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Something happened at home.

What happened at home composition 1 After dinner, my mother brought a plate of fresh oranges and put them on the coffee table. I picked up an orange and ate it. I saw my father pick the biggest orange in Huang Chengcheng, turned his head and whispered a few words to his mother, then threw it to me and said, "This orange is good, you can eat it."

I took the orange, weighed it and smelled it, and a faint fragrance came to my nose. There is a green leaf on the top of the orange, which really looks like a naughty little doll wearing a small hat. Peel off the orange peel, a thick orange fragrance is more attractive, and the orange pulp is yellow and transparent enough to see the pulp. 1 1 piece of orange meat, just like 1 1 friends are hugging and whispering. I broke off a piece of orange pulp, put it in my mouth and took a gentle bite. Ah, sweet and sour. I can't help thinking of the advertisement: "It's delicious!"

I think: mom and dad are so kind to me, they should taste such a sweet orange. So I put the oranges in their hands and said, "Dad, Mom, you can eat too!" " "I didn't expect them to say in unison," No, we don't. You'd better eat it. "I understand their ideas. It's not that they don't like eating, but they want to leave me something delicious! How can I let my parents eat oranges? Suddenly my eyes lit up and I thought of a good idea. I shouted, "ah! What is this broken orange! "Dad, mom, quick try. I covered my cheek and let a sour tooth fall. I cut the orange in half and put it in their hands. Mom and dad said in unison, "Isn't it good? "Try again. Mom and dad have tasted almost the same. I clapped my hands and said, "Mom and Dad have been cheated, Mom and Dad have been cheated ... They are like monks in Zhang Er-they are confused. After a while, they suddenly realized and said, "You ghost!" "

The whole small room was filled with joyful and sweet laughter.

Something happened at home. 2 is the place where we stayed the longest and where we lived. Many interesting and touching things will happen at home. These little things make our home warm and peaceful. Not long ago, an interesting thing happened in our family.

One night a few weeks ago, our whole family was quietly doing their own thing: grandparents were watching TV with great interest; Dad concentrates on reading books and newspapers; I am doing my homework. My mother walked around the room uneasily, as if in a hurry to find something. Suddenly, my mother somehow uttered a high-decibel cry in a high-pitched voice: "Have any of you seen my mobile phone? I searched my bag, bedside table and sofa, but I couldn't find them! You all help me find it! " It turns out that mom was looking for a mobile phone just now. When I heard that my mother's mobile phone was lost, our whole family immediately took action and searched everything we could find, but we couldn't find it. My mother is even more anxious like an ant on hot bricks-anxious around, she murmured over and over again with tears in her eyes: "Where is it?" Think about it, too. Mom's Apple mobile phone is the latest version, more than 6000 yuan. If you lose it, you can't afford to hurt anyone! Mom is in a hurry, and we are all in a hurry. She also called her aunt who had just come to dinner, and she also said she didn't see it. Just as everyone was about to give up, I came up with a good idea-dial my mother's mobile phone with my home phone and judge the direction according to the ringtone. We quickly dialed my mother's mobile phone. From the kitchen came the cheerful ringtone unique to Apple's mobile phone, and we all followed it. I don't know, but I'm shocked. Finally, we actually found my mother's hidden mobile phone in the refrigerator, which is a precious mobile phone of my mother. It turns out that my mother put her mobile phone in the refrigerator when she took milk. Everyone blames my mother for not taking care of her "huge" mobile phone, which makes such a big joke.

In my family, many such things have happened. Because of such a trivial matter, the feelings of family members are getting closer and closer. Because such a small matter reflects the deep love of my family. ...

Something happened at home. Composition 3 "The computer is coming!" An uncle downstairs shouted a voice. "Mom, whose computer is this? Why is it so beautiful? I want one! " Hey, where's mom? After a while, my mother walked into the door, followed by … the uncle. "Wow, what a beautiful computer!" "Quick, put it in the living room!" Mother said to uncle. Wow, it's really my computer. I jumped three feet in excitement!

But before long, the trouble came and the computer restarted itself for a while; The program is temporarily unresponsive; I can't get online for a while, so I have to put it aside for the time being and wait for the maintenance man to repair it.

