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Every episode of Lego's World Tour

Broadcast date: 20 13.02.25 (1)

Walking into Lake Manyala National Park, herds of zebras and African elephants are waiting for the arrival of Diego, Li Chunen and Jennifer Shum. Li Chunen shares how to shoot the best of zebras. After close contact with wild animals, Lego invited Li Chunen to cook "Fried Rice with Shanghai Eggs" to ease everyone's homesickness. The fragrance attracted Tanzanian chefs to taste it! Africa is not as backward as everyone thinks. Lai Ge admitted that this trip to Tanzania, staying in a five-star hotel, is really worthy of the name. Let me show you around Lai Ge's hotel room first to confirm! Having breakfast in the beautiful environment of the hotel, Lego couldn't help showing off in front of Jennifer Shum and the audience, listening to how Lego interpreted the word "dying" in English, and even taking an examination of Li Chunen, who was called a gifted scholar! Broadcast date: 2013.03.11(1)

While Diego and Jennifer Shum are enjoying in the hotel's five-star swimming pool, Li Chunen can't wait to see the animals on the prairie in Serengeti National Park. This morning, Li Chunen saw all kinds of animals foraging on the grassland. He also took many precious photos to share with Brother Lai and Xing Xian. At lunch time, the three of them enjoyed delicious food in nature. Li Chunen lamented that he seemed to be in a set, which was very beautiful, completely different from the imagined Africa. Holding his stomach, the most anticipated moment since he came to Africa finally appeared, that is, the great migration of animals that attracted worldwide attention. The scene was spectacular, but Jennifer Shum described this natural phenomenon as "going slow", which made Brother He Lai dumbfounded. What does this sentence mean? Broadcast date: 20 13.03. 12 (2)

After the English breakfast, Lai Ge continued to look for more animals. This time, he was lucky enough to see the scene of the East African lion's family, shouting "Rare!" ! In order to get closer to the local people, Lai Ge decided to have a friendly football match with the local people. Unexpectedly, during the competition, a group of migrating wildebeests suddenly came to cheer. This time, even Lai Ge, who is used to big scenes, was caught off guard. After the game, the trip to Africa came to an end. On the way to the airport, animals came to see the plane off one after another. After seeing the wildlife on land, Lego flew to the Bahamas to greet the marine animals. The Bahamas has a mild climate all year round and is a holiday resort with sunshine and beaches. Lai Ge personally dived into the clear Caribbean sea floor to share the quiet world of the sea floor with everyone. Broadcast date: 20 13.02.26 (2)

In this episode, Brother Lai leaves for Dubai to unveil the mystery of the Middle East. In addition to Li Chunen, Tao Jie, the first talented person in Xiangjiang, and Zhu Qianxue, the third runner-up of Hong Kong sister 20 12, were also included in this trip. It turns out that Xue Qian participated in the Hong Kong Sisters' Gala as early as 1995. Why did she wait until 20 12 to really run for office? Dubai always gives people the impression of luxurious life, but how can a trip with Lego only show you Dubai? Of course, he will bring you some unexpected surprises, so Lego chose to go to the suburbs of Dubai to feel the natural scenery in the Middle East and try the traditional sport in the Middle East: falcon training. After the exercise, try the special lunch made in Thailand again. Pork is not allowed in the local area, and duck breast is used instead of pig neck. Will Xue Qian, who likes Thai food, praise it? Broadcast date: 20 13.02.27 (3)

Italy is the birthplace of the Renaissance. In this episode, Diego strolled with talented scholar Tao Jie and saw at least three different styles of traditional architecture in Milan. Brother Lai is full of energy when he talks about horses. He wants to take him to the racecourse to meet two 3-year-old "ever-victorious generals" and test drive his carriage for the first time. Good wine doesn't have to be tasted in France. Brother Lai and he visited fully mechanized and non-handmade wineries first, and then went to traditional vineyards to see the power of natural resources. Some flowers will be planted in the vineyard, which is not only more beautiful, but also very useful! Old-fashioned wineries store many barrels with a history of 100 years. Brother Lai tasted the red wine in the barrel for the first time. Can this meet his high requirements? Broadcast date: 20 13.02.28 (4)

