, tell everyone!

What do you mean?

A: What's the matter?

B: I'm so unlucky, do you still want me to talk, or are you a buddy? Aren't you trying to fool me?

Oh, you misunderstood. I definitely didn't mean that!

B: Then what do you mean?

A: Let me ask you something!

B: Ask what? Say it!

Let me ask you something. Are these unlucky things your own?

B: Nonsense! Is there anyone else to replace the bad luck?

A: No, I just want you to encounter these unfortunate things again, okay?

You deliberately hurt me! I am like this. How can you pay me back? ......

A: We just want to know that we are afraid to be like you in the future. Do you want our audience friends to be as unlucky as you?

B: Of course not!

A: Why?

B: If everything is like this, who can clap for me?

Hey, wait for me here? Forget it, don't say much, just say it!

Ok, I ... this child has been admitted!

A: Hehe! You know, it's not stupid.

B: Nonsense, you are the fool. Today I will give up this old face and tell everyone!

A: Good! Let's drum together!

By the way, this is the first day of English class!

A: What's the matter?

My brother and sister are dead!

A: Ah! Don't scare people!

Who scared you? Our teacher said it was in black and white. I want to show it to my father!

Oh, then tell me what happened!

There are two dialogues in the first lesson.

Good morning, boys and girls!

Good morning! Miss Bai!

A: These two sentences mean good morning, children! Good morning, Miss Bai!

B: I can't remember the pronunciation of the words girl and miss!

A: If you can't remember, you have to practice again and again!

I have an idea!

A: What way!

B: English words plus Chinese translation! Hey, this is interesting. ..

A: Hey, hey, hey, that won't do.

B: Is there anything wrong with that?

It's not good for your future English study!

I don't care so much. Let's talk about it when we learn English later! In addition,

I remember all these translations!

Oh, how do you translate it?

B: Girls, my brother is dead, miss, and my sister is dead.

A: I feel that your brother and sister were killed by you on the first day! It's so sad. When you go underground, they will definitely let the devil catch you. ...

B: Hey, what did you say? Forget it, I won't dispute with you. Let me tell the audience first. After this class, I will blow my invention patents all over the classroom! I didn't expect the teacher to catch me!

A: This is terrible!

B: That's right. When the teacher saw it, his face was crooked. He punished me for copying 100 times, making my white and tender hands almost swollen like pig's feet!

A: I said how you want to eat pig's trotters at first sight!

However, I have learned from my mistakes!

A: Oh, there is no translation!

B: Fuck you, why don't you translate? You don't know what I mean. I mean: I don't translate on paper, I translate in my heart! I think we are white ... (turning to A) Is Miss White here today?

A: No!

B: I'll see how Miss Bai punishes me!

A: Well, you deserve it, even if Mr. Bai is here!

B: I haven't studied for a week! My whole family, including me, was completely translated by me! What a spectacular death!

A: Ah, how did they all die!

B: Alas! Don't mention it, grandpa died on Yes, grandma died on Nice, dad died on the bus, mom died on Must, my brother died on a girl, my sister died on a jeep, I died on Was, my cat died on Mouse, my dog died on Goes, and finally they all died after learning Does, and the whole family died after learning school.

A: I'll translate it for you to see how his family died. Listen carefully: his grandfather died well, his grandmother died well, his father died on the bus, his mother died properly, his brother died on the girl, his sister died on the jeep, and he died himself. Then his cat died on the mouse and a dog died. Learning to be excellent is an official, and coming back from the dead.

B: Fuck you! On Friday, the teacher asked me to take my English exam results home!

How many points did you get?

B: 100 points!

A: Oh, you did well in the exam (patted B on the shoulder)!

B: That's right. (Clapping A's hand) I brought back four papers at once, adding up to *** 100!

A: 25 points on average!

B: My dad saw it and scolded me for a long time.

A: You should be scolded! Is there anyone who learns English like you!

B: Dad was afraid that I was malnourished, so he added a dish to me in the evening. The soles were braised in little ass! I am completely disillusioned!

A: Well, correcting mistakes is still a good boy!