One night, when I got up to drink water, I suddenly heard a quarrel coming from my parents' room. "This broken computer just broke down a few days ago. I told you not to buy it. You must buy it. Tell me what to do! " Hehe, my mother is very angry. "It's not my fault. People won't let you try if they buy it. And it is not without warranty. What are you afraid of? " Dad is angry, too. I hurried forward to persuade, but my mother said, "Mind your own business, little child!" " "I was scared to cry and looked at my father helplessly, while my father, who usually hurts me, sat on one side with an angry face as if I were not his daughter. I walked out of the room, slammed the door and hid behind it to eavesdrop. It took me a long time to calm down.

The computer was finally repaired, but mother's anger seems to have not disappeared. She kept a straight face all day and even ignored me. At home, the atmosphere is very tense. Fortunately, my father had already put his anger behind him, put on a bright smile and walked to the "chef" who was cooking in the kitchen.

There was a burst of laughter in the kitchen, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief. ...

One thing happened at home Composition 4 Although I 12 years old, I haven't really stayed at home alone, but I must stay alone for a while today.

Today, when I came home from school, my mother was called away by a phone. The person on the other end of the phone said that there was an important document for my mother to review, so my mother had to work overtime. Unfortunately, dad also went on a business trip today, leaving me alone at home. After my mother left, I quickly finished my homework, finished my dinner and read for a while. Before you know it, it will be dark.

It suddenly blew outside, and a cold wind blew in. I couldn't help shivering. The wind is getting stronger and stronger, beating the window violently. I suddenly lost my book and fled to my room. I think: Play some cheerful music, maybe it can relieve the tension and fear! So I turned on the computer and played some cheerful songs, which really made me feel better. But when I looked out of the room, it was dark everywhere, which was creepy. I quickly covered my face with a quilt, and the whole person curled up into a ball and clung to my doll rabbit.

I hid motionless under the quilt for a long time, until I was sweating all over, and I carefully leaned out half my head to check the situation outside. After a while, although it was already half past nine, I was still not sleepy. I was going to watch TV for a while, but when I watched it, I felt lonely and the lights were not very bright, so I had a whim: turn on all the lights and hold all the dolls around, so I won't be lonely. As soon as I started, I immediately implemented my plan. I turned on the TV and watched with peace of mind. In a daze, I seem to see my mother coming back with a tired face. My mother hugged me and comforted me gently: Kiki, are you afraid? Now that my mother is back, don't be afraid. Sleep well! I fell asleep sweetly in my mother's arms.

You must practice your courage more in the future. I get scared at home. How can I achieve something great?

One thing happened at home Composition 5 Many things happen around us every day, among which helping my parents makes me very happy.

My parents are the agents of batteries in Fu Nan. They are busy with business every day. One night at dinner, I found that my mother didn't talk much to me, and her face looked a little tired, as if she were very tired. I said to my mother with concern, "Let's have a rest after dinner. Let me help you wash the dishes and chopsticks today! " Mother said, "well, I'm very tired today." I hope you clean the bowl! " "So my mother went to the bedroom. After eating, I carefully put the plates and chopsticks into the kitchen. First, I squeezed some detergent on the scouring pad, added some water, washed the bowl and washed it again with clear water, so that the bowls, plates and chopsticks were all washed before putting them in the cupboard. After washing, thinking about washing dishes and brushing chopsticks is really tiring! In the past, all the housework at home was done by my mother. It looked simple, but from my personal experience, I felt very tired.

But also very happy. I went to my mother and said to her, "Mom, I have washed all the dishes and set them up!" " "Mom got up and went to the kitchen to have a look. She smiled and said to me, "son, when you grow up, you have to help your mother!" "! Mom is so happy! "I want to often help my mother wash dishes and chopsticks in the future, because I want to lighten her housework burden and make her less hard. Now, I help my mother wash dishes and sweep the floor whenever I have time. My parents say I'm grown up and sensible. I think doing housework can exercise my ability. I can help my mother work again. It is the best of both worlds!

Through this incident, I understand that everything mom and dad do at home is much more tiring than expected.

Something happened at home. On Sunday morning, my grandparents all went out. After breakfast, I began to do my homework.

