I'm too tired from work. Tell me a joke.

He passes through a cornfield every day,

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has turned into popcorn!

After the birds fly by,

I thought it was snowing, so I froze.

2. According to legend,

There's a killer,

The heart is cold,

The sword is cold,

My hands are cold, too

therefore

He froze to death!

A polar bear stands alone on the ice in a daze.

Really bored, I started pulling my hair to play.

One, two, three, one last one left,

He suddenly shouted

It's cold! !

4. Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him.

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One day, he was taken away!

5. Once upon a time, there was a lamb.

One day he went out to play,

I met a wolf,

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " "

Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

6. One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag."

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire.

Remember the game in the afternoon? In fact, there is still a game behind. His head feels itchy. After catching it, his head caught fire. Then he went to the hospital. After the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.

9. There is a penguin who has nothing to do but pluck his hair for fun.

After all, he said, it's really cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said: Penguins are right.