Jokes and stories about homophones

1. One day the elephant was eating ice cream and ate a lot of it. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said, "I'm tired of the elephant, I'm tired of the elephant." Did you hear it? miss you.

2. I am an SF Express courier. If I say that your goods are small items, they are small items.

3. I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag. After getting into the mud, it turns out that oysters like mud.

4. If you don’t even want me, what do you want? Food?

5. I have a can of tea at home that I don’t know how long. I just put it in the cup and was about to brew it. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise. Oh, it turned out to be a loud noise for drinking milk tea.

6. I was on an island recently and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on a poverty-stricken island.

7. I just took the pills given by the doctor and felt a little bitter, so I picked up a few dates with chopsticks. After eating, I felt anxious. It turned out that the pills I took were chopsticks and dates.

8. I had Xiang when I was free at home. I fried the Xiang half-cooked and ate it. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I had good Xianglang syndrome.

9. When I woke up in the morning, I found that the mask was missing. It turned out that it was on the rag in my kitchen. Grandpa came over and saw that it had been brought. It turned out that Bu wanted to wear a mask and Grandpa had to wear it.

10. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book, close it, make up. Did you hear it? Make peace.