Find the text of Shanxi's cross talk letter.

What does B do?

A owns a grocery store.

How did you make friends with him?

One day, I went to his house for credit.

What credit cards do you have?

My light bulb was broken, so I bought a candle on credit. He took powder and a pen and wrote the word "candle" on the blackboard.

Did he write it?

He just drew a vertical line.

What does this mean?

I see. This vertical line represents a candle.

He can't write?

A few days later I bought another pack of cigarettes on credit.

B How did you write it this time?

He drew a square under a vertical shaft.

A vertical line represents a candle and four squares represent a box of cigarettes.

A: Yes, these four squares are drawn under a vertical axis! I will pay the bill in a few days.

B: Yes, we can charge you next time.

A I said, "Boss, look at the accounts. How much do I owe you? " He looked at the blackboard and drew a square under a vertical column. He turned to me and said something, which startled me.

What did he say?

A "You are not short of money at the counter."

Isn't B drawing a box of cigarettes and a candle?

"There is only one thing on your counter."

What is this?

"You borrowed a shovel."

How did B become a shovel?

A candle. He used it as a shovel.

Those four squares?

He's an idiot!

Illiteracy is a waste of time. Buy a shovel!

I know he's joking. He is a joker. I didn't buy it for him. Then we made friends.

B good.

From now on, if I don't go to his cupboard for a day, he can't eat.

That's a friend.

A: But crosstalk performers are everywhere. There is a birthday party in Taiyuan, Shanxi. Please let me say a cross talk. Can I not make money?

B must leave.

I can't bear to part with my friends.

B only for a few days. You can talk to him.

A I went to his locker and said to him, "Big Brother, I'm leaving."

What did he say?

He is crying.

Why is he crying?

He is reluctant to part with me. I will give him a comforting message.

B what's reassuring?

A "Say ten days more, say five days less." He asked me where I was going, and I said, Taiyuan, Shanxi.

What did he say?

Gata is happy: "Taiyuan, Shanxi is our hometown!" " "I quickly asked him:" Where is my hometown in Taiyuan, Shanxi? He told me, "It's to the west of Taiyuan." . The name of our old people's home is' Xingan', and everyone knows it when we go there. ""What does it matter if you tell me all this? " "I haven't been home for more than ten years. You have to bring me a letter from home. "

B friend, this matter should be taken care of.

Where do you believe?

What else did b bring?

A and money.

B how much is it?

Fifty dollars is in the sea.

Now the ocean silver, sink.

Fifty dollars. Pick up the newspaper and roll it up. It is more than half a foot long. I can't put it in my pocket.

B where do you want it?

The nail was tucked into the belt buckle. On the day I left, he walked me to the car and said a word to me.

What did he tell you?

Jia Lian sent me a letter with money in it. "There is a young woman at home. She is my wife and your sister-in-law. "

B very detailed.

A: I got on the train and went to Taiyuan. I feel bored after sitting for a long time, and I think it's good to bring something to relieve boredom before I leave.

B yes! You didn't bring it anywhere.

I opened the letter I brought to see what was written on it.

Private letters are not good.

Friend a, it's okay. Let me open it. ...

B how do you write it?

There is nothing written on the letter a.

B nothing to say?

A drew seven big camels and a big tree in the letter, and two flies landed on the tree. On the other side of the tree, there are also four turtles and two flagons.

What letter is this?

I don't know. I just arrived in Taiyuan and saw an old man. I bowed and asked. I said, "Grandpa, is there a A Xin Gump nearby?"

B what did the old man say?

Old man A asked me in turn, "What do you want with Xin Gan?"

Just tell him.

"I'm calling from Beijing. A friend asked me to do something and bring a letter home with two dollars. " The old man said, "Come with me."

I can't go far, so I'll be put in. Find me a seat and I'll sit down. The old man said, "If you have anything to say, just tell me and I'll call it a new job.".

What a coincidence that I met you. Give him the money and the letter.

I said, "This is the letter. There is still $50 left. " The old man happily opened the letter and looked at me: "Oh, you and my son are brothers!" " "

Isn't there nothing written on the letter B?

I'm confused, too I quickly asked him, "Did your son say in his letter that we are brothers?" He said, "Yes, you see there are seven camels in this letter. We Shanxi people raise camels, five in a string, six in a hook, and seven in a handle. Isn't this a brother? " As soon as I heard it, we both became camels.

Brother b is not a minority!

Old man A read the letter and said to me, "Exactly. It is clearly written as fifty dollars. " "How do you know it's fifty dollars?"

How did he know?

Look, there are two flies in this tree.

What are the two flies in the B tree?

A "We Shanxi people call flies flies, and the foreign money we spend is also called silver, but Shanxi people say that silver is also called flies."