Suddenly, there was a cock crow. Then, I heard the old hen cooing, as if calling her baby chicken. Ah, the chicken has hatched. I quickly ran out to have a look: Wow! The old hen is looking for food with her newly hatched chicks! I rushed over, picked up a chicken and gently blew its furry body with my mouth. What a lovely life! Grandma, they must be very happy to come back.

At this moment, the old hen crowed again. As if to say to me: "Come, come, put it down." I gently put down the chicken and thought, how difficult it is to find food! I'll grab some rice to feed you! Thinking of this, I turned and ran towards the house. Unexpectedly, I stepped on a chicken. Suddenly, the chicken died. I was shocked, tears swirled in my eyes, and finally I couldn't help crying. ...

Grandpa is back. As soon as he saw me crying, he asked, "What's the matter? Is it uncomfortable? " I thought to myself, I can't tell the truth, or the master will blame me. I wiped my tears and said, "Grandpa, Ding trampled a newborn chicken to death." How much grandpa loves chickens! He looked at Ding's house and was about to shout, but he shut up again. After a pause, he turned around and asked calmly, "Did she step on it?" "yes." I said. "When did she come?" "Just now." My voice is a little shaky. I was afraid that grandpa wouldn't believe me, so I secretly took a look. At first glance, my heart was pounding: Grandpa was looking at me with stern eyes. I can't help looking down.

After a while, grandpa picked up the dead chicken and stroked it affectionately. At this time, the old hen screamed "goo goo". I can't bear it any longer. I ran past the chicken and shouted, "Grandpa, I trampled the chicken to death." He kindly said to me, "son, telling the truth is far more valuable than a chicken." After a pause, grandpa said, "Bury the chicken under the small tree behind the house!" " "

I snorted, carefully wrapped the chicken carcass in cloth and buried it under the tree.

One thing that happened at home Composition 7 Now, when you heat a meal in the microwave oven, you will always think of one thing before.

It happened in the winter a year ago. The cold wind roared outside the window. After school at noon, I took Ying Jiaji home for dinner. Ying Jiaji said, "It's freezing. Let's have some hot meals." I said, "I have already thought about it. Let's eat boiled instant noodles. " So I took out two paper bowl noodles of Jinmailang. I said, "Do you like braised beef?" Ying Jiaji said excitedly, "I like it very much!" So I put the instant noodles soaked in water into the microwave oven to cook, and we were all anxiously waiting for the instant noodles to be cooked quickly to fill our stomachs.

After more than a minute, suddenly, the microwave oven caught fire and scared me. The flames are getting bigger and bigger. Ying Jiaji and I quickly closed the door of the microwave oven, and I asked her to get a basin of water. As soon as we lit a fire, our dinner was so dark. I just remembered that you can't heat anything containing paper in the microwave oven, or it will catch fire. So I took two bowls of instant noodles, put them in a special microwave box and put them in the microwave oven. The microwave oven broke down, and I was shocked. I came to school hungry and sad. My mind is always thinking, "My mother will beat me up in a rage when I go home." Suddenly my tears came down, and I cried sadly.

When I came home from school in the afternoon, I honestly told my mother what happened at noon. My mother said, "You are honest and dare to do it. It is inevitable to make mistakes in life. "

Through this incident, I learned that to use household appliances, we must first understand its structure, functions and precautions in use. Otherwise, fire and water will be ruthless, which will lead to great disaster! Think about the consequences before you do anything.

Something happened at home. One day, many things at home were destroyed. For example, the coffee table is scratched, the apple is only chewed in half and thrown on the ground, and the balcony is messy. After analysis, I decided that the murderer was a mouse.

Our family randomly carried out a large-scale rat catching activity, and finally locked in three places where rats haunt: the big balcony, the small balcony and the bed bottom of grandparents' bedroom.

A month later, after school, I was sitting comfortably on the sofa when I suddenly heard my grandfather shout, "Come on! The mouse is under the bed. " I rushed over and saw my grandmother with a broom. I took out the things under the bed, and then swept under the bed with a broom. My grandmother also brought another broom and swept it under the bed. After a while, grandpa said, "Stop sweeping! Rats can suck. " I've been thinking about it for a long time and I can't figure it out. What is "sucking"? Later, I asked my mother, and my mother told me that "sucking" means holding the mouse under the bed and fixing it firmly.