The meaning of traveling is to rest the body and mind. Lego and Tao Jie went to a small Italian village, strolled leisurely in the street, saw everything and felt the difference between cities and towns. How do you feel when they go to a century-old Italian restaurant to enjoy food, make cigars into juice and sprinkle them on pork chops? Two casual "young" friends then flew to London to find a place to meditate. They boarded the world's largest Ferris wheel, and the gray rain scene in London brought another atmosphere. Adele even took Tao Jie to Tangjia for Chinese food. Although it is a familiar food, it can also bring surprises! What's the special flavor of English roast pig compared with Chinese roast pig? Finally, I sent a "pig head batch" that looks like a birthday cake. What's in it? Broadcast date: 20 13.03.0 1 (5)

I made an appointment with Peng Jianxin, a master fisherman, ate a fish steak and tasted the delicious Shabalong dumplings, and decided to fly to Sabah to taste the local seafood for myself! Baked lobster with cheese is a common food in Hong Kong, but in Sandakan, you even use eggs with lobster. I wonder what's different in it? Jianzai even brought the unique dragon and tiger spots of Sandakan for Lai Ge to taste. Why did Brother Lai say it felt like biting Alan Tam? The market value of wild cave swallow is very expensive because it comes from a deep cave. Brother Lai and Jianzi went deep into the heart of Dongyan and witnessed the process of picking and processing bird's nest by the staff. After eating a rich seafood dinner, they stewed Dongyan with rock sugar as dessert, but they just kept adding it. Is bird's nest as fresh as the main course in Shanghai? Broadcast date: 20 13.03.04 (1)

After eating the extremely expensive top-class cave swallow, Lai Ge and Peng Jianxin began to look for a second target: seafood. The sword with superb fishing skills took Lai Ge out to sea to fish, but the original intention of the drunkard was not to drink. Brother Lai aims to reveal an interesting story about lobster in those days. In the evening, Jianzai took Lai Ge to the restaurant, and specially invited the kitchen to cook authentic seafood such as tiger shrimp and clam shrimp, so that Lai Ge enjoyed it. In addition to seafood, Lai Ge also took Jianzai to the local market in Malaysia and tasted authentic snacks, including black oil noodles, rice noodles mixed with pigs, and green orange water. Although the price is not as expensive as the bird's nest they ate before, they still eat it with their forefinger moving. This proves Lai Ge's "golden rule of eating", that is, you don't have to eat too much, the most important thing is to eat something special. Broadcast date: 20 13.03.05 (2)

The most luxurious journey of "Le Ge travels around the world" is about to start. Le Ge invited Kuang Meiyun, a beautiful woman, to accompany him and take a private jet to pick him up. As soon as I arrived in Shanghai, I went to the Fuehrer's Club to eat some Shanghai snacks. Later, a friend arranged to visit a mansion with a price as high as 200 million RMB. "Beauty" laughed and said that she would get it in the most traditional way, which made Brother Lai laugh. What does Brother Lai think? The night view of the Bund in Shanghai is comparable to Victoria Harbour in Hong Kong. They'd better sit by the sea and chat and enjoy the beautiful scenery. How to treat the "competition" between Shanghai and Hong Kong? Later, they even invited Khloe Chu and mainland actor Geng Changjun to enjoy high-class western food. Brother Lai said with a smile that this meal is an international gathering. Can all kinds of delicious food make them enjoy it? Broadcast date: 20 13.03.06 (3)

Shanghai has developed rapidly in recent years and become an internationally renowned metropolis. In order to entertain distinguished guests from all over the world, authentic Shanghai cuisine has also changed. Laige takes the guests to taste the new Shanghai cuisine, in which the double-flavored lobster and the signature braised pork are Cantonese dishes, which are full of creativity. Besides, Lego likes to eat roast duck, which is probably the most expensive in the world. The thin skin of roast duck with precious caviar costs thousands of dollars in one bite. Nevertheless, everyone shouted that it was worth it. As an international metropolis, hotels and transportation facilities should of course be top-notch. The hotel design that Lego stayed in this time is not only practical, but also full of wisdom. Every corner of the room reflects the designer's mind. At the same time, the Lai brothers and Kuang Meiyun even tried to take the latest and highest-tech private jet. In addition to the novel design, passengers can easily control every device in the plane with the remote control, which is an eye-opener for Lego, who often travels around the world by private jet. Broadcast date: 20 13.03.07 (4)