So, what happened when the fly landed on the tree?

A "flies represent silver, that is, silver, and several trees (trees) are silver."

Oh, how did I know it was $50?

The old man A said, "Here are four turtles and two flagons. Do the math. Four turtles, 4832, two flagons, 29 18. Eighteen plus thirty-two, fifty dollars. "

B that's what it is! This is harder to recognize than Oracle Bone Inscriptions!

Old man A said, "I won't go today. When you meet for the first time, you should drink two tricks. " I said, "I can only smoke, not drink." "Easy, give you two bottles of vinegar!"

B jealous?

Methyl vinegar mixed with Shanxi Daoxiao Noodles. After dinner, the old man said to me, "Bring me a letter when you go back to Beijing." I said, "okay".

B this should be.

A few days later, after my performance, he wrote the letter. On the day I left, I went to his house to get a letter. When I came in, I saw a young woman. This is my eldest sister-in-law She also handed me a letter.

Two letters.

Old man Jia handed it to me and said, "This big envelope is for my son, and this small envelope is from your sister-in-law to your eldest brother. The young couple are confidants, don't open it on the road! "

People are afraid that you will open it.

A said goodbye and got on the train. I'm bored sitting on the train.

Read books and newspapers.

Oh, I remember. Here are two letters. Open your eyes again.

Please don't open it!

A must open it. Read the letter in the big envelope first, then open it.

What did b write?

There is still no word on the letter A, but a water cellar is painted on the letter. The bottom of the cellar is up, the handle is down, and there are two flies at the bottom of the cellar.

What does this mean?

A: I understand that flies are probably silver again, but the bottom of the water is upward. I don't understand. There is also a big circle and a small circle. There are two drinks in the big circle, which are firecrackers set off in the New Year. In the small circle, there is a silkworm.

What silkworm?

Silkworm, this letter is very simple. After reading it, seal it and put it away, and then read this letter from my sister-in-law.

Don't read letters from husband and wife.

A opened it and drew a lotus root. Lotus root can be broken, but the silk inside can't. Next to the lotus root, there is a piece of charcoal, which is used for the stove. This one is too small. And drew two pigeons and one? Font color="#006699 "> A seal? /p & gt；

B what else?

A also drew an elephant, wrapped around its nose like a knife. The elephant was walking back, and the tip of the knife plunged into the goose's neck, and the goose's neck was bleeding. I've seen it. I don't understand what's going on.

B it's hard to understand.

After reading the letter, A can't bear to be idle. As soon as he thought about it, I had it. I drew something behind my sister-in-law's letter.

What do you draw?

A doodle. What should I draw? Yes, let me take a selfie.

How do you draw it?

I took out a small mirror and drew a little man with a cigarette in his mouth. After painting, I packed my envelopes and drove to Beijing for a day and a night.

B You can go home after you get off the bus.

A finished his friend's business before going home, so I kept running to the cupboard.

B have you seen it?

He stood at the door. When I came back, I was affectionate: "Brother! You can come back! You have worked hard all the way! "

B it's so close!

A makes tea and washes his face: "You can go home after eating in the cupboard!" " "

B and you?

A I gave him the letter: "This big envelope belongs to our father, and the small envelope was written by my sister-in-law. I gave him the money. "

Did he say anything?

A He said, "Needless to say, my brother, I still don't believe it, but if I hadn't seen the money, this letter wouldn't have come."

B people know better than you.

He opened the big envelope. He read the letter and said, "Brother, we have seen this money." I said, "How do you know?" "There is a water cellar, there are two flies. Shanxi people call flies flies flies, and the ocean they bring is also called silver. The bottom of this cellar is upward, which means that the silver is carried (upside down). "

What about the big circle and the small circle?

A "The big circle is a rice bowl and the small circle is a tea bowl."

Why is there a kick in the second bowl and a silkworm in the tea bowl?

"You don't understand, this is he miss me. Tea thinking (silk) rice thinking (sound). "

What about this letter from your sister-in-law?

He opened the letter and cried. I quickly asked, "Don't cry yet. This lotus root is broken, this silk is not broken, and this charcoal is so short. What is this? "

B: What's the matter?

A "This is because your sister-in-law misses me: thinking long (silk) and thinking short (charcoal)."

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One "This is: Brother! Brother! "

B what do you mean by rolling your nose with a knife and sticking the tip of the knife into the goose's neck and still bleeding?

One "This is: Brother! Brother! I want to (like) kill (kill) me (goose)! "

B just misses me!

A Yes, as soon as he read the letter, he saw my self-portrait.

What did he say this time?

A sentence "oh! Brother, this picture shows my son not studying well and smoking a cigarette! "

In fact, there are several versions, generally the front pad is different, and the back is basically the same.

b！ Fuck you!