I just study, study hard, study hard, study hard and sleep every day. ...

A: Wait, how did you learn to sleep?

B: Stupid! Dream, sleep and study!

Oh, I see.

B: You got a paper 100!

A: Yes, great progress! Worthy of praise!

B: if you study well, you will suffer!

A: How did you suffer when you studied well?

Do you remember my big neighbor next door?

A: Yes! That's what China said (learn to stutter)!

B: This dog with developed limbs and stuttering mouth hit me! .

Why did he hit you?

Isn't he in grade one?

A: Yes!

B: Isn't there English in the first grade?

A: English is a compulsory course for senior one!

B: If you think he can't learn China well, English must be a word.

A: What?

B: Not good!

Does his poor English bother you?

Well, just last weekend! I don't know which teacher assigned a paper that was all translated from English into Chinese. It's killing me

A: It's no problem to assign some homework on weekends!

B: He's fine. I am in trouble!

A: What's the matter?

B: He asked me to ask questions!

Did you teach it?

B: That's his size, my figure! I dare not teach him.

A: Isn't that great? People are not shy about asking questions.

B: Damn it, damn it, the teacher who wrote the paper.

A: What's the matter?

B: That topic is fatal!

Oh, what a terrible way!

I can't do it alone. Let's cooperate. I'll play two dog, and you play me.

A: OK!

You are watching TV. I have a document to ask you a question. You can answer while watching TV!

A: OK!

B: Little donkey!

A: Well, what are these names? None of them are nice.

B: I'll ... I'll ask you two ... two questions. What do you mean "I don't know"?

A: I don't know.

Don't ... stop watching TV. How could you ... How could you ... I don't know!

A: No! I don't know! !

B: Talk back ... Shut up! ! ! ! (slap)

What do you mean "I know"? You ... you should ... you should know.

Yes, I know.

B: I ... I know you know ... know, know ... know ... just say it.

It means "I know"

Picky ... and you? Just packing ... it's light, isn't it? Do you still want to get beat up?

A: I know!

I know ... I know you still won't say it! ! Don't understand ... no ... don't pretend to understand! (Another beating) You ... You give me a little ... Be careful, or you will learn English well! Who ... who puts on airs, and then asks you the last one, saying ... I can't say it, I ... I will punish you, "I know but I don't want to tell you." What do you mean?

I know, but I just don't want to tell you!

B: As soon as I listen to this topic, can I translate it? I picked up a pillow and hit it on my head for more than 30 times, hit the wall with my head for more than 40 times and slapped my mouth with my hands for more than 50 times. I asked him, I won't. Are you satisfied?

A: Wait a minute. You hit the wall more than forty times. Can you stand it?

B: Stupid, I put a pillow on it, otherwise I would still be here!

Oh, is he satisfied?

B: I'm leaving at last. You'll ask me soon.

"I didn't hear anything, Ripert. It is ... it is ... that's what it means. "

A: "I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again. "

I didn't hear anything, Ripert.

A: I didn't catch that. Say it again.

B: As soon as my voice dropped, I was stunned.

Finally, I asked: Give you one last chance ... Look it up in the dictionary ... What does this mean?

Answer: "Look it up in the dictionary."

B: I just said fist! Fists as big as sandbags rattled.

A: then you!

B: I quickly changed my mind: neighbors are best friends!

How dare you talk nonsense!

Dare I tell the truth? Besides, to be honest, I can't die. Oh!

A: Well, it seems that you are unlucky enough. My condolences to you!

Well, this nonsense really pissed him off. He said, you ... you.

It means ... it means birds. It's ... it's my teacher K.

A meal. That's it, another meal. .......

A: Oh, I was beaten dozens of times back and forth. You are lucky to be alive.

Let's go, it's getting late. I should go to the hospital to change my dressing, or it will be another K. ...

A: Huh? Why?

That doctor hates his patients being late for treatment. I heard that dozens of people have been killed!

A: Then you should go. If you can't get another meal, you won't be so lucky. .......

Ok, bye, here you are!

A: What?

Uncle dog, are you there?

A: Huh? Where can he learn feelings?