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A word about the hot weather

1. The summer sun is like a big furnace, scorching the earth and even the air. People sweat all over their bodies whenever they move.

2. If you want to wear a nice skirt to go out, but the weather is very hot, then wear a nice skirt and go downstairs to pick up the express delivery.

3. The summer rain drives away the scorching summer heat. It brings coolness and hope. The rain finally stopped. When I got home, the temperature had dropped a lot. I opened the window and a cool breeze blew in my face. It was a comfortable feeling.

4. There was no cloud in the sky, a scorching sun overhead, no wind, and all the trees stood there listlessly. (Quotes Network)

5. No rain, no wind. The sun is scorching and the heat is unbearable. Xiaolenchang, located at 55 kilometers in the valley, is extremely hot.

6. Starting from the weekend, when the weather is so hot, there will always be some mentally disturbed people around who treat it as watching a show. Right.

7. I need air conditioning in every cell.

8. Our cornfield is almost becoming a popcorn field.

The weather in September and July is so hot that it makes people sweat.

10. We are out of school, just like a happy pony letting go of the reins.

11. The weather is too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and they turned into chickens when I got home. I bought a mat and it turned into an electric blanket when I slept. The car started by itself without starting the ignition. I met a stranger on the road. , looked at each other and became acquainted. The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after finishing it! Please pay attention to heatstroke! 12. Weekly horoscope: Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius should avoid outdoor activities as much as possible; other constellations do whatever they want.

13. The sun at noon in summer is like a burning flame in the sky. At this time, the sun seemed to feel extremely hot, so she hurriedly ran into the clouds and asked Sister Yun to wipe her sweat.

14. It was so boring, sitting in a daze, not knowing what to do.

15. In summer, the hot sun erodes unhealed wounds

16. The sun has already risen from the horizon, turning the golden color. The sun shines on the earth.