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20 14 lines of CCTV spring festival evening sketch "help or not"

Hao Jian: "I just saw a car trunk open on the road, and I was riding a bike behind." . I tried to tell someone, but they came to a screeching halt. I got into someone's trunk. "

Hao Jian: "If I mind my own business in the future, my name will not be Hao Jian, but it will be very cheap …" Aunt: "Oh, my elbow! Oh, my rib cover! Oh, my waist is bulging! Oh, it doesn't hurt! "

Hao Jian: "Auntie, don't use exclusion now. Since it doesn't hurt, let's try and see if we can go. "

Aunt: "You can go here, but you are going by the table." Aunt: "Young man, your face is black and blue, and you fell heavily." Hao Jian: "Nothing" Aunt: "You are a good boy and know how to help your aunt get up."

Hao Jian: "I am addicted to doing good deeds." Aunt: "It will be someone else. I will run early if I hit it! " Hao Jian: "My car was rear-ended. "

Aunt: "Oh, my coccyx! It's over, it's New Year's Eve, and the tail root is still smashed. Well, it's broken and safe! "Aunt:" At this time, you are still three meters and two meters taller than that real son. Does it make sense? "

Passerby A: "Wait, I saw an old lady lying on the main road, and no one came to help her. What do you think of the changes in the current social atmosphere? Nobody cares, I care! " Aunt, don't move. I'm going to send a Weibo to condemn this behavior and ask my parents to turn to comment, daughter-in-law, remember to praise me. "

Aunt: "I am an innocent passerby." You knocked me down innocently. You must run after that. " . Hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe hehe. Hao Jian: "Aunt, does your family know that you are so naughty?" ! "

Hao Jian: "Let's put on your coat and keep warm. Liu De's goods are of the same model. Can you still feel the cold ice and rain shooting at random? " Hao Jian: "Big Brother." Passerby B: "What's the matter, young man?" Hao Jian: "There is an old lady here."

Passerby B: "Did you hit it?" Hao Jian: "Really not." Passerby B: "Run! I helped him. " Hao Jian: "What happened?"

Passerby A: "Let me tell you this, I've driven a big run before!" " Hao Jian: "Auntie, let's share some fables." The names of these stories are: Mr. Dong Guo and the wolf, Lu and the dog, the farmer and the snake, and the old lady. "

Aunt: "If you want to help you, I will help you. Leave without helping you. You made room for a good man. I'll pretend you didn't hit me. All right, you go, go and escape. "

Hao Jian: "How can I escape? If I keep saying this, can we play together in the future? " ? ! "Aunt:" Are you going? "

Hao Jian: "I'm not going," Aunt: "You can't go," Hao Jian: "If I go, I'll run." Aunt: "You won't go, will you? I'm leaving. "

Hao Jian: "I said, auntie, are you going to blow up the bunker there? Why don't you understand? " Hao Jian: "The name Hao Jian was given to me by my mother. She got up early and was greedy for the darkness. How did she become a dirty word when she came to you? " Hao Jian: "Auntie, you can go!" " Aunt: "I am angry with you."

Hao Jian: "Hey, this irritating person can still cure diseases, then I am Qigong!" " Policeman: "Aunt, you ride too fast. The rim is like this. Are you racing? "

Policeman: "Look, you hit someone. Policeman: "Just now, if the owner returned the money to this young man, he said that people who do good deeds should not be cold. Take it. Hao Jian: "Hey, not cold, not cold, not cold. "

Policeman: "I'll give you an extra hundred to repair the car." Hao Jian: "Hey, this is not only not cold, but also a little heartburn?" Hao Jian: "If we don't help this man, won't this man's heart fall?" If people's hearts fall, we can't even help them. "

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On the National Spirit from the Spring Festival Evening Essay "Help or Not"

There are not many language programs in 20 14 Spring Festival Evening, but the essay "Help or Not" is unique and memorable.

The essay "Help or Not" begins with the old man slipping. In order to prove his innocence, this clever guy who likes to help others helps the elderly to find out the facts through the repetition of the incident, and uses humor to interpret the bad atmosphere that blocks the social artery of morality.

While making the audience laugh, we had a vivid moral lesson. It can be said that education is everywhere, and virtues should be promoted at all times.

Help or not? Do me a favor, even if you lose material, you have to return to the atmosphere. There is such a scene in the sketch: a cyclist says, run, brother. I helped three people before. What happened? Let me tell you something. I used to drive Big Ben.

Good people will naturally be chilling and worried. Will the old people help them when they fall? Help, this is a small thing to help others. Even if you do a good deed and get beaten up, keep doing it.

As Hao Jian, a good man in the play, said, "If this man falls, won't he fall if we don't help him?" If people's hearts fall, we can't even help them. "Help is the old man, help is virtue.

Help or not? Supporting and strengthening the national spirit requires action, and it is best to extend your hands when denouncing it. There is such a scene in the sketch that a passerby who is on the phone says, "I saw an old lady lying on the main road, and no one came to help her." You say how the current social atmosphere has become like this, others don't care, I care! " Aunt, don't move. I'll send a Weibo to condemn this behavior. "

It can be said that the voice was angry and the words were forceful, but the old man who fell was still not helped up. This kind of condemnation, which treats the symptoms rather than the root cause, does not help the atmosphere. Stretching your hands is an effective action that contributes to a healthy atmosphere.

I think more people prefer to see passers-by help rather than condemn. What is the difference between this practice and Mr. Lu Xun's "spectator"?

Help or not? Help, good people are naturally rewarded, fair and comfortable. In the sketch, the policeman said: "If the owner of that car just returned the money to this young man, he said that he could not let the person who did good deeds get cold. People will give you an extra hundred repairs. "

The right and wrong will always be safeguarded by reasonable people. Even if people who do good deeds are misunderstood for a while, the truth will come out one day and justice will be freed from people's hearts. When you reach out to help others, you open a convenient window for yourself.

Help or not? Asking for help, seeing is not necessarily believing, the truth must be clear. Originally, the old man fell down and the good-hearted man helped him, but when the scene was repeated, even the police mistakenly thought that the old man hit the good man on his bicycle because the scene of the accident was very clear.

But who hit who, these alone are not enough to draw the following conclusions. In reality, too, there is no right to speak without investigation. When we don't really know the truth, we might as well wait, check and make an evaluation.

These days, haven't we misunderstood good people and hurt people's hearts? People say so. We want facts and the truth, and we should not follow the trend or watch. This should also be the criterion for keeping fit.

It is not only the elderly who are helped up, but also the fairness and justice of society. I wish everyone could think from Hao Jian's point of view when laughing. In case of an accident, I can lend a kind hand. When a good man is misunderstood, he can speak for a fair investigation.

If the atmosphere is right, everyone will become the inheritor of virtue.

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