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Chu Xu dares to play hardball with Ma Chao. Why didn't he provoke Guan Yu and Zhang Fei?
I know, this question is malicious! Because anyone who has seen the Romance of the Three Kingdoms knows that my worst defeat in World War I was beaten by Zhang Fei after drinking.
But does it matter?
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are awesome. Why didn't they kill Lu Bu with big ears during the Hulao Pass War? Also, take a good look at Guan Yu. When Lu Bu was alive, Guan Yu kept a low profile. But when Lu Bu died, Guan Yu saw that everyone was a "best seller" and was crazy enough to go to heaven. So, I Chu Xu was shot and dismounted by Zhang Fei after drinking. What's the hype? Do you want to use this to deny me that Chu Xu's naked horse is super? Wake up!
Nothing is 45 degrees to the sky, and what is acid: life is not easy, and it is done and cherished. As we all know, there is no so-called special life for us warriors of the Three Kingdoms. We are all: to survive, we must rely on wisdom and luck!
Therefore, although I am fierce, I am not stupid! Think I'm full. Do I have to compete with Ma Chao? Take a good look at the romance of the Three Kingdoms. At that time, when Ma Chao saw Cao Cao's eyes pop out, he obviously came desperately.
After Yu Jin went up, he was beaten by Ma Chao and couldn't find the north. Zhang He hit a few times and ran away. He came back and said, Ma Chao is too fierce. I tried my best! He is full of nonsense. Who doesn't understand? Because he thinks Yu Jin lost. What do you want Yujin to think if he wins?
You know, Yujin has been with boss Cao for a long time, and they are confidants. Boss Cao watched the surrender and sent him to the forbidden military power. Zhang He and Zhu Ling are old colleagues and generals. Does he dare to appear more awesome than Yu Ban?
The so-called layman watches the excitement, and the expert watches the doorway? Look at Zhang Liao. It's usually so horizontal. Why have you been hiding? Which is Ma Chao, but these interests are better than Ma Chao! If you don't understand this, how can you mix the society and wander the rivers and lakes?
But when I saw Cao's face was ugly, I understood: at this moment, I can only try my best to find this face for Cao's boss. There is a simple reason.
First, I am the personal bodyguard of Boss Cao, and I don't have much conflict of interest with managers and supervisors such as Yujin, Zhang He and Zhang Liao. Second, I once had a private meeting with Cao Boss Ma Chao! As soon as I entered the tent, I saw that there was danger here. Ma Chao wanted to take the opportunity to kill Boss Cao. I just keep staring at Ma Chao. As a result, Ma Chao really found me and asked boss Cao: I heard that you have a tiger Hou, which is very awesome.
As soon as Boss Cao heard this, he knew Ma Chao was snooping, so he pointed at me and said, Here it is! Then this boasted that Chu Xu could kill wolves at the age of three, tigers at the age of five, a cow in his left hand, a cow in his right hand and a cow in his mouth at the age of eight ... and scared Ma Chao to roll his eyes.
But don't worry, boss Cao, who is the most boastful, didn't brag this time, which blew me up by three points! The so-called Ma Chao didn't dare to start work, but he was afraid and intimidated by my momentum. It's called taking a breath first.
Now that boss Cao has lost face, I'm a great man who dare not come back to make amends? If you still shrink your head and go back to Cao Lao, you dare to stew my Chu Xu as beef.
Now everyone knows why I, Chu Xu, and Ma Chao are fighting so hard! One is that he is a little afraid of me and overwhelmed by my momentum. The second is that things are forced here.
As for Zhang Fei? This ring-eyed thief on Dangyang Bridge is too scary. And even so brave Lu Bu, he dares to challenge-by the way, I know what level Lu Bu is. After playing with him for more than 20 rounds, I can't stand it. Thanks to boss Cao, he sent someone to support me, which saved my face.
So why should I challenge Zhang Fei desperately? One is that he is the third brother with big ears, and I am only Cao Cao's bodyguard. Second, Zhang Fei can't live without hard work. I follow boss Cao every day, and I can live well without effort. Why do people wearing shoes fight with barefoot people?
Therefore, I am not ashamed that Chu Xu lost to Zhang Fei. It's not that I can't beat him, but that there is no need and there is not so much interest. But before Tongguan, it is impossible not to buy things for Ma Chao, and there are too many interests involved!
Let's talk about Guan Yu again. This guy once ate with me in a pot-of course, he ate a small stove. Boss Cao likes him. What can you do? Don't say I'm Chu Xu, even Xia Houdun will eventually give Guan Yu face and let him go. Besides, Guan Yu's level is even scarier than Zhang Fei's. I saw what i saw.
I need more souls to anger Guan Yu. Of course, to put it bluntly, I am the bodyguard of boss Cao, not the general in charge. The so-called not in place, not for its politics. But anyway, isn't it a special interest relationship?
So are big ears, don't you believe it? When Da Er met Ma Chao, why did he have to send Zhang Fei instead of Zhao Yun? It's not that Zhao Yun can't compete with Zhang Fei, but what will happen once he wins Ma Chao? For such an appearance, if you were Liu Bei with big ears, who would you give it to? So you look at Zhao Yun and don't say a word, smart guy!
That's why we say that a real warrior must have wisdom! You know, there are many people in this world who are fiercer than you. If you don't understand the boss's mind and the weight of your opponent, you will be blind. That's not "fierce", but you will die! In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, there are many such examples.
Now, let's take a good look at my Chu Xu and have a big fight with Ma Chao. Although I haven't made any achievements since then, how many benefits have I gained? It seems that you are also ranked seventh in the list of the Three Kingdoms, after Zhang Fei. I am very satisfied with this ranking! So, at last, I remind you once again: whether you are a valiant soldier or a valiant soldier, you must have smart wisdom. Don't say, I haven't told you yet!
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