After that, my father bought a powerful mouse-sticking board to prevent mice and put it on the balcony. Day after day, I'm tired of waiting. Finally, one day after school, my grandmother smiled and said that she would give me a surprise. Let me guess first. I guessed a lot, all wrong, and finally my grandmother had to reveal the answer. Grandma asked me to go to the balcony, and I'll know when I go. I walked to the balcony with a grain of salt and saw a mouse on the sticky board at a glance. It was the first time in my life that I saw a mouse up close. Then another mouse was stuck on the sticky board. However, I am still worried that rats will appear again.

Something happened at home. As long as I can remember, many things have happened at home. Among them, one thing in the first grade still haunts me.

I remember that my mother was not good at cooking at that time, but she was trying to show her hand to me and my father. Coincidentally, when my father was away that day, my mother decided to surprise my father, but almost burned down our new house.

That day, my mother bought hairtail and planned to cook my father and I's favorite dish-fried hairtail. So after washing the fish, I poured some oil into the pot first, thinking that the oil would heat up slowly, so I went upstairs to dry the clothes. After hanging clothes, I happened to have to answer the phone again. You know, it takes a long time for my mother to call. So, mom forgot all about burning oil in the kitchen.

After a while, I leaned over and looked at the kitchen. Oh, no, the kitchen is on fire. I quickly shouted to my mother, "Mom, the kitchen is on fire!" " "Hearing this, my mother put the phone down in a hurry and hurried downstairs in three steps. Mother saw the kitchen is red on the stairs. Mother murmured, "this is over, this is over." "At the same time, Fei seems to run to the kitchen." What should I do? What should I do? "Mom was like a cat in hot bricks. Because there is pipeline gas in the kitchen, if it burns, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Suddenly, my mother used her quick wits to cover the lid, but the fire didn't decrease much. So, my mother wrapped some towels in her hand and took the pot handle. She quickly took the burning pot to the sink and turned on the tap to put out the fire. At first, the flame was still fighting with the water, but after a few minutes, it was finally washed away.

The fire went out, but the kitchen changed. The original white tiles turned black, and the range hood and kitchen cabinet were covered with a layer of gray smoke and black. Mom cleaned the kitchen inside and out in order not to let dad find out. The kitchen finally learned that lesson, and my mother never dared to cook carelessly!

One thing happened at home composition 10 One day, I was watching cartoons at home. Suddenly, the TV was out of power. At first I thought there was no electricity, but then I went to sleep. When I woke up, the light was still on. I think it must be electricity. I went to watch TV at once, but the TV couldn't be turned on. Just then my mother came back. I'm so sad! My mother cooked and let me eat. I made it in a few mouthfuls. I told my mother that I would be back soon after playing basketball. After a long time, my mother said, "I'm back." Why can't the TV turn on? I said I didn't know, but I couldn't drive after I woke up, and I didn't know what was going on. Mom said again, why don't you know? You watched TV at home all morning. Mother's expression became serious. I said to my mother, "I only had a little time to watch TV in the morning, and I slept the rest of the time. You came back the second time I turned on the TV." Later, my mother scolded me severely and beat me again because I never repented. My left side is blue and my right side is purple. I am so poor! I later said to my mother, "I was really wrong. I will never destroy anything again! " "

Later, my mother and I went to repair the TV. During this period, I was scolded by my mother day and night. I thought this TV set must be too old, which will cause it to break down. It was finally fixed the next day. The boss said it was a minor problem and it was fixed immediately. I admire this boss from the bottom of my heart

My mother and I happily moved the TV home. Now my mother no longer scolds me, and we are happy to watch TV again!

One thing happened at home composition 1 1 Among many delicious dishes, hairy crabs are my favorite. Their meat is tender and delicious, which is my favorite. However, it looks ugly, you see: its gray shell has two small sharp protrusions, and a pair of small eyes keep turning around. The eight furry thighs cooperated flexibly and tacitly, crawling around, and two thick pliers waved in the air, bared their teeth and domineering, which was simply annoying.

But when our "chef" grandpa steamed these humble little guys and served them on the table, you saw that they were all red, shiny and fat, and the thick aroma filled the whole restaurant. They were so cute and attractive that it really made my mouth water. The world is delicious. What are you waiting for? Eat!

