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How to send messages by knocking on the table

. . . . E Although there are many voice codes, if you need it, you can design it yourself. If you really need it, you can also read Morse code and at least play with some small things. If you are a student, the whole teacher is also very good. Haha, here is a brief explanation of how to use it

Morse code morse code consists of two basic signals and different intervals: the short dot signal "·", pronounced "Di"; The long signal "—" maintained for a certain period of time is read as "Da". Interval time: tick, 1t; tick, 3t; between ticks, 1t; between letters, 3t; between words, 5t.

Morse Code Comparison Table

A. _

B _. . .

C_. _.

D_. .

E.

F. . _.

G _ _.

H. . . .

I. .

J. _ _ _

K _. _

L. _. .

M _ _

N:——·

O:———— P:·——·

Q:—— ·—

R:·—·

S:···

T:—

U:··—

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V: ···—

W: ·——

X: —··—

Y: —·—— < /p>

Z:——··

Numerals

1:·————

2:··———— < /p>

3:···——

4:····——

5:·····

6: —····

7:——···

8:————··

9:————·

0:——————

1 ●—— Didi Da

2 ●●—— Didi Da

3 ●●●—— Didi Didi Didi

4 ●●●●— Didi Didi Didi

5 ●●●●● Didi Didi Didi

6 — ●●●● Da Didi Didi

7 ——●●● Da Da Didi Didi

8 —●● Da Didi Didi

9 — ● Da Di

0 — Da

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1. I love you (English ILU): You can type it into ●● ●-●● -●--

Applicable situation: If you find it difficult to say the words "I love you", you can catch your crush Press the ILU's Morse code with your partner or lover's hand, and he will surely smile sweetly at you. This is a great trick to please people.

2. Flash (SPLIT): Can be tapped into ●●● ●●--● ●●-●● ●● - Applicable situations: When you go to inappropriate situations and have the urge to do something, but are embarrassed to speak. Use Morse code to collude with close friends and find time to escape.

3. Save Life (SOS): You can type ●●● --- ●●●

Applicable situation: The most common way to save life is not to ask someone to save you! It is an expressive word spoken from the heart when encountering an unbearable situation. When eating at the same table, there is someone who makes you want to call for help. You can use Morse code to talk to others and express your inner anger.

I almost forgot to mention that if you see I love you (English ILU)●●/●_●●/●●_'s/ it represents a space or pause

The following is a A more classic Morse code joke

After the end of World War II, two retired signal soldiers decided to find a job in a company. There is a rigorous examination before recruitment. So they agreed to inform each other of important answers by tapping out the telegraph code on the table with a pencil.

The exam began. They had only knocked on a few questions using this method when they heard the invigilator knocking on the table. When they listened carefully, they saw that the proctor was saying: We are in the same army, and this trick you two played must come to an end.

The following is the address of my commonly used Morse code translator/morse.htm

OK I have finished what I wanted to say, I don’t know if ainiaiduo understands it

PS; If you really don’t understand, just call me and we will continue to explain in detail.