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When I was in primary school, I once saw a funny Journey to the West on Children's Channel, which was animated.

Release year: 1995

Number of sets: 18

Comic The Journey to the West is a cartoon of the same name adapted from The Journey to the West, an old cartoon written by Mr. Zhang Guangyu in 1945, and produced by 1995 Shanghai Animation Film Studio.

Directory:

Di 0 1 Ji-supermarket

Episode 2-Hijacking

Episode 3-Spider Cave

Episode 4-grinding shoes to solve puzzles

Episode 5-Motorcycle City

Episode 6-True and False Password Box

Episode 7-Court Investigation

Episode 8-trichlorfon

Episode 9-Jigong Shoes

Episode 10-Green Hair Valley

Episode 65438 +0 1- Good people

Episode 12-Machine Castle

Episode 13-Gambling Niang (I)

Episode 14-Gambling Niang (Part 2)

Episode 15-Hypnosis Crisis

Episode 16-Liushahe

17- Circus

Episode 18-Liuzhi Town

Plot:

Introduction:

After thousands of difficulties and dangers, Tang Priest, Wukong, Bajie and Friar Sand returned from the Western Heaven and were caught in a sandstorm.

After the sandstorm passed, they saw a mirage-the Temple of Heaven. They rode a ladder through the cloud nine and went to the sky. The Tathagata Buddha summoned them and gave the Tang Priest a password box with priceless treasures and a pair of monk shoes, instructing them to open the box only after the soles of these shoes were worn through, and telling them to open the password. It is this mysterious password box and mysterious monk shoes that have triggered countless stories. ...

As the saying goes, a day in the sky is a thousand years on earth. It has been 1500 years since master and apprentice returned to the ground. The female reporter who explored alone accidentally discovered the whereabouts of Tang Priest and his disciples in the desert, and immediately reported this extraordinary news, which caused a great sensation. In particular, the magical password box has become the focus of attention. So, around the password box, a series of nervous, thrilling, humorous and interesting stories were launched on the way back to the East. Who has the password box, whether it can be opened or not, and what "treasure" it contains, we won't know until we see the whole film.

Diversified stories:

Di 1 Ji supermarket

Four monks and mentors of the Tang Dynasty on the deserted Gobi Desert came back from the Western Heaven to learn from the Buddhist scriptures. When the sandstorm passed, they saw a mirage-the Temple of Heaven. They went to heaven through the stairs. It turned out that the Buddha summoned them and gave Tang Daoshi a password box, which contained priceless treasures and a pair of monk shoes, instructing them to open the box only if the soles of these shoes were worn through, and told them to unlock the password. It is this mysterious password box and mysterious monk shoes that have triggered countless stories. ...

After the Tang Priest's master and apprentice returned to the world, they were discovered by Miss Lin Na, a female reporter of a news agency who traveled around the world alone, so they tried their best to trace it and wanted to make a long follow-up report. ...

But after some tossing, Bajie and others were starving to death, so Tang Priest and his disciples had to ask Wukong to find food. Wukong flew over a modern city and saw the bustling scene of people coming and going. Wukong disguised himself and went into the city to enter the supermarket. When he saw the dazzling array of goods on the shelf, he was very happy and kept throwing them into the cart. But when he got to the cashier, he couldn't give real money, so he fled in shame, got into the box and calmed down. They flew into the supermarket, turned into trolleys, snatched a lot of food put in by customers' fat women, fled to the street and flew into the air ... People chased them out one after another, and at this time, an "iou" fell from the sky.

People, including the demon of the underworld-Spider Elf, learned from the radio that there was a priceless treasure in the box. ...

The second episode of hijacking

The Tang Priest, Pig Bajie and Friar Sand, who are quietly waiting for Wukong to return from foraging in the desert, are curious to know what treasures are hidden in this mysterious password box, but they can't open it. Friar Sand has a lot of opinions about Master, and he is afraid to follow. He wants to leave and go back to Liusha River. ...

At this time, Wukong, who was flying home, was summoned by the police chief who was flying a helicopter in the air, hoping that Wukong would help subdue the robbers who were hijacking a civil airliner-the one-eyed thief and the erhu. Wukong rushed to the cabin of the passenger plane and stopped them. Unexpectedly, a large group of children swarmed in the cabin and asked for the autograph of the idol Wukong, who took the opportunity to slip away.