I can't wait to pick up the biggest one, skillfully pull off its feet, then remove the lid from its belly, then pull open the hard shell on its back, carefully remove its cheeks, and finally take advantage of the situation to fold its body in half, white and tender meat, golden yellow. I dipped my grandfather's patent "ginger vinegar juice" and chewed it, not to mention how delicious it was! Stuttering crabs eat their feet slowly, and they always like "sweet first, then bitter"!

Soon, a bunch of hills appeared in front of me, but later I saw that my father ate faster than me, eating five at a time! But it is not clean at all, and there is a lot of meat in the shell! In contrast, mom eats fast and well, and there is no waste at all. If judged, the champion will be her! Naturally, the slowest eaters are grandparents.

This is a wonderful thing that happened in our family-eating hairy crabs.

Something happened at home 12 in the early morning, as usual, a harmonious symphony sounded at home.

Mother listened to the wonderful music with her eyes closed; My mother-in-law is busy in the kitchen; When I was sitting on the sofa waiting for my father who went out to buy breakfast to come back, the whole family was immersed in the music world. Suddenly, a small note disturbed the music-my mother-in-law accidentally knocked over the bottle in her busy schedule. The bottle fell to the ground and smashed to pieces, and the milk spilled all over the floor. My mother-in-law suddenly became nervous. She squatted down slowly and picked up the pieces of the bottle with her hands. But she accidentally cut her hand by debris, and her mother-in-law began to suffer, but in order not to make her family feel bad, she quickly put her hand away. My mother heard the sound and looked at the shattered pieces on the ground, and immediately understood. She quickly said to me, "Yuyu, help your mother-in-law sit on the sofa." I ran over and asked eagerly, "Grandma, have you been cut?" My mother-in-law gave me a look, smiled and shook her head, saying that she would not cut it. I helped my mother-in-law sit down, but my heart still didn't let go. I always feel that what my mother-in-law said is a white lie.

At this point, my mother carefully picked up the baby bottle fragments on the ground and threw them into the trash can, then wiped the milk on the ground with a rag, and finally swept the tiny fragments into the trash can with a broom. At this time, my father who went to buy breakfast came back, and the atmosphere was wrong, so he asked my mother what was going on. My mother told my father what happened in detail. When my father heard this, his face became flustered, he put down his breakfast and left at once. Dad looked at her mother-in-law's sad expression and said to her, "mom, don't regret that bottle of milk again." Let me see if my hand is pricked. " My mother-in-law hid her hands behind her back and shook her head gently, not wanting her parents to worry about her.

I suspect my mother-in-law is lying. When she wasn't looking, I gently took out her hand and showed it to my parents. We saw a wound, which hurt my heart. I blew on the wound and rubbed it. I told my mother-in-law a joke. Soon, I amused my mother-in-law, and a harmonious symphony rang again at home.

Something happened at home. The composition 13 is caused by breakfast.

Dizzy! Breakfast is lotus root starch! Lotus root starch is my least favorite food. Although it is beautiful milky white, it is dotted with crushed fresh red dates. It looks delicious. Don't be fooled by its appearance! I am very particular about eating, chewing slowly and savoring carefully. Lotus root starch is full of mushy things, especially in the throat, which is even more difficult to swallow ... forget it, don't say it, go on. I just don't want to eat anyway. But I can't do it without eating. I am dawdling.

Dad saw it and came up to me and said, "Look, you don't eat such a good thing. When we were young, we couldn't eat anything we wanted! Jiang Jie, Cheng Gang, Xu Yunfeng and many other revolutionaries in the novel "Red Rock" that you have read, what they eat in the dregs hole is as bad as their food. Think about them, can you be so picky about food? " Dad turned to look at his watch, frowned and stressed, "Hurry up, we'll be late for calligraphy class!" " "He also used the killer weapon categorically:" When will you finish your meal and practice your handwriting? "

There's really nothing we can do now. I can't be late or make a fool of myself in front of my classmates. Alas! I have to eat and be criticized by my father. What bad luck Forget it, eat! So, I held my breath and ate my meal cheerfully. That's a clever move. It's faster to take medicine after meals.