After leaving Shanghai, Brother Lai flew to Beijing with his old friend and ski instructor Alan Tam, visited the ski resort in China, and showed his skiing skills in front of guests Di Yida and Rainky. As soon as he arrived, Lai Ge took the brigade to the Mongolian yurt to taste the whole lamb feast. A little sheep with crispy skin and tender meat was completely destroyed by them in less than ten minutes. I don't know if Brother Lai caught a slight cold because of his long journey these days. In order to take good care of our health, Brother Lai and the headmaster specially went to eat an authentic health banquet, and every dish during the dinner also had special curative effect, bringing emperor-level enjoyment. After getting well, they set off for the Snow Mountain, but because it was getting late, they had to meet Christy Chung, who was transferred to Beijing for development, to talk about it and relax for the skiing trip. Broadcast date: 20 13.03.08 (5)

The long-awaited skiing trip has finally begun. In order to let everyone know more about his skiing with the principal, Lai Ge specially hired a professional film crew to shoot skiing. Because Lego has many years of skiing experience, it is really easy for him to slide down from the top of the snow-capped mountain at high speed, and the speed of replacing snowshoes and poles with skis nearby is still amazing. After skiing, it's time to have a big meal to replenish your strength. First, Lai Ge took everyone to a palace banquet specially designed for the emperor. Among them, the soup-filled yellow croaker is the most expensive and test of kung fu in the palace banquet. A variety of valuable medicinal materials are soaked into yellow croaker, and then cooked by soaking and frying. Besides the palace banquet, you can't go to Beijing without eating roast duck. The roast duck I came to eat this time was roasted with the open fire of jujube trees in the mountains, so it was particularly crisp and tender. After eating, the guests praised it as the best Beijing roast duck they had ever eaten. Broadcast date: 20 13.03. 13 (3)

This time, I took two beautiful women, Cen and Yang Yan, to visit Australia. Melbourne has twice won the title of the most livable city in the world, with beautiful environment and very pleasant climate. They first took a carriage around the city center, experienced the unique attitude of Australians and fully felt the outstanding people of Melbourne. Besides the city center, Diego also went to the famous Britten Beach. Rows of colorful huts are arranged on the beach, which are neat and lovely and refreshing. After enjoying the sunshine and the beach, Lai Ge took two beautiful women to taste an authentic seafood dinner, including fresh lobster sashimi, boiled abalone slices and king crab with salt and pepper. Brother Lai kept testing Princess Xiangxiang's understanding of Cantonese during the dinner. What kind of jokes will it bring? Broadcast date: 20 13.03. 14 (4)

Red wine is not only produced in Italy and France, but also in Australia, so Lego took Cen and Carol to visit the wineries in the suburbs of Melbourne. When the winery owner met his bosom friend, he took Lai Ge to taste wine, and even held a banquet in his back garden to share the food with Lai Ge, including Virgil, a special sauce from Australia. After visiting the winery, the three returned to downtown Melbourne and visited the 88th floor building in the southern hemisphere: the top floor of the eureka tower, standing in a cube with four walls and floors made of glass, as if standing in the air of 300 meters. Xiangxiang wants to take a commemorative moment for Carol! I was caught in a tourist trap, ate Italian food and tasted Australian stewed rabbit meat. How do they feel compared with pork? Broadcast date: 20 13.03. 15 (5)

After leaving Melbourne, Brother Lai continued to lead Cen and Yang Yan to Sydney. They first went to the rock area to find the historical footprints of the first Australian immigrants, and then took the monorail tram that was about to be demolished. Because a large number of overseas Chinese immigrated to Australia in the 1970s, the local Vietnamese food kept its traditional flavor and was very authentic. After tasting delicious beef in seven ways, the three of them continued to "oyster" Australia. There are many kinds of local seafood, and there are all kinds of seafood you want to eat, but Lai Ge recommended South Pacific oysters and enjoyed them very much. It seems that their stomachs are not full yet. At the invitation of a friend, Lego went to sea by boat and held a large-scale gourmet party in Shuangshuiwan. In the face of salmon lobster prawn salad, everyone began to compete for food!