Bajie and Friar Sand were trying to open the cassette when they found news agency reporter Lin Na among the trees. Bajie thought it was a demon and was about to fight, only to find Lena so radiant. Suddenly, she became stupid and drooling, thinking Lina was a good person. While speaking, Spider Spirit with a gun appeared and tried to take away the password box, so Bajie and Spider Spirit fought, and Spider Spirit took advantage of the disorder to take away the password box. ...

Friar Sand also left and went back to Liusha River, but Pig accidentally injured a bullet, drank the "toilet cleaner spirit", burped heavily and spat out many bubbles. Wukong took the bullet out of the pig's ass with a saw and hammer, and then recovered. When Wukong discovered that the password box was stolen, he immediately drove it away.

Episode 3 Spider Cave

In order to find the missing password box, the Monkey King came to the spider hole and cursed the spider essence. Just then, gunfire rang out and a string of bullets were fired. When Wukong was knocked down, Spider Spirit was very proud. But it was Wukong who played a trick on him on purpose. The spider spirit fled back to the cave, and Wukong tried to chase it, but it was blocked by a spider web like a power grid. If he can't get in, Wukong uses gold.

The hoop stick went straight through the spider hole and rushed to the spider essence. Spider spirit escaped into the control room just to catch his breath, but the door was smashed by the golden hoop. Spider spirit hurriedly grabbed the password box and fled to the secret passage of the Chamber of Secrets. ...

At this time, Miss Lina, a reporter who has been doing follow-up battlefield interviews, also came to the mouth of the cave. She told Wukong that as long as the switch was turned off, there would be no high voltage in the spider web. But how to get into the cave, Xiaolan Shen came up with an idea to make Wukong smaller, get into an insulated medicine bottle and throw it into the cave. Wukong came out of the medicine bottle, found the switch, pulled it down, and the cave suddenly became dark. He found the secret entrance and knew that Spider Spirit had escaped.

Spider spirit repeatedly tortured Tang Yan in his magic cave, trying to find the password of the password box from Tang Yan's mouth. Tang Priest lied and told a fake password, and the password box blew up Spider Essence. Tang Priest took the opportunity to grab the password box and escape, but unfortunately fell into the secret passage of Spider Spirit. Wukong took the insulating gloves given by Lena and went to Spider Spirit's lair. Spider spirit hurriedly fled with the box, so they killed each other in the air. Suddenly, Spider Spirit came up with a trick to fool Wukong. Wukong used a fake password and the box was blown down. Spider spirit laughed wildly and thought it was a success. Unexpectedly, Bajie arrived and fired at Spider Spirit with the double guns given by Wukong, beating him away. Just as they were discussing how to save the Tang Priest, the land god came, and through the intermediary of the manager of the real estate development company, they agreed to exchange the conditions of Tang Priest. Wukong turned into a password box, which made Spider Spirit die unsatisfied. Just when Wukong thought he was triumphant after subduing Spider Essence, he was tampered with by Spider Essence. Wukong fell, Spider Spirit escaped, and after eating the antidote given by Xiaolan Shen, he woke up. When Tang Priest saw it, his hands closed.

Episode 4 Grinding shoes and solving puzzles

Miss Lin Na, a TV reporter, followed Tang Priest and his disciples to the Western Heaven three thousand years ago and never left her side. The Tang Priest wanted her to leave, but Wukong couldn't get rid of it. Bajie hopes that female reporters can accompany him. The three men rode on a white horse until it was getting late. They came to a mill. They were stunned when the door opened. Unexpectedly, it was Xiaolan Shen who opened the door, and Tang Priest was busy reading "Amitabha". This time, Bajie is very happy. In order to let the Tang Priest and others rest, Xiaolan Shen rented a mill from her master. In the evening, while Master was asleep, Bajie stole the monk's shoes from the Tang Priest and went to the mill to polish them. Because the Buddha said that only when the shoes penetrated can the password box be opened and the treasures in the box be obtained. Who knows this magic shoe, no matter how you use it, you can't wear it out. You can only walk step by step and wear it out slowly.

However, a spider spirit, who had been eyeing up to steal the treasure chest, thought hard in a castle-like cave in the dense forest and finally used it on the road where Tang Priest and others had to pass. He planted a bomb to blow Tang Priest to the sky, which just penetrated the bottom of a civil airliner, and the plane had to make an emergency landing. The police car rushed over immediately and arrested the Tang Priest. Spider spirit escaped under the attack of Wukong and Bajie.

The fifth set motorcycle city

In a modern motorcycle city, Bago, the chairman of a Clara consortium in the city, is handling the damaged documents about the 13 1 flight in his office. At this time, the spider essence turned into a spider and sneaked into the office, stabbing himself into Bugs' skin with its tentacles, so that he could go deep into Bugs' body. Bugs' kind eyes suddenly showed sinister ferocity.

Cold light, let him go to the police station to bail Tang Yan.

However, Tang Priest refused to sign the bail, or he would have to pay10 million.

The Tang Priest argued that he was blown to the sky, so the trial of the case became complicated ... Wukong went down to the underground palace, sneaked into the cell, drilled many holes, and searched for Tang Priest in one cell after another. At this time, the prisoners and hijackers cyclops and erhu got into the hole and took the opportunity to escape.

Wukong found the Tang Priest and wanted to take him out of his cell. Tang Priest insisted on not going out in public ... Wukong had to leave. The motorcycle hijacked by the one-eyed thief and the two tigers escaped, and the patrol immediately pursued it. ...

Wukong, Xiaolan Shen and Bajie are in a small hotel, studying how to save the Tang Priest and his disciples. They want their master to step on the mine again. I was able to draw out Spider Spirit, so I asked Bajie to create a "disturbance" and was arrested in the police station, so that I could go to jail with the master and encourage the master to complain ... At this time, Cyclops and Erhu happened to drive a motorcycle to see reporter Lena's motorcycle passing by, and immediately followed, knocking Lena down and carrying her away with a tranquilizer gun, trying to get some details out of Lena's mouth. ...

Episode 6 True and False Password Box

At dusk, Cyclops and Erhu carried Lena, a reporter who was unconscious, to a wooden house in the forest by the lake, and found a universal electronic recorder from her, from which they learned the whereabouts of Tang Priest and the treasure password box. They are so happy that they have prepared heavy rocket launchers with warheads. ...

But Wukong, who lives in a star hotel, hasn't seen Lena come back for a long time. He was anxious and was about to go out. He felt that the password box around him was inconvenient and wanted to hide it, but he was afraid of being stolen. So he thought of a way to replace countless password boxes in all rooms and mix the real password boxes together, so that he could leave safely.

Cyclops and Erhu came to the hotel, first knocked down the proprietress with anesthetic bombs, and then went to find the password box. Unexpectedly, there are password boxes everywhere, and you can't tell the truth from the false. As a last resort, I had to hijack a big truck and dismantle all the password boxes. At this time, the Monkey King arrived and knocked them down with the maze of the password box, and

Tied up, Wukong breathed a sigh of relief in Marie Laure Gigon's room. The fake password box suddenly disappeared and the real password box appeared. Wukong found the box in the cabin where Lena was held and rescued her, but the young man accidentally came to the small hotel at dusk and saw Erhu tied with two people, thinking that they were the owners, so he went to rescue him, but they knocked him out and left him alone.

Eye thieves and erhu fled the scene.

With the consent of the police station, Tang Priest made another lightning strike test to prove his innocence. The TV station also took the opportunity to interview him. This big news was also known by Spider Spirit. He sent a one-eyed thief and erhu to catch Tang Priest in the air in a real elevator. At this critical moment, Wukong arrived, making the plot unsuccessful. Spider spirit quickly blew up the helicopter. ...

The seventh episode of court investigation

Between the mountains, a helicopter crashed with a fireball, and the smoke suddenly dispersed. The crashed engine room stumbled and a the Monkey King emerged. Just out of the engine room, the spider spirit waiting nearby came with a rocket launcher. Wukong fell to the ground, and Spider Spirit carried him on his shoulder. Later, Miss Lena and Bajie got up and saw that there were only cyclops and erhu in the cabin, but no monkey brother. At this moment, the police came. I wanted to summon Pig and others, so I took them away. ...

Spider spirit took Wukong to a foreign house, locked him in a safe, and put many mines around him before leaving. In the court, Tang Priest was on trial, and Bajie and Xiaolan Shen witnessed a heated debate about disturbing air order and sabotaging gangsters' hijacking plot. At this time, two other witnesses, Cyclops and Erhu, were summoned, but they were blown into dementia and could prove nothing. The court ruled that there was insufficient evidence that Tang Priest was framed, and ordered him to pay10 million yuan within ten days as a judgment, and the password box was used as collateral. Wukong, locked in the safe, struggled desperately in the box, but he couldn't get free. Finally, the safe fell down, the mine exploded, and the safe exploded, lying next to the worker Huang Mao who was painting an advertisement in the motorcycle city. The box cracked and Wukong jumped out of the crack. In order to find Wukong, Tang Priest and Bajie decided to publish "Looking for You" in major newspapers, and many children in the city organized fund-raising activities to save Tang Priest. They dedicated the money they raised to Grandpa Tang Priest, but Spider Spirit did one thing and turned the money into a small dung egg. Everyone was very surprised ... Spider Spirit eavesdropped through a bug in order to get the whereabouts of Tang Priest and others, and Wukong found out.

The "myna motorcycle race" is being held in the motorcycle city. Wukong drives a white horse motorcycle in order to win a prize of10 million yuan. After fierce competition, he defeated all kinds of the most advanced jet motorcycles in the world, won the championship and won a prize of10 million yuan. Just when he was happy, Lao K brought the police, saying that Wukong had taken stimulants and declared the result of the game invalid. Wukong realized that it was a spider essence, so he tried to attach it to Bugs' boss.

Episode 8 Trichlorfon

The reporter found the Tang Priest and others under the guidance of Pig Bajie's secret words, but the soles of her feet were covered with blood bubbles. Wukong helped her to dress them up and let them rest. The spider spirit in the deep forest is doing research in a castle-like house, and the research has made it resistant to drugs.

For Tang Priest, there is a pair of magical monk shoes, which are popular in a city. Everyone wears imitation monk shoes. The owner of the hotel was also moved by this. In order to get the real monk shoes, he secretly changed the shoes of Tang Priest. Spider spirit also wants to trade fake for real. But real monk shoes, the boss can't take them off when he puts them on. After the Tang Priest put on the fake monk shoes specially made by the shoemaker, they were worn out at once and found to be stolen. At this time, Spider Spirit found himself cheated. So he fired a nerve gas bomb, knocked down Tang Priest and Xiaolan Shen, and kicked Wukong into the water. Spider spirit stole the password box of "Treasure" and escaped.

Episode 9 Jigong Shoes

Wukong soaked in water and the poison gas disappeared. Swim to the shore, take out the antidote pills, and wake the Tang Priest and others one by one. Found the password box stolen. Knowing that the magical monk shoes had been replaced by the hotel owner, Spider Spirit rushed to the hotel to find a real shoe to put on. I found that shoes have magical power and can make the whole building collapse.

Hotel owner Bill went to the hospital and asked the doctor to hit him with a chisel for the monk shoes he couldn't take off. He still couldn't solve it, so he had to ask Tang Priest for help. When I returned to the hotel, I found the ruins and thought it was the retribution of greed.

In order to retrieve the password box, Wukong sneaked into the cave of Spider Essence and used "enemy worms" to deal with Spider Essence, but found it useless. It turns out that spider essence is resistant to drugs. So Wukong waved the golden hoop, but he couldn't beat the spider spirit wearing the magic monk's shoes.

Spider spirit tried to open the password box with the power of monk's shoes, but he kicked it away. When he hit Bajie, who was flying head-on in the air, Bajie got a surprise. Spider spirit arrived, knocked Bajie to the ground and put him in prison.

Another monk's shoes were brought back from his boss Bill and put on by Wukong. Wukong and Spider Spirit played like a whirlwind in the forest. Finally, he was caught by the spider spirit and put in prison. Tang Priest and Xiaolan Shen were also arrested.

Wukong got rid of the spell and got into the monk's shoes of Spider Spirit, which made him unbearable. Spider spirit had to beg for mercy and take the opportunity to escape.