"At 8 o'clock Beijing time, the civil air defense will tell you the time." There is a chime outside the window. "Shit, I'm late!" I screamed and hurried downstairs to let my father take me to practice my handwriting. It's windy and rainy on the road, and the weather is very cold. I only wear a short sleeve. Although it is cold, I have to endure it and have no time to go home. In the calligraphy class, I was scolded by the teacher again! depressed ...

It's all breakfast

One thing happened at home Composition 14 When a family is together, there are always many happy times and many interesting things have happened.

One Sunday, my mother invited her friends Aunt Lin and Aunt Liu to my house. Because my mother just learned to bake pizza and egg tart, she wanted to show her little hands in front of her friends. She also invited two aunts to bring their children, brother Yi Ming and brother Shunshun, and invited them to cook western food together.

After they arrived, my mother played the role of a hotel chef, arranged jobs for our three children, and asked my brother Shun Shun to make pizza and set the table, while Yi Ming's brother made egg tart water.

First, spread the pizza sauce evenly on two pieces of pizza, and then arrange bacon, ham slices, vegetables, mushrooms and beef in turn, so that we can make our own creative arrangements. I drew several circles around these raw materials according to their size. The outermost layer is sliced ham, then sliced mushrooms, the third layer is bacon, the fourth layer is diced vegetables, and the middle is beef, which is as beautiful as radiation. Shunshun's brother likes to make trouble. He mixed these ingredients together and sprinkled them on the pizza. It looks messy, without layers and patterns, but my mother said, "This is good, it is the most popular mashup!" " "Shunshun's brother clapped his hands happily after listening to his mother's words. Then we sprinkle the brushed cheese and put it in the preheated oven, just waiting for the delicious food to be served!

Yi Ming brothers are not idle over there. His mother taught him how to make egg tart water. First, he poured a box of Nestle cream, then added powdered sugar, low-gluten flour and condensed milk, stirred well, filtered again, and asked Yi Ming brothers to pour it into the egg tart skin. One-sided, my mother also said: Why is there so little water in the egg tart today? When I was cooking in the oven, my mother said why not drum? Suddenly I patted my head: "I forgot to add egg yolk!" " ""ah! ! Ha ha ha ... "We laughed, how can this be called an egg tart? It's an egg tart without eggs! My mother, who was a chef just now, suddenly felt embarrassed. ...

On this day, we ate delicious pizza and egg tart without eggs. What an interesting day!

One thing happened at home Composition 15 On Friday night, I hurried home from Teacher Zhu's house, and it was getting late. In the thick night fog, there was a cry of "cheep-cheep-cheep-cheep" from time to time. I stopped to look around, huh? There's nothing. What is that? I walked and thought. "Squeak" Yes, a mouse dares to slip away under my nose, hum! Chen Zikai is very angry, and the consequences of rats are very serious. I put my bag on my shoulder, just as the mouse vented its anger and caught the mouse!

Let's go Wherever the mouse goes, I will chase it. Seeing that the mouse was about to run into the hole, I came up with one step. Ha!

Stepping on the mouse's tail, hee hee, catching your penis, nothing can escape. Victory! Just when I got carried away, the watch's time system remembered "9 o'clock"! What? It's already 9 o'clock. I'm going home. I bid farewell to the mouse as quickly as possible. When I rushed to the traffic lights, I suddenly remembered the mouse and ran back. I saw the mouse still standing there. "My old niang! You come out of a mental hospital and let you live, but you still don't go! " I shouted at the mouse.

The mouse seemed to understand something and turned away with a whoosh. I just stood there waiting for a while, and suddenly I couldn't speak. God, what am I obsessed with? Why! Why don't you get rid of that mouse? In any case, it is harmful to the people. After a while, I remembered that it was almost time. Grandma will be worried if I don't go back. Mouse, don't let Lao tze see you again, otherwise, I will let you have no good end. "Cheep-cheep-",here we go again. No sooner had I taken a step than I heard the cry of a mouse. I'm completely devastated. I suddenly turned around and stamped my feet violently. What a rat who doesn't know how to live or die? Forget it. No matter what compassion, just step on it.

I pretended to walk away. When I reached the end of the bridge, I jumped up, turned around and rushed out. Who knows, the mouse retreated faster than the Philippine special forces and disappeared at once.

The rat catching operation failed. It seems that my reaction ability needs to